Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

"Traveler, what are you doing%¥%-"

Paimon could finish his sentence before his head sank into the pot, and it took him a moment to poke his head out.

"Traveler, you're plotting against me, Traveler..."

"What a disobedient Traveler!"

Paimon roared, his severed limbs like wicker, and pulled out his extremely long tentacles, heading straight for Bai Chen's door.

Bai Chen jumped back and hid behind Lin.

"Sister Lin, this is the mushroom chicken skewer I made for you, it's going to attack me!"

How could Lin help Bai Chen?

Although the wound from the death pie just now was not healed, it was not a strange thing to help humans.

Lin had a cold face, took a step sideways, and let Bai Chen out.

"Sister

Lin, are you sure you want this?" "The hall master reminds you, don't let Pie get his way!"

Hearing this, Lin paused, and turned around and pointed at Bai Chen with his bleeding fingertips: "What do you mean?"

Bai Chen's peach blossom eyes blinked, and he crossed his waist and shook his handsome long brown hair.

"Don't you understand what

the hall master said?" "If little Paimon eats the hall master, Sister Lin, you won't have any food, and you'll be bitten by

Paimon!" "If Paimon is cooked, not only will the hall master serve delicious mushroom paimon skewers, but Sister Lin can also eat me according to the rule of one Paimon per person!" "

Yo, kill two birds with one stone, eat two in one pot, and good things come in pairs." Thinking

of the death Paimon biting himself just now, Lin hated him to death.

At this moment, the few brain cells re-lit up, and Lin blocked in front of the tentacles, and took out a large cauldron lid from under her skirt.

There was a loud bang, and the lid of the pot

was tightly closed! Inside, all I heard was Paimon's beast-like hoarse and terrifying roar, and the sound of hammering was heard, but Klin's huge fleshy palm was pressed against the lid of the pot, and the heat was so hot that it made a sizzling sound, and the strength of the flesh's palm did not ease in the slightest.

The green tendons bulged, and every crevice was stuck with rotten flesh, and the scene inside the pot must have been even more terrifying.

I didn't expect this weird to weird, more ruthless than weird to people...

Bai Chen took a step back, and at this moment, the long-awaited voice sounded in his head.

[Sister Hu Tao successfully disposed of Bad Paimon and successfully obtained a soul stone, and now Sister Hu Tao already has three soul stones

!] [Sister Hu Tao has successfully obtained the inheritance of the Hall Master of the Afterlife!] Got the Funeral One-Dragon Gift Package!]

This name sounds weird?

Forget it, no matter what, the hall master still has the first customer to deal with!

At this time, the movement in the pot gradually became quieter, and a strong foul smell also came out of the cracks.

Bai Chen wanted to stand far away, but Ke Lin was like a fly smelling excrement, and her saliva was about to flow out.

After a minute of simmering, the lid opened, and Paimon was gone, replaced by a thick yellow soup stock and a large pile of rotten meat.

Lynn's hand, as it was called, plunged directly into her thigh, as if rummaging for something inside.

Only a click was heard, the bone broke, and a bone spur appeared on Lynn's hand.

Piercing a piece of rotten flesh, and stabbing a piece like a mushroom, one after another, Lin stabbed patiently.

Bai Chen stood behind him, a pair of swan-shaped black eyebrows sticking together, even the Death Hall had never seen such an exciting picture.

However, this also shows that Bai Chen's reasoning is correct.

Lynn's first rule was wrong, Lin was weird, how could she eat chicken and mushroom skewers?

At the same time, the third rule is also correct, Lin must be given something to eat, otherwise she will break the rule.

Huhu, how come this weird rule is more than the rules of the Afterlife Hall.

"Thank you for your hospitality, Traveler!" By

this time, Lin had gnawed all the muscles in her hands, and the muscle filaments were still hanging from her sharp teeth, steaming yellow.

Lynn took the bone spur and slowly leaned over, her face trembling slightly with excitement.

It even brought a few treacherous flushes.

"Traveler, may I ask where is your Paimon?"

"Without Paimon... I don't mind adding food at all!!!"

As she spoke, Lynn picked up the bone spur and rushed straight at her. But one of them staggered to the ground.

"It's... How is this possible

?" "Didn't Paimon be eaten by me?" Lin

looked at Paimon floating in the sky, and her eyes were about to pop out! (Actually, the eyeballs were in the pot)

But this Paimon was not Paimon!

, with short white curly hair with a golden hollow crown floating on it.

The body is pink and tender, soft and tender little hands, and there is a pair of blue-black wings behind it.

Although he still squinted slightly with a pair of jewel purple eyes, this was undoubtedly a genuine, white, fragrant and tender emergency food product!Paimon!

"What's the matter, Lin, Paimon is here?"

"The hall master didn't break the rules."

Bai Chen hugged the little Paimon, who was not flying high, squeezed his soft little hand, and touched his head.

That's right, Paimon was the one who Bai Chen exchanged three soul stones for a true guide just now!

Although Paimon hadn't woken up at the moment, there was no doubt that she was Bai Chen's exclusive guide.

Lin was stunned, and pointed at Bai Chen with that bone spur, and then at Paimon.

"Roar, roar, roar, hahahahaha!" "

Very good, human, you are very good!, I Lin, I like interesting ingredients the most, all the ingredients, all the ingredients, are my Lin, hehe!" Its

expression seemed to change suddenly, it should have been angry, it became exaggerated, distorted, and hateful.

Lynn's behavior was also completely dehumanized, and she looked at the various pieces of flesh and bones floating in the pot, and there were words in her mouth.

"Food, ingredients, you, rest in peace! I like it the most, Lynn, together, flesh and blood rot, and Lynn, together, with me!"

At this time, Paimon finally opened his eyes slightly, "Woo, where am I, Sister Ying, where have you been?"

"Huh! It's Sister Hu Tao, and... Lin!"

"Sister Hu Tao, run!"

Paimon's soft voice suddenly flared, and he hurriedly stepped his little feet in the air.

Bai Chen suddenly remembered Rule Five.

[5. If you hear Lynn talking to the food in the pot, shut up immediately and get to the gate of Mondstadt as fast as you can, two guards can help you.]

"Go to the doorman!" Bai

Chen rushed to the gate of Mondstadt with Paimon in his arms, but Paimon pointed to the Seven Heavens Statue.

"Sister Hu Tao, let's go to the Seven Heavens Statue first, Mondstadt is not safe!" Behind

her, Lin had completely turned into a madman, her body gradually swelling, bigger than the leader of the hikshu, and the bone spurs all over her body were raised high, cracking into the huge mouth of the earth, repeating constantly.

"The ingredients... Ingredients!".