Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

"I'm not an ingredient!

Paimon's limp little feet kicked hard, but he couldn't resist the store manager's thick arms.

"Store manager, you don't like to eat! Everything in the world has yin and yang..."

"I can fuck you, make a dish and return the world to everything, just eat it, shit!" The

store manager angrily let go of Paimon and took out a few more lumps of meat from the side.

At this time, Bai Chen noticed that the store manager's hair was actually blue, which was unique among the many weirdness.

"If you don't eat it, you won't eat it, anyway, I'll serve you all the dishes, you can do it yourself!"

Leaving this sentence, the store manager picked up the shovel and stirred it in the pot a few times.

The top layer is covered with blue scales and some bone slag. There are also some messy 'food' ingredients soaked in it.

......

Dragon Kingdom Live Room.

"Damn, what the hell is this, it's even more disgusting than Lynn's pot of Paimon stewed slime!"

"Damn, don't talk about it upstairs, I can't even eat lunch, it's so uncomfortable." "

Family, although it's not in the same place, but it's the same time, the brothers, Ori

!" "This chef is so bad, and he has such a big temper, can he be a chef?" "

, look at the second chosen one of the cherry blossom country, it's really a masterpiece! After reading it, I think this pot of soup can still be saved." "

......

After the death of the Chosen One of the Sakura Nations, the second Chosen One was also called upon by the unspeakable.

The predecessors planted flowers and the descendants enjoyed the shade, and the new chosen one, Quan Lakuzi, can be said to be like a fish in water.

Especially after the death of the non-emirate Apu, the top-secret information about the wind god Wendy was unlocked, and Sakura Kuni formulated a comprehensive bushido plan for this.

Just

like the founder of the Sakura Country Shogunate Era, Dekang Jiachuan, he used the tactic of boiling the old man, waiting for everyone to die, and then taking over the world.

The goal of Quanrakuz is also simple: to live in Mondstadt for two weeks.

Following the template of Sister Walnut of the Dragon Kingdom, Quan's pants soon came to the Deer Hunter Restaurant.

"That's your recipe, okay. The

manager handed a plate of meat to Quan Lakuzi, and continued to cook.

But Quanrakuz was in trouble.

This plate of meat looks like raw meat, but the rules say that the deer hunter will not provide any raw ingredients.

Don't...... This is a top-notch medium-rare tuna steak

? Medium-rare should be considered cooked, right?

After all, sashimi is not unedible.

Thinking so, Quan Lakuzi found a position, and then gently sliced it with a knife.

In that piece of black meat, bright red blood oozed out, but with a peculiar fragrance, which made Quan Lakuzi a little surprised and moved.

After the discharge of nuclear wastewater in Sakura Country, it has been a long time since Quanlakuzi has seen such a delicious thing.

Although on the Internet, Quan Lakuzi is still the filial son of Sakura Country, and has made a lot of remarks in support of Sakura Country.

But in reality, Quanlakuzi has not eaten seafood for a long time, especially when he heard that the Nordic countries imported seafood from the Sakura Country and then returned to the Sakura Country market to sell it, so Quanla Pants abandoned the habit of eating seafood.

The piece of black meat in front of me was actually encountered on the Teyvat continent.

Is this

the end of our reunion? Quan Lakuzi was no longer generous, he folded his hands: "I'm moving!"

He took a bite, but he felt a little strange, how strange was the taste, and there was a strange pain?

But the pain was very mild, Quan Lakuzi didn't care, he continued to eat this piece of black meat, faster and faster.

Then, his body swelled more and more, and his eyes were about to burst out, covered with red bloodshots.

But the whole pants seem to be hungry the more he eats, and the more hungry he is, the more he eats.

At the same time, Quan Lakuzi did not notice it, his vision became more and more blurred, and red blood began to spread all over his body.

After eating the two cutlets, I heard only a thud.

And then there's the tinkling sound.

All the internal organs and muscles of the whole Rakuzi were gone, and only the bones and skin fell to the ground.

Two pieces of black flesh appeared inside his skin.

Just now...... It was he who pulled his pants and ate it himself.

"Hehe, I said don't eat raw meat, it's okay now, but I feel that this two-legged mutton should be good. The

manager walked over leisurely, sliced the skin with a knife, and took out two pieces of black meat.

The bones were left to make soup, and the skins were thrown into the stove with a sizzling sound.

[The Chosen One of the Cherry Blossom Country is dead, and the weirdness is about to come.

【There is only one last Chosen One left in Sakura Country, please seize the opportunity. I

only heard a few thunders in the sky, and on the ocean around the island of Sakura Country, a group of strange people rushed towards the shore.

As if inspired by the gods, they have only one goal, and that is to capture Fukushima in the country of cherry blossoms.

Mutation is always weird's favorite thing.

......

Spooky world.

When Bai Chen took this piece of meat, he looked at it curiously.

Paimon also looked at Bai Chen blankly, scratching his head.

"Sister Walnut, is this meat really edible?"

"Hmm... Paimon, you're not very hungry, why don't you help the hall master taste it?"

Paimon's head shook like a second, and he pointed to his little belly, "Hehe, my stomach said it could last a while."

Bai Chen was actually a little hesitant, the meat in front of him couldn't be said to be difficult to swallow, and it could also be said that dogs didn't eat it.

However, according to Rule 7, if you don't eat this piece of meat, it is very likely that it will be affected.

After all, he just had a verbal agreement with Sarah, and if something really happened, Sarah must have been the first to rush over.

But this piece of meat is obviously raw meat, which is contrary to the rules...

Suddenly, Bai Chen thought of something.

"Paimon, the hall master has an interesting conjecture..."

Paimon was so frightened that he couldn't hold the crown on his head after hearing Bai Chen's plan.

"Sister Walnut... Are you sure it's going to work? I'm afraid.

"Oops, hey, Paimon is fine, even if something happens to you, the hall master will definitely use the highest standard..."

Paimon pouted, then took a piece of meat and a knife, stood at the intersection, and began to slash the meat with the knife.

Two minutes later, a strange uncle wiped his mouth after eating and was about to leave, but Paimon blocked his way.

"Where did you come from, what are you doing?"

Paimon looked up leisurely, his teeth chattering and replied, "Hello uncle, I'm cooking."

Seeing this, the uncle did not have a seizure, but returned to the chair and continued to sit.

Five minutes later, another uncle walked over, but Paimon was still blocked.

The uncle did not have a seizure either, but returned to the chair.

Then, the first uncle couldn't bear it anymore, smashed the wooden railing of the deer hunter's restaurant with a punch, and walked around the road.

Bai Chen winked, and Paimon hurriedly flew back with the meat.

"Sister Hu Tao, why didn't they want me to go away just now?"

"Well, the hall master really guessed correctly.

"The two of us are chefs too!"