Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

Hearing what Lawrence said, Bai Chen's heart chuckled, as if something choked the artery.

I knew that in the burst of flames, most of Klee's bones would turn to ashes, be swept up by the heat, and drift through the winds of freedom throughout Mondstadt.

But when Lawrence said such a thing, Bai Chen was still angry.

This reminded Bai Chen of a passage from Lu Xun's words.

"When a warrior dies, the first thing the flies see is his shortcomings and scars, and they scream, and the camp screams, thinking that they are proud, and that they are more heroic than the dead warriors."

......

"Lawrence, the parish master advises you not to pick up those bones."

Bai Chen stared at Lawrence viciously, and Lawrence hurriedly put down his hand and added embarrassedly.

"Oh oh... Well, in fact, I also heard from a few people in the city, saying that the ashes were swept away, and the regiment commander was too ruthless..."

Bai Chen didn't pay attention to Lawrence anymore, but just tightened Paimon's little hand.

Seeing this, Turner waved his whip again, and the horse came leisurely to the bridge at the gate of Mondstadt.

"Lawrence, that lad is fine with everything, it's just a little too late to come to Mondstadt..."

, not sure if it was Hu Tao or talking to himself, Turner waved his horsewhip and sighed, keeping his eyes on the front.

After waiting for a long time, Turner saw that the two girls had not yet spoken, and took the initiative to speak again.

"Did Alice tell you anything?"

"Yes, Alice told the parity master that she really loves Klee, and always has been."

"Is that so?"

said Turner, smiling in relief, and then put the whip down, his hands behind his head, and slowly moved with the horse.

After all, the two horses should have walked this road countless times, and they naturally know how to judge the road.

Paimon asked curiously.

"Uncle, do you have a good relationship with Alice?"

"Oh, so you could talk, I thought you were emergency food... Alice and I have known each other for a long time, but our missions are different, and she has too many burdens. "

Hey, uncle, my name is Paimon, stop calling me emergency food!" My name is Paimon Paimon! "

Alright, I'll remember your name, Defeat."

......

Paimon was silent for a moment, giving up on the struggle completely.

Bai Chen carefully observed Turner in front of him.

In fact, at the beginning, Bai Chen felt that there was not much difference between Turner and ordinary weirdness.

Whether it is the appearance or the smell of blood on his body, he is just an ordinary customer who is about to enter the ground.

But now, Bai Chen has discovered a lot of small details.

First of all, Turner, though weird, retains some habits that only humans have.

He was leaning against the wall and picking up a kettle to drink, which is a human habit.

Weird only drinks water once or twice a day, and each time he fills his stomach, not so much not thirsty, but more with water to fill his stomach to prevent weird people from eating each other.

Also, Turner said that he knew Alice, so Turner should be the same as Alice, a resident of Mondstadt before the Strange Came.

And Turner's conversation is more like a human than weird.

Crucially, Turner seems to be a more seasoned farmer, and he still has many calluses on his palms, which are probably the marks of long-term friction while doing farm work.

There are some mud marks on the side of the trouser legs, which look quite wet, and they should have been left this morning.

This suggests that Turner was still doing farm work at least this morning, but the strange source of energy was not based on plants at all, but on raw meat and blood floating in the air.

Therefore, Bai Chen always felt that Turner in front of him was a key person, especially since he was also responsible for transporting alcohol from Dawn Winery.

Just as Bai Chen was sorting out the clues in his mind, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Good morning, Uncle Turner!"

"Good morning Lynn! Hey, I haven't seen you for two days, and I feel like you've lost a little weight. In

front of him, a young girl in a green robe was greeting Turner, and that person was Lynn.

Lynn sighed regretfully.

"Uncle Turner, you don't know, I happened to meet a traveler the day before yesterday, and I was going to have a full meal, but that traveler used the rules to trick me, and a piece of my leg was bitten off!"

"Although I ate Paimon next to her later, that Paimon didn't taste good at all

..." "I'm so angry, next time I see that traveler, I must..."

"You... You...... Okay, how dare you come back?

Lyn's eyes instantly turned blood-red, and when she was about to have a seizure, she found that she couldn't use her strength.

"You're actually—"

"Huh? What turned out to be? Does the parish master know you? Paimon, have we seen her?

Bai Chen crossed his waist, condescendingly raised his middle finger towards Lin, and glanced at it from top to bottom with peach blossom eyes, and then left a defiant snort.

Lynn's rules are tricky, but the target is limited to travelers.

Bai Chen's identity is a noble citizen of Mondstadt, so he is naturally not bound by the rules.

That's why Turner dared to communicate with Lynn boldly.

Lin Du was about to explode, his brows were twisted together, and he scolded angrily at the two girls: "Why, the old lady has not become a citizen!" Why!! "

Ahh

Lynn's blood was surging wildly, her eyes exploded, and her white eyes fell to the ground with a plop.

After a while, Lin sighed again, being weird, reconciling with herself should be considered a norm.

Just as she was about to put her eyeballs back, one of the horses lowered her head.

Just listening to the sound of chirping, Lynn's eyes were crushed into mud by the horse's back molars...

"Uh... Uncle invites you to drink another day? "

No... No thanks, Uncle Turner... Woooooooo "

Lynn wanted to cry, but she couldn't, because weird doesn't shed tears.

Holding on to her other eyeball, she slowly walked back to her small pot.

......

When the carriage reaches a fork in the road, it turns to the right.

Here and Bai Chen saw almost the same as when he first saw it, the dim blood-red sky, the bones of hilichurls everywhere, maggots and flies all over the ground. Occasionally, there are a few dead grasses, and more often than not, unknown plants like the Dead Realm.

At the fork in the road, Turner suddenly spoke.

"Oh, by the way, I remember one thing, here's a survival guide for you to take a look at."

Turner tossed a thin pamphlet back, and Paimon quickly took it.

The cover of the booklet reads: Survival Guide Outside Mondstadt.

Bai Chen opened the first page.

On the first page and the first line, there is a sentence like this.

1. Outside of Mondstadt, don't talk to a coachman, especially one at Dawn Winery...