Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

"Hello little girl, and the emergency food next to you, what's it called... Defeated, right?

Paimon smiled helplessly, "Uncle, it's good if you're happy..."

Turner seemed to be in a good mood, and when he was in the past, he was still lying in the carriage humming songs, singing the same tunes that Wendy had played.

In this way, he should not know about Guy, and he is not deliberately trying to lead Hu Tao and Paimon into the abyss.

"Uncle, that's the case, what about the master of this hall, I want to go to Dawn Winery to sell a set meal to buy a monument and get a monument free from the Afterlife Hall..."

"No, no, it didn't matter before, now I'll take my son there, don't even think about it!"

"Little girl, I advise you to die of this heart, for Alice's sake, it's not a place for people to be treated!"

Bai Chen stepped forward with Paimon in his arms, and then pinched Paimon's face.

"Ahem... Uncle, do you think it's possible that you had a lost illegitimate daughter back then, and then she grew into an emergency food? "

......

"Sister Walnut! I'll ignore you if you do this again!

Paimon flapped his wings angrily and kicked Bai Chen, but his legs were too short to step on.

Turner also clutched his stomach, pointed at Paimon and laughed, "Ouch, one Guy is enough for me, and I can't live with another defeat?"

Hearing Guy's words, Paimon and Hu Tao's expressions suddenly paused.

It can't be such a coincidence, right?

Bai Chen held back his smile and asked tentatively, "Uncle, is your child's name Guy?"

Turner nodded, then exhaled a puff of smoke and sighed slowly, "Hey, this kid is not angry. I was originally a peasant, but I didn't want my child to be a peasant, so I wanted to train him to be a knight of the Knights of Favonius, which was also a glorious ancestor. "

Guy, this kid worked hard at the beginning, and he entered the Knights of Favonius at the age of sixteen, but then something happened, and he had to fight with strange blood, alas, fortunately, he picked up a life. When he got home, the child changed. "

The Knights of Favonius, who used to be my favorite, now ignore it, and their temperament has changed a lot, and their speech has become more strange than weird, and they often wander around the suburbs..."

Turner reacted, raising the straw hat on his head.

"Hehe, it seems that the head of the hall has met him today, and Guy said that he was sorry for you, and wanted to go to Liyue, and he was talking about what he wanted to bring down the weird..."

Then the child won't apologize at all, right?

Turner glanced at Hu Tao suspiciously, but saw the badge of the Knights of Favonius in Hu Tao's hand.

"This is what he gave to the master of the parishion, saying that he is sorry for you, but he will fight for freedom all his life, and he will not know whether he will live or die... The head of the parish could not persuade him.

Bai Chen sighed regretfully and showed his 100% acting skills.

Koltner straightened up in surprise, clutched the Knights of Favonius insignia, and immediately flipped to the back.

"That's right! Right! It's this kid, and there's the date the kid just joined the Knights of Favonius engraved on the back, and there's a motto called For Freedom! That's him!

Behind the badge, engraved with the childish pen of a young man, Turner clutched it, mixed with excitement, which suddenly made the old farmer panic, as the strangeness of infinite life, he could not shed tears, but complained faintly.

"You say, why does this kid have to be free! I've clearly experienced that kind of war, but I still can't figure it out? It's good to be alive!

"Alas! Wouldn't it be nice to be weird? Isn't the Knights of Favonius recruiting now? I've already let go, it's good to be alive, so why do I have to take the risk? Even if Liyue were in a better place than Mondstadt, could she be better off than Mondstadt? I don't understand..."

"I only have this one child now... He's going to leave me—"

Turner clutched his badge and was silent for a long time.

Bai Chen lied, but what he said was not entirely wrong.

From Turner's words, Bai Chen speculated that the real Guy had already died in the war against the weird. What is alive now is that some kind of force must have survived through Guy's shell...

As an honest farmer, Turner just wants to live, even if it becomes weird.

He also hopes that his children will live with him, have a good future, and at least be able to support themselves.

As a simple father, it was difficult for him to understand freedom, but no one was qualified to say that he was wrong.

Bai Chen suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and his memory suddenly followed Hall Master Hu and returned to the time when he was sent away to the last Hall Master of the Dead Hall. Hu Tao wanted his grandfather to stay with him for a while, but he saw hundreds of ghosts, but he didn't see his grandfather.

Grandpa felt that this life was enough, and he did not stay in the place of life and death.

As the master of the Hall of the Dead, you should have no regrets, not only to yourself, but also to others. Every time the death ceremony is held, the relatives of the customers are also in different moods, crying and resenting.

But as long as you die, it is a predestined destiny and a seed that has been planted.

There is never anything wrong with dying for your own life, and the rest of the mistakes can only be divided equally between heaven and morality.

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After a while, Turner took a drag on his cigarette and patted the barrel behind him.

"Thank you..."

"Actually, you came from Alice, and Alice gave you these things, so I guessed it. It's nothing more than for freedom. I'm old and don't understand. But Guy he will understand.

"But the Dawn Winery is really strict in its investigation, and I only know a little bit about the secrets inside."

"You get into the back bucket, I'll send you in, and then you'll be transported to the storage room. In two and a half hours, I'll make an excuse to transport you out again..."

"We left here on time at half past five, and I am not responsible for your life and death."

"Thank you, uncle!"

Paimon and Bai Chen hurriedly got into the carriage, chose the cleanest one from several empty wooden barrels, and got in.

"Paimon, the hall master really thinks it's time for you to lose weight..."

Sister Hu Tao, you are so much taller than me! Paimon: I'm already very thin, okay?

"Yes, yes, yes! Look, little Paimon, you're so skinny, the smallest urn in our Afterlife Hall is bigger than yours! "

Hu! Peach! Sister! Sister! Paimon is going to give you a nickname, Yin-Yang Man! Every day yin and yang are weird!

"Ben Paimon, Sister Hu Tao, you are also quite thin, after all, other sisters are in good shape, and Sister Hu Tao is so thin, it must be to lose weight, right?"

“？？？ The master of this hall is still a girl! Is that called the growth period?

"Dead Paimon, you still talk about the hall master at the airport?" Today, the parish master has to make you look good! "

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"Don't make any noise! It's almost time for Dawn Winery, be quiet! Want to be eaten by someone inside? It

wasn't until Turner's scolding came from outside the barrel that the two fell silent.