Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

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fat orange cat took the initiative to rub over, it seemed to smell food, its fur rubbed softly on its calves, its tail raised high and its big clear eyes showed that it was happy now.

But with food, it might be happier.

Not to be outdone, the other blue and snow-white cat was not to be outdone, it bare its belly, its round head and golden pupils were leaning towards this side, which was a sign of coquettishness, it seemed to be hungry too, and patted its belly with its pink little paws.

There are nearly a dozen cats in front of me, each cat is different, with long hair and short hair, color and pattern, and different appearances of begging, but they are all very enthusiastic - of course, it is this piece of meat in Bai Chen's hand.

"Sister Hu Tao, do you think these cats are so weird?"

Paimon looked at the 'cuties' with a frown, and tugged at Sister Hu Tao's cuffs.

Indeed, although these cats are all normal, and even a few of them are very cute, and their movements are also vivid, but they are not like cats, but like people...

"The master of the hall thinks the same way, is it possible that they are about to become essences? So it's a little strange?"

Paimon rubbed his chin and nodded repeatedly, "It's possible! It's worthy of Sister Hu Tao!"

"Hey! Paimon, you're wrong! There is a writing in the "Cat Garden" in the library of the Afterlife Hall! The house cat is lost, and after becoming a wild cat, it will continue to survive, and it will be a ghost after a long time of cultivation! A cat that has cultivated to become a fine cat can absorb the power of the moon and become a handsome man to confuse a woman!".

Bai Chen crossed his waist and generously gestured in the air about the history of cats becoming essences, which made Paimon so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth: "Wow, Sister Hu Tao is so amazing... But didn't Sister Hu Tao say that they became sperm first?"

Bai Chen shrugged his shoulders and shook his head in disappointment: "This is to test Paimon!I've been with the hall master for so long, I don't know any of this, I have to read more books in the future

!" "Sister Hu Tao!"

Seeing Paimon clenching his little fists angrily, Bai Chen smoothed Paimon's white hair again, and coaxed it all at once, well, Paimon is much better coaxing than the customer.

While playing with Paimon, Bai Chen was also observing the cats. They seem to follow certain patterns and are not as hostile as they might expect.

The cats seemed to be in good spirits, with shiny fur, and it seemed that the lack of food in Mondstadt had no effect on them.

And standing at the mouth of the alley of the cat's tail tavern, those cats seemed to be restricted by something, and could only move in the alley, the orange cat that rubbed his legs just now, after Bai Chen withdrew his feet, just wagged his tail in place in a hurry, and did not cross the line.

"Well, Sister Hu Tao, there's a poster here, it seems to say something..."

Paimon pointed to the corner of the wall, a poster close to the ground.

This perspective... Only cats can see it, right?

Bai Chen squatted down, and he had to lower his head to see what was written on the note comfortably.

【Welcome to Cat's Tail Tavern!】【

Today's bartender on duty is still a cat...... Do you like to drink cat cat specials?]

[If you are fed up with the old-fashioned taste in the angel's gift, you can come to the cat tavern, the bartender here will make your eyes shine!]

The first three lines are small characters, and a lot of the content in them has been crossed out with pen and ink, and Bai Chen has also recognized it for a long time.

The latter are the rules of the Cat's Tail Tavern.

【Cat's Tail Tavern's Dining Rules

】【1、Welcome to the Cat's Tail Tavern, please bring your gifts to the cats!They will welcome you

!】【2、What do cats like to hear?Cats

don't like to know the truth, please don't show the truth!】【3、There is no wind god here, if you see the wind god, please ignore it.】 Cats can't be the god of wind either. [

Fourth, if you come to the Cat's Tail Tavern, when the even-numbered guests are dining, please order the cat-cat special, and when the odd-numbered guests, please order the Bloody Mary. 【

Five, please pay attention to the distinguish!*$#@-It is the tail that hangs down

, and the cat is the one who puts up the tail!】【Sixth, the guests of our store can refill the cup for free, but they can't be greedy!It's not good to be drunk, but you must be full!Otherwise, you will live up

to the cat's heart!】【Seven, the cat's tail tavern is full of vitality and happiness, please enjoy the good time!Remember to have a smile on your face!】【

Today's bartender on duty: Diona (crossed out) Oz]

...

Ahh

Forget it, let's analyze the rules first...

I didn't even feel sorry for a moment about the absence of the cat bartender, and what immediately came to mind was these rules that looked very cute.

Rule 1 and Rule 2 are all about cats. Cats need gifts, but at the same time they don't like to hear the truth. In other words, you have to determine who is a cat, but you can't let the cat know that they are different from other non-cat species.

It's a bit tricky....

Rule 3 says that you don't believe in the god of wind, which means that the degree of strange pollution here is relatively deep, but that's all.

Four, five, six and seven are all rules inside the tavern, and rule four is to judge the number of guests and order the corresponding wine. Rule 5 tells a way to distinguish cats, but Bai Chen looks at the cats in the alley, they all have tails upright.

So there should be other uses for this rule.

Rule 6 says the amount of alcohol you drink, don't get too drunk, does it mean that if you drink too much, you will be eaten by the unspeakables in front of you? But you can't drink too little, and you will be eaten by the cat anyway...

Another proposition.

Rule 7, it's about laughter in the tavern, is this still very simple?

Do you want me to laugh all the time? I'm sorry, Bai Chen can't do it, Hu Tao's wife can definitely do it!

Feeling the aura of the Fengshen fragment in his hand getting stronger and stronger, Bai Chen is very sure that what he wants is inside.

"Sister Hu Tao, Paimon has a brilliant idea this time!heyhehehe!" Paimon

must have wanted to be ashamed, and raised his head angrily.

"Oh, little Paimon has great wisdom too! Tell the hall master about it!" Paimon

leaned closer to Bai Chen's ear.

"Sister Hu Tao, do you say that as long as we dress up as cats, we can be unimpeded in the tavern

!" "There are cat tails for sale in the shop over there! As long as you add a meow to every word you say, you can easily pass the rules!"

"Paimon, you're such a genius! Then let's just dress up as Barbatos, and the whole of Mondstadt will have to kowtow to the hall master

!" "Silly Paimon! Don't mention this idea next time! Hmph, I'll think about it later!"

Bai Chen angrily knocked Paimon's brain, and Paimon hid aggrievedly to the side.

And at this moment, there was a creak of opening the door from the end of the alley, and then all the cats followed the sound...

"Oh, the four-legged beasts of thoughtlessness, the illusion of the void of day and night, swallow the punishment... Meow!"

"Meow!".