Rules-related weird stories: 4016

“So…” the Boss hesitated, “You’re not going to tell me it’s your homeroom teacher, are you?”

“Uh… yeah, it’s my homeroom teacher. Why are you looking at me like that, Boss… I’m a victim too!” Lin Yi said with an innocent look.

Boss: “…”

The air fell silent.

“Cough cough…”

Lin Yi coughed dryly, breaking the awkward atmosphere, and then began to tell the Boss about the situation he encountered in the homeroom teacher's office, bit by bit.

Including the suspicious tomato meat sauce spaghetti in the trash can, and the shredded paper scattered in the corner of the tidy room.

“Oh, right…” Lin Yi took out the small notebook he used to write notes from his pocket, flipped it open, and handed the piece of shredded paper to the Boss, “I found this in the homeroom teacher’s office.”

The Boss paused slightly, and the expression on her face became even stranger as she looked at Lin Yi.

She took it and opened it, her eyes slowly narrowing.

“It seems your homeroom teacher didn’t eat it.”

“Ah?” Lin Yi was very puzzled, “She didn’t eat it? But in the trash can…”

“Just because it’s in the trash can doesn’t mean she ate it.” The Boss shook her head slightly, handing the paper back to Lin Yi, “She used this method to strengthen her will, but the situation is not good.”

Lin Yi was still a little confused and couldn't help but mutter, “Isn’t it a bit arbitrary to judge like this?”

The Boss glanced at him: “I’ve encountered this kind of situation more often than the movies you secretly watch, just believe me.”

“Uh…” Lin Yi’s lips twitched.

『Wait, why are we talking about movies for no reason…』

“Okay, Boss, I believe you.”

“But let me state, I only watch proper movies… Wait a minute, what movies are you talking about, Boss? I don’t understand?”

The Boss didn't continue the topic, but reminded him: “However, not eating it doesn’t mean she’s okay.”

Lin Yi was startled and then said, “To be honest, I also feel that the homeroom teacher is not right.”

He sorted out his thoughts.

Then, he told the Boss about something entering the class last night and being dragged away by the security guard with an iron chain.

Next, he also told her about the white plaster-like fragments found at the podium this morning and the tomato sauce flowing out of the keyhole at the classroom door, turning into white powder and scattering.

To his expected and unexpected surprise, the Boss listened patiently throughout the entire process, without interrupting him at all.

『So… this is information that the Boss can know!』 Lin Yi thought to himself.

He said, “Although I don’t know what the cause and effect is, I suspect that it was the homeroom teacher who came in…”

The Boss’s expression was a little solemn:

“There’s no doubt that your homeroom teacher has a problem. If you encounter her in abnormal weather, don’t believe anything she says…”

“Ideally, don’t get too close to her.”

Lin Yi felt a chill down his spine and quickly responded, “Okay, Boss!”

“By the way, which class are you in?” the Boss asked again, “I’ll have others pay attention.”

“I’m in Class 2 of Group B.”

『Click.』

The Boss suddenly stopped.

“Ouch… I’m dodging!” The Boss’s sudden stop caught Lin Yi, who was following closely behind her, off guard, and he almost bumped into her.

“Class 2 of Group B…”

The Boss seemed to be lost in some kind of memory, “That’s Little Yuanzi’s class… and Little Xuzi and Little Xiezi are also in Class 2 of Group B.”

Hearing Little Xuzi and Little Xiezi, Lin Yi was stunned for a moment, and then he immediately realized that the Boss was talking about Xu Shunkang and Xie Huayang.

The corner of his mouth twitched fiercely, and he almost laughed out loud.

But when he thought that he was very likely to be the future “Little Linzi” in the Boss’s mouth, he couldn’t laugh at all…

For some reason, looking at the scene of him following the Boss towards the exit of the gymnasium, he inexplicably felt like a little eunuch accompanying the Empress Dowager in the Imperial Garden…

“If it’s Class 2 of Group B… there are not enough people, maybe we won’t be able to monitor it…” the Boss murmured.

She looked at Lin Yi and said, “The weather hasn’t been good recently, and the fog is getting thicker and thicker at night. If you have nothing to do, go back to the dormitory and lie down early.”

“The teaching building won’t be very safe during this time either.”

Lin Yi felt goosebumps all over his body, and he felt that the homeroom teacher's matter seemed to involve a hidden big secret in this campus.

So he nodded with utmost seriousness: “Yes, Boss!”

“Time is an issue, we’ll talk about anything else next time.” The Boss glanced at the gymnasium’s main entrance, which was close at hand, “We’re at the door, you go first, your friend has been waiting for you for a long time, right.”

