Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

"Sister Hu Tao, this person should be a grower..."

Paimon hid behind Bai Chen, just revealing a pair of eyes, timidly looking at the weird uncle with a hoe.

Unlike in Mondstadt, the uncle in front of him is a little more 'raw'.

He is more than two meters tall, with thick arms and thighs, and muscles bulging like blood blisters.

Just dressed in a simple rag garment, the dark skin of the strange uncle was faintly visible from the hole.

What's even more terrifying is that face, the hard face bones actually squeezed out such distorted facial features. The three white eyes stared at the two girls, and the corners of their mouths were slanted with a greedy smile.

This appearance, like the zombies in the movie, carries a sense of beauty that the cerebellum lacks brain atrophy.

Bai Chen understands that the uncle in front of him is a character who is not easy to mess with.

But Bai Chen couldn't talk to him easily, he had already identified himself as a grower with a hoe, and talking to him meant death.

But the statue of the Seven Heavens in front of him, Bai Chen must go.

"Paimon, don't talk later, let's try to communicate with Uncle in sign language."

Summoning up his courage, Bai Chen came to the uncle.

When the strange uncle saw the two girls coming, he still didn't change his face, just lowered his head, and cast a shadow like looking at the crops.

Standing in the shadows, Bai Chen raised his head, raised an invincible and lovely smile, blinked his left eye and made a gesture.

Then he pointed to the statue of the Seven Heavens and stepped on his thigh.

The uncle's brows furrowed slightly, his right hand scratched his head, and his appearance of Ruozhi made Bai Chen's heart half cold.

Yes? Don't you understand that?

The weird uncle in front of me probably doesn't know how to read, so it's troublesome...

Bai Chen increased the action just now and did it again, and Paimon stood up, pointed to the Seven Heavens God Statue, and kicked his feet, looking anxious.

The uncle's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and his mood became more and more unstable.

What can I do about this...

Pregnant! Since this uncle is stupid, he shouldn't know how to do it, why don't you go to the field he planted first?

Bai Chen came to the edge of the field, raised his left foot leisurely, and then turned his head to observe the uncle's expression.

I saw that the uncle's expression became more and more hideous, and when Bai Chen's feet were about to step up, Bai Chen only heard a rude shout.

"! Two dumb ones in front! Why do you trample on my ground without speaking? "

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"You can talk?! Depend on!

Bai Chen and Paimon turned around angrily, only to find that the uncle had a grim smile...

"Oh, so you can talk, it looks like I've got a finish for today's dinner."

He walked towards Bai Chen step by step, and his three white eyes were already dyed blood red at the moment.

No, the hall master didn't break the rules, did he?

Unless...... Unless he's not a grower, but a chauffeur at Dawn Winery...

Yes, it is like the lord of the parishion, though he wears the clothes of the living, but he does the business of the dead.

The driver can also pull the cart and farm at the same time, which is not against the rules.

The coachman in front of him walked step by step, and the soles of his huge feet pressed into a deep pit in the ground.

At this time, Bai Chen noticed that the dirt stained on the edge of the hoe turned out to be blood-red...

Just as the hoe was about to smash at Bai Chen, Bai Chen suddenly let out a loud shout.

"It's you, why don't you ignore the hall master? Aren't you talking? "

Cut! Ignore the master of the hall!

Paimon hugged Hu Tao's arm tightly and cried tremblingly, "Woo woo, Sister Hu Tao, don't hallucinate!"

"There's no one over there... Don't be afraid of Sister Hu Tao, it's too late for us to run now!

Bai Chen crossed his waist, his gaze bypassed the weird, and aimed at the hillside behind the weird.

"Yes, isn't there a green-clad hilichurl on the hillside behind me? It just spoke!

After saying this, the weird whole body seemed to be instantly pulled out of strength, and the hoe slammed to the ground and smashed to the ground.

"Hehehe, I didn't expect you to be quite smart, just that's it. There's a path behind there, and I advise you to go over there.

Bai Chen took a long breath and straightened his Qiankun Tai hexagram hat.

As a rule, outside of Mondstadt, don't talk to a coachman, especially one at Dawn Winery.

What the parish master just said did not add a detailed reference, but only a modal word.

So add one more sentence later, lock on an unknown object, and you can jump out of the fact of talking to the coachman.

In this way, the parishioner is not considered to have broken the rules!

Bai Chen snorted a few times, took Paimon's hand, and glanced around as if no one was around.

"Hey, little Paimon, have you heard a dog barking, screaming so badly!"

When the weird uncle heard this, his teeth chattered with anger.

Of course, if this uncle is not a grower, then he has no right to judge whether the walnut can set foot on the field.

Even if you scold it to the blood, it has nothing to do with the master of the hall!

As a result, Master Hu acted as the face of the global audience, and directly staged a wave of fragrant mouth, but without a dirty word.

"You hilichurl shrimp head! Your family's tombstone will rise in price! Go to the Dead Hall discount must be super doubled! "

I went to eat at the Deer Hunter's Restaurant and I got the bones every time! In Inazuma, he is struck by lightning every day, and he drills a cave every day in Sumeru! Chased by hilichurls in Mondstadt!

Seeing this, Paimon probably understood what was going on, and joined in the pleasant output session.

It's just that Paimon Jr. doesn't have much vocabulary, so he shook his little brain and said angrily.

"Hmph, I'm going to give a nickname to everyone who messes with Paimon."

"You hilichurl, you are called a hoe! Earth! Dog! The

weird man was so angry that he picked up the hoe and hammered it frantically in the ground a few times, and the splattered dirt smashed into the thighs of the walnut wife.

Bai Chen snorted and ignored him anymore.

Looking around, there is no one else in this vicinity except for this weirdness.

Going around to the back of the Seven Heavens Statue, Bai Chen just found a path, from which he could directly lead to the Seven Heavens Statue, and there were no crops on the road, it should be a strange passage for himself, right?

"Sister Hu Tao, let's go, don't play with the hoe dog! Hey!

Paimon smiled sheepishly and flew towards the Seven Heavens Statue, and as the Seven Heavens Statue emitted an azure light, Paimon felt some magical power be infused into his body, and exhaled comfortably.

"Whew... It's so comfortable, Sister Hu Tao, come over too!

Bai Chen's left foot stepped on the path, and as soon as he stepped on the black leather shoes, he heard a burst of wild laughter from behind.

"Hahahahaha, you two little Nizi are a little interesting!"

"I'm not afraid to tell you that I'm actually a winemaker by profession, not a coachman."

And at this time, the bones of all the hilichurls in the field began to loosen gradually...