Rules and Weird Talk: Hutao also wants to hang out with Weirdness

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Wouldn't it be strange if the master of the hall gave the cat a gift of meat steak directly? Who would come to the Cattail Tavern and bring such a valuable meat steak to the cats here? Unless... Unless that person has

read the rules!" "But these cats have also read the rules, and the best evidence is that the rules are posted so low, and they are so aggressive when they hear the hall master say that they want to give gifts, and they have a bad appetite, not because they don't want to eat steaks, but because they have something better to eat in front

of them

..." And what we mean by that is that we treat them as human beings and think they understand the rules!"

It's complicated.

Paimon scratched

his head, thought for a while, and simply shook his hand, "Oh, Sister Hu Tao, just tell Paimon what to do!"

"Hmm... Let the parishioner think about it.

Bai Chen held the fragment of the wind god with his left hand, and took off the socks on his feet with his right hand, leaving only one.

The torn sock is a sloppy foot, and Mrs. Walnut's feet are about to blister, and the pain is unpleasant, which affects her thinking too much...

"Well, Paimon, do you smell it?" (this line crosses out)

If you want to go in, you have to be satisfied with giving gifts to the cats, but you can't let the cats know that they gave them because of the rules...

If only there was a kind weird uncle here...

No, Uncle Weird should also be familiar with these rules, and he will definitely not help himself, this

is a cat! It seems that the breaking point is still in that unique black cat.

Bai Chen patted the fragment of the uncontested Fengshen, put it in his pocket, and then suddenly had an idea!

Isn't there a black cat in the cat's tail tavern? What is that guy's name?

That

guy is a cat, but he is definitely the boss of the cats, otherwise the other cats are all outside the cattail tavern, and he is the only one sitting on the counter, seducing himself to play the summoning of the Seven Saints.

This cat's status is definitely not ordinary, it should be an Elvis Presley!

And he doesn't need to look at the rules, because the rules are not posted in high places.

At the same time, as the king of cats, he also needs to bear the survival of cats.

The Little Prince should be the best choice.

"Paimon, just shout with me later!"

Paimon nodded, followed Sister Hu Tao to the entrance of the alley, and watched the little prince in the distance start shouting loudly.

"Little Prince, Mr. Little Prince, are you there?"

the little prince's ears moved slightly, and he looked leisurely at the two girls here, and then nodded.

"Little Prince, we have something for you to help me with, can you come over for a moment?"

As soon as the words fell, the little prince was like a bolt of lightning, deftly shuttling between the buildings, but his four cat's paws never fell to the ground.

In a blink of an eye, the little prince had already appeared on the roof above, looking down at the two girls: "What's the matter?" "

The hall master has brought some gifts and wants to give them to you!"

Bai Chen took the meat steak that still had half of it in his hand and shook it at the little prince.

"Hmm... Okay meow. But I don't want to go down, I have allergies to the ground, you just put the meat on the eaves..."

Luckily there is Paimon, otherwise I would have to climb the wall.

Paimon took the meat and delivered it to the eaves, and when he returned, Paimon quietly leaned into his ear, "Sister Hutao, this cat is so strange... Not only can he speak, but he always puts on a stinky face ╭(╯^╰)╮"

Bai Chen sighed, the cat's hearing is very good, and it must not be heard by the little prince.

The little prince used his barbed tongue to pick up the texture of the steak and felt the smell of the steak. After a few seconds, his tail wagged slightly, which should be a satisfactory performance.

Then the little prince divided the steak into two halves, half of which he tasted slowly, and the other half was bitten into many pieces by the little prince with his teeth, and he took the meat in his mouth, and came to the edge of the eaves, and the dozen or so cats below looked at the little prince together, as if looking at his own king.

"Meow

me

Taking advantage of this time, Bai Chen and Paimon leaned against the wall and came to the door of the Cattail Tavern. Sure enough, this time the cat no longer showed its attacking power.

"Thank you, little prince!" the

little prince nodded, looked at his people, and began to enjoy his lunch.

......

Spooky world.

There is no time to mourn Tripp's loss, and the upcoming appearance is another Chosen One of the Beautiful Nations, Defeated!

As an outstanding member of the Marines of the Beautiful Nation, Defeated Den not only has a strong memory, but also has a strong physical fitness.

In all kinds of weird competitions, the losers are all at the top.

So this time, the beautiful country used advanced instruments to detect that the weird band was about to fall in Los Angeles City, and the beautiful country wanted to forcibly change the probability of selecting the chosen one, and directly emptied the entire Los Angeles City, leaving only the defeated Deng alone to live in.

So this time, Defeatden can be described as the real chosen one.

After watching the video of Hu Tao's wife countless times, Defeat Deng has already conceived a complete response plan in his mind.

"Is this the Cattail Tavern?"

Arriving at the door of the Cattail Tavern, Defeat looked around, not only discovering the rules, but also the little prince.

It stands to reason that Lost Deng only needs to wait for the beautiful country to copy the homework of the Dragon Kingdom.

But with a strong sense of pride, Defeatden decided to save the opportunity to tip the inside of the Cat's Tail Tavern, there were only

a few cats in front of him, was it that difficult?" "Fake, it's just a few cats! Unless they become cat girls, they will rush over casually!"

Twenty meters of the street, Biden only took two seconds, and the cat barely reacted, a fat orange cat went up and bit off a piece of Defeat's meat, and a long-haired Ragdoll cat gave Defeat's unspeakable part a paw, which made Defeatden almost cry.

But the defeat was too fast, open the door, enter the house, and shut the cat out of the door in one go....

"Fakfakfakfak! it hurts!"

he nearly fainted from the pain, but it took him a while to recover as he surveyed the room.

"Is this really a tavern?"

It was pitch black, with only tiny bright light scattered in, and dust accumulating layer upon layer.

There are still wine tables and wine cabinets, but they are all defective, and they should have experienced war.

On a bed in the corner, a woman was staring at Defeat, and a burst of murderous intent appeared in her eyes...