Lin Yi was slightly stunned, and subconsciously wanted to ask, “Boss, aren’t you going together?” but suddenly realized—the notice board in front of the gymnasium clearly stated:

【It is forbidden to accompany physical education students.】

He understood that the Boss seemed to have taken this into consideration long ago, which was why she said that.

At the same time, he looked towards the door and found Wei Liang standing at the automatic borrowing and returning machine at the main entrance of the gymnasium, drooping his head and waiting for him.

Seeing Lin Yi finally come out, a hint of joy flashed in Wei Liang’s eyes.

But soon he noticed that Lin Yi was accompanied by a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, mature physical education beauty.

The light in his eyes instantly dimmed, and a thick look of resentment surged up instead.

Lin Yi walked towards Wei Liang, while saying goodbye to the Boss: “Okay, then goodbye, Boss~”

“Wait a minute.” The Boss called out to him.

“Ah?” Lin Yi turned around in confusion, just in time to see the Boss slightly bending over.

His gaze subconsciously followed the Boss’s movements, only to see her slender, white fingers sliding over her smooth ankle, and then hooking the edge of her white sneakers, taking off her shoes.

After taking off her right shoe, she took off her left shoe.

Then she picked up the sneakers and handed them to Lin Yi.

“Take them.” She said lightly.

“Ah?” Lin Yi was stunned.

“What ‘ah’?” She glared at Lin Yi, “Maybe they’re a little tight, but it’s better than nothing.”

Lin Yi instantly realized—he was still barefoot.

He wanted to refuse, but seeing the faint threat rising in the Boss’s eyes, he quickly trotted over, like Wei Xiaobao tiptoeing to support Long’er, to the Boss's front.

Then he carefully took the brand-new sneakers.

Throughout the entire process, he seemed to be able to feel the strong, needle-sharp pain coming from behind… the soaring killing intent from Wei Liang.

“Aren’t you going to put them on? Do you want me to put them on for you myself?” The Boss’s clear and powerful voice carried a hint of faint coercion, pressuring Lin Yi from another angle.

『Uh…』 Lin Yi felt the two-way pressure, then took a deep breath and squatted down.

He had to accept one of these two killing intents, right?

So he carefully loosened the shoelaces a little, and then… hesitated for a moment, took out a large wad of socks from his pocket, picked the cleanest pair, put them on, and then put on the shoes…

“I want them too! I want them too!” Wei Liang had already rushed in, rolling and crawling, like a happy little Shiba Inu sticking out its tongue and charging for love in the evening breeze.

The Boss glanced at him lightly and refused mercilessly: “No.”

"Ugh-" Wei Liang slammed on the brakes, his face instantly drooping like a candle melting in high heat.

Lin Yi silently put on his sneakers...

Although the boss's shoes were a little tight, they weren't too tight.

But at this time, comfort was no longer important. What was important was wearing the boss's shoes, which gave him a kind of... indescribable feeling in his heart.

But when he thought that his good brother was still barefoot, and the boss definitely had two shoes for two feet, he couldn't possibly pull out another pair, right?

So, he hesitated for a while, and then silently handed Wei Liang the only combat boot he had left after the "battle" in the cafeteria...

Wei Liang was stunned.

He glanced at Lin Yi, then looked at this... this shoe, and was stunned again.

He looked at Lin Yi again with a conflicted expression...

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His gaze moved back and forth between Lin Yi and the shoe.

The scene gradually became awkward...

Lin Yi coughed dryly and said, "Liangzi, why don't you... use my shoe to cope for a while?"

He secretly glanced at the boss's bare feet on the floor and whispered, "The boss doesn't have many shoes either right now..."

Wei Liang looked at the old tank in Lin Yi's hand, covered his chest, and made a heartbroken look. His fingers trembled as he pointed at Lin Yi, and he squeezed out a sentence with difficulty: "Lao Lin... with a brother like you, I'm so damn happy..."

But he still tremblingly reached out and stretched towards the shoe.

As the saying goes, one shoe is better than none...

"Swish."

A fair hand snatched Lin Yi's shoe away in front of him.

"Uh..." Wei Liang was stunned, then looked at the owner who had snatched the shoe with a resentful expression—the boss.

No... I didn't say I didn't want it?

But the boss didn't even look at him, and said calmly to the front entrance of the gymnasium, "Little Zhouzi, come here."

