Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

"Sister Walnut!"

"Sister Hu Tao, wake up!"

"Huh... Paimon, the main hall master... The chest is so tight..."

Bai Chen slowly opened his eyes and saw Paimon standing on top of him, his two little feet spread out, standing on either side of his waist.

The two little hands kept pressing the position of the stomach, so that Bai Chen almost vomited.

"Paimon... The master of the parish is awake, don't press it! "

Oh... Whew, I'm tired of this Paimon! Finally rescued Sister Hu Tao!

Paimon looked up triumphantly and wiped a handful of sweat from his forehead.

The master of the hall fainted?

Bai Chen doesn't have many memories, but he remembers that at the last moment, Paimon pulled himself up a staircase, and then he fell unconscious...

Just by going up the next floor, Bai Chen felt like he had gone from hell to heaven all at once.

Taking

two deep breaths, Bai Chen patted the ash on his skirt, stood up and twisted his neck, feeling the vitality re-applied to Hu Tao's wife's body.

The two peach blossom eyes also lit up with pink light again, and looking around, Bai Chen always felt a little familiar here.

"Huh? Paimon, didn't you catch up with the weirdness just now? "

It's just a step up, and it stands to reason that weirdness should catch up soon.

Paimon shook his head, an innocent expression.

Those pure sky blue eyes seemed to be saying something to Bai Chen.

Sister Hu Tao has fainted, this Paimon won't care about that kind of thing!

"Alright, alright, the hall master is going to take a look!"

Bai Chen smoothed Paimon's fur and looked at Paimon with doting eyes, and there was a hint of complexity in his eyes.

If it hadn't been for Paimon just now, he wouldn't have been caught by Weird.

Although when he was in Blue Star, he didn't see Paimon's shadow in the first fight, but now that I think about it, Paimon has also spent a lot of time with Ying, and many difficulties have been overcome by the two of them together.

The journey was lonely, and there were many friends along the way from Mondstadt to Fontaine, but there was only one who was really with you.

It's just that Paimon is really not good at fighting, but at critical moments, even if he is afraid, Paimon will still stand up.

It's not easy for little Paimon, in order to find his brother with Sister Ying, he almost took his life countless times.

This is the real sense of sending Buddha to the West, unlike Bai Chen's college roommate on the Blue Star, speaking of all Jie Bao buddies, I didn't see a single figure when something happened.

"Sister Walnut... It's very comfortable, but don't touch my head, it's like touching a dog..."

Let's take a look! "

Walking back together, about ten meters or so, but I didn't see anything, this is a dead end.

The rooms on both sides are open, like the sterilized rooms of a hospital.

"Paimon, are we really from here?"

"yes... Paimon won't be mistaken, there was a staircase that wide here!

Paimon gestured with his hands in mid-air, then crossed his waist in confusion and examined the blind spot in front of him.

Then, he kicked it with his foot in disapprassment.

"Solid... It's weird.

Bai Chen took a closer look, and sure enough, this was a dead end, and there was no possibility of any hidden passage.

The dust around the perimeter and the tightly knit wooden walls suggest that there could be no staircase here.

Could it be that there is something wrong with the charm?

There was indeed a spatial fluctuation at that moment just now, but that spell should have only had the effect of slowing down, and it was impossible to directly shuttle through space.

If it's really so strong, it's a fart rule joke and just shuttle to Mars to colonize.

And he fainted, and it wasn't that his brain was rusty, and he was clearly pulled up the steps by Paimon just now...

Could it be that someone is helping themselves?

"Knock knock."

Just as Bai Chen and Paimon were thinking around the corner, a footstep sounded behind them.

As soon as I heard it, I knew that it was another strange footstep...

Again? I'm going to kill the head of the hall today, right? Weird one after the other.

It just so happens that the master of this hall is gone, and there will be no descendants in the Hall of the Afterlife, so all of you weird people have become lonely ghosts!

Bai Chen turned his head suddenly, and was just about to fight with the weird, but when he saw the weird in front of him, he was embarrassed to scratch his head with a few holes, and said respectfully: "Hello dormitory, what are you busy with?" "

Dormitory steward?

Bai Chen looked at that person carefully, he seemed to be a little familiar.

Isn't this the guy who caught Carlos last time in Building B of Zephyr Apartment?

"The master of this hall is looking at feng shui, ahem, how did you come here?"

Strangely and suspiciously, he glanced at Mrs. Hu Tao, and then asked puzzledly, "Isn't this time to get off work... I'll go back to the apartment. "

Apartment?

No wonder Bai Chen felt so familiar here.

It was mentioned in the dormitory management rules that the West Wind Apartment had a total of four floors, and at first Bai Chen thought it was a fake rule.

Now it seems that this is the real rule, and Building A of Westwind Apartment is on the basement level of Building B of Westwind Apartment.

But how did you get here?

"That's... Dormitory manager, in fact, I have something I want to ask you for a favor..."

Seeing that Bai Chen didn't speak for a long time, he added.

"I have a buddy tomorrow from Liyue... And then he has nowhere to live, can he stay at my house for one night? "

Huh... Uncle, doesn't Paimon remember that there are already three people living in your house? Your wife and your children? He

waved his hand in a weird and happy way.

"Hey! Don't worry, I'll let my mother-in-law live outside Mondstadt tomorrow with Lin! It won't be too long, as long as it doesn't last more than 24 hours! "

Don't tell the Archon then..."

Scumbag!

Paimon and Bai Chen scolded in unison.

How can there be a reason to let your wife live outside, shouldn't you hold your wife in your arms?

For example, Mrs. Walnut, hey, hey, hey...

Strangely heard this, so he had to turn back helplessly.

Bai Chen stopped, intending to take out some news from the weird side. He casually mentioned it.

"Master of the Church, remember, isn't there a room downstairs in your house that is empty? Why don't you go live there? Hearing

this, he turned his head strangely and hurriedly, and his hands waved irregularly.

"Ouch! You! Ouch, you can't afford to make her jokes! She's someone Mr. Claire should look up to! Don't say it, don't say it, I'll leave first, what you said makes sense, I'll go home and stew hilichurl pork rib soup for my wife..."

He said as he went up to the second floor.

Bai Chen and Paimon also followed the corridor and returned to their rooms.

Then again, if the spaces were connected, it would be easier to sneak into production tomorrow...

"Sister Hu Tao, I'm hungry..."

Paimon sat on the bed and touched his little belly.

Bai Chen was fine, his stomach was crushed by Paimon just now, and he didn't feel very hungry.

"Huh... The hall master wonders, where did Paimon learn this trick? It's strange to press on the stomach to wake up..."

Hey, that's not cardiopulmonary resuscitation... It was taught to me by an uncle in the cave. "

Well. It's all because Sister Hu Tao is too peaceful, so I can't find the location of the heart, which is understandable, hehe. "

......

"Dead Paimon! I'm going to eat the iron pot stew Paimon tonight! "