Running Man is Funny, Tall, Rich and Handsome

Chapter 2144 Deal with an object

"Hey, the head of the team is here, what do you want to buy?" Sun Qi stood in front of the counter and asked the head of Song Xiaobao's team who walked in enchantingly.

"Bingbing, tell me, why is this kid so picky eater now?" The head of the regiment complained very depressed when he walked in.

"Children, it's normal to be picky eaters." Sun Qi's female voice returned to the villa, which was quite interesting.

"Is it normal to be picky eaters?" The head of the regiment took this item, stopped, and turned to ask Sun Qi.

"That's not right. When I was young, I was a picky eater. Now that I'm older, I even eat eggs." Sun Qi calmly glanced at the head of the group.

Song Xiaobao, who was standing next to him, heard Sun Qi's words and immediately understood, and even tilted his body, as if he was intimidated by Sun Qi's words.

"Haha~" The audience understood the meaning of Sun Qi's words in seconds.

Sure enough, Sun Qi was already driving at high speed not long after he started.

"Haha~" The audience who understood what Sun Qi was talking about, especially the girls were embarrassed to cover their mouths and clapped and laughed. Eggs, what does this mean, they understand too well.

At this time, Song Xiaobao walked over with an exaggerated expression, and then took out 100 yuan from his trouser pocket as if I was a rich and handsome man.

"The boss gave me a packet of 573 Zhonghua." Song Xiaobao finished and threw the money on the counter.

Sun Qi glanced at Song Xiaobao, and then really took out a pack of cigarettes.

After Song Xiaobao took the cigarette, he said, "Is there any fire, let me smoke one."

"Smoking is not allowed here." After Sun Qi received the money, he answered Song Xiaobao angrily.

"Peat, you don't allow smoking." Song Xiaobao scolded Sun Qi violently when he heard that smoking was not allowed.

Hearing Song Xiaobao's bad temper, Sun Qi said coquettishly and domineeringly, "Peat, if you want to do this, then I'll do it for you."

"..." Sun Qi was so domineering, but he directly stunned Song Xiaobao.

"Haha~" Song Xiaobao's reaction, as well as Sun Qi's coquettish tone, made the audience clapp their hands and laugh, which is too direct.

But I have to admit that Sun Qi really showed a woman's arrogance and domineering perfectly.

"What are you doing stupid, what else do you want to buy?" Sun Qi asked Song Xiaobao angrily what else to buy.

"Boss, add a WeChat." After being yelled at by Sun Qi, Song Xiaobao asked with a smile: "Boss, let's add a WeChat?!"

"Go away!" Sun Qi gave Song Xiaobao a word without even thinking about it.

Seeing this, the audience laughed inexplicably.

"Boss, don't do this, just be friends." Song Xiaobao smiled flatteringly to please Sun Qi.

"Want to make friends with me?" Sun Qi showed a knowing smile, but that coquettish look made Song Xiaobao show his signature smile.

This smile, the audience laughed when they saw it, it was really ugly and funny.

"Isn't that right? Of course I want to make friends with you." Song Xiaobao said with a certain look after laughing.

"Okay!" Sun Qi agreed and wanted to be friends with Song Xiaobao. Song Xiaobao asked happily, "That's great, let's add a WeChat."

Sun Qi took out his mobile phone and pretended to add a WeChat.

At this time, Song Xiaobao pretended to be serious and asked Sun Qi: "Beauty, do you think I can live to be 100 years old?"

"Do you smoke?" Sun Qi asked Song Xiaobao a question.

Song Xiaobao looked at the cigarette in his hand, and then threw it away, saying, "Don't smoke it."

"Then do you know how to drink?" Sun Qi didn't say much, and then asked Song Xiaobao.

"No!" Song Xiaobao replied in a dazed way.

"Then do you know how to play mahjong?" Sun Qi asked again, and Song Xiaobao still said, "No!"

This time, Sun Qi's words changed, and he said, "You know nothing, why have you lived so long, you should die as soon as possible."

"..." Song Xiaobao opened his mouth and looked at Sun Qi in confusion.

"Hahaha~" At this time, the entire "Joyful Comedian" scene clapped and laughed.

Sun Qi is burying a hole for Song Xiaobao. He has asked so many questions before, and the preparation is so good. This is the time to wait.

"Such a domineering woman happens to be my favorite dish, old girl, why don't we look everywhere." Song Xiaobao was really improvising, and he didn't have any discussions before.

"Do you want to date my sister?" At this time, Captain Yang, who was beside him, asked Song Xiaobao with a smile.

"Yeah, can't you?" Song Xiaobao looked like I was very confident.

"Sister, what do you think?" Captain Yang asked Sun Qi how he felt.

"Do you have a car?" Sun Qi enchantingly asked Song Xiaobao with her arms crossed.

"Five Mercedes-Benz, three BMW." Song Xiaobao put his hands in his trouser pockets, and answered with great air.

"Then do you have a house?" Hearing that Song Xiaobao had so many luxury cars, Sun Qi immediately lit up and asked.

"There are five or six villas overseas, and three or four mansions." Song Xiaobao looked like I was a local tyrant, which was all trivial.

"Then what's your annual salary?" Sun Qi couldn't calm down now. He walked out and hugged Song Xiaobao, like a typical powerful woman.

With Sun Qi like this, many of the audience covered their mouths and smiled.

Do it. "Song Xiaobao said indifferently.

"Then what are you doing?" Sun Qi was even more excited when he heard the number.

Regarding this question, Song Xiaobao said deeply: "I am... dreaming."

"I'll fuck you!" Sun Qi, who was so happy, waved his hand and slapped Song Xiaobao on the face.

"Hahaha~" In this way, the audience admired Song Xiaobao with laughter.

The pretense is so powerful in the front, and then there is a summary of "I am a dream". This method is really powerful, and there is nothing wrong with it.

"Dreaming, you told my mother so much." Sun Qi put his hands on his hips and pointed at Song Xiaobao.

"That's no nonsense. If I have a car, a house, and savings, will I still use this rural convenience store to find you?" Song Xiaobao also said very unhappily.

This is the truth, Sun Qi didn't beat Song Xiaobao this time.

"It's alright to see what you're wearing. It's okay." Sun Qi glanced at him and said that Song Xiaobao seemed to be good.

"Sister, if you want me to tell you, just make do with it. There are so many of them."

"I think this little old man is not bad." Song Xiaobao looked at what the head of Yang said.

"Is it okay to live a good life? It's okay to make do with looks, but I'm afraid this IQ won't work." Sun Qi said.

"How about I help you test him?" Captain Yang also improvised.

"Okay, then you can help my sister to test that this color (sai) is a little dark." Sun Qi still complained about Song Xiaobao's dark skin and looked old.

Head Yang held back a smile, and then asked Song Xiaobao: "I'm helping my sister Bingbing to test you now. If you perform well, then our sister will give you a match, what do you think.".

Chapter 