"Hey~ Boss! Little Zhouzi is coming~" A muscular man carrying a baseball bat made a flattering laugh like a tavern servant, which was completely opposite to his image. He bent over and trotted all the way to the group.

"Give him your shoes."

"Okay~" Little Zhouzi took off his shoes without saying a word and handed them to Wei Liang.

Wei Liang was stunned in place at the sight of this scene.

Seeing this, Little Zhouzi frowned directly, grinned, and looked down at Wei Liang.

"What's wrong, brother? The boss has spoken, but you're not wearing them? Do you want me to put them on for you personally?"

He pressed his finger joints with his palm, making a "crackling" sound.

...

May 7, X023, 16:35, front entrance of the gymnasium.

Lin Yi and Wei Liang returned the gymnasium rules, and then, under the oppressive gaze of many gatekeeper sports students, they walked out of the gymnasium with stiff bodies.

It wasn't until they walked a little further away that Lin Yi breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Damn! I felt like those sports students almost devoured us alive with their eyes just now!" Wei Liang stuck out his tongue, patted his chest, and looked like he had survived a disaster.

"Indeed, the pressure was so great..." Lin Yi nodded pertinently.

"Great your sister! Isn't it because you wore the boss's shoes!" Wei Liang stood up straight and shouted helplessly.

"Please... I couldn't refuse..."

"Damn it, what do you mean you couldn't refuse? You were clearly secretly delighted, hitting your XP right on! You can't even refuse my feet, let alone someone else's proper 'jade feet'!"

Wei Liang curled his lips, the sour taste overflowing from his mouth and nostrils: "Based on my experience, that 'boss's' foot is at least 13!"

"Only 13?"

"Full score is 10."

"Oh, that's okay then." The image of the boss appeared in Lin Yi's mind, thinking that just based on that Leo flying kick that killed the green bib chef, 13 points might be too little.

"That's not right, Liangzi, don't just talk about me, couldn't you completely refuse either?" He glanced at the shoes on Wei Liang's feet.

Wei Liang was a legitimate 1.85 meters tall, a little taller than him, but the muscular man's sneakers on his feet made him feel like a Chaplin.

"Can we not mention this?" Wei Liang instantly remembered the fear of being dominated by the muscular man. He shook his feet, and the huge shoes fell off with a snap. "Comparing people is infuriating! I wasted half an hour waiting for you for nothing!"

The two of them bickered and chatted, and soon walked from the gymnasium to the bulletin board.

The moment they passed through the bulletin board, a clear look of relief flashed across both of their faces.

Obviously... they both tacitly focused their attention on each other and the road by chatting naturally, so as to reduce the advent of unknown risks on the road.

And this method, Lin Yi felt very surprised after implementing it, because Wei Liang actually kept completely in sync with him.

"Oh, right, Lao Lin, how did you hook up with the boss?" Wei Liang was still nagging about the boss's goodness.

Lin Yi suddenly realized something—this guy Wei Liang didn't seem to be chatting with him to reduce unknown risks, but... this guy's three sentences can't leave the boss's legs and feet, saying jade feet, jade feet, he's just lusting after her body!

People like Wei Liang didn't think so much at all, it was completely the fire of LSP burning in his chest!

"Damn..." Lin Yi muttered and looked down at his watch.

16:53.

「16:48, it took a total of 13 minutes from leaving the gymnasium to now... which is in line with the normal travel time.」

Lin Yi silently recorded the time in his heart. He looked back and then withdrew his gaze.

「As expected, I can't see the gymnasium again... This bulletin board is like a boundary for me. On this side of the boundary is the teaching building, and on the other side is the gymnasium.」

「But it doesn't seem to be the same for Liangzi...」He thought to himself.

He looked at the sky again.

S City is located in the south, and May is the season from late spring to early summer. If there is no abnormal weather, it usually doesn't get dark until around 19:00.

Like yesterday, when the weather was bad, the clouds pressed down at five o'clock in the evening, and the sky was gray. The sunset couldn't be found in the mountains, and the world was full of fog.

"Looking at it today, maybe it will still be bright when we leave the cafeteria after dinner." Lin Yi said with relief.

Wei Liang looked at the sky and nodded: "It's really rare good weather."

Lin Yi withdrew his gaze and looked at the teaching building not far ahead.

The three four-story teaching buildings are connected by corridor bridges on each floor, as if covered with a layer of orange-yellow haze in the sunset.

The green forest belt around the teaching building also gives people a hazy beauty in the sunset, with colorful forests and misty clouds between the leaves, giving people a sense of psychedelic beauty.

「Wait a minute...!!」

「Thin...fog?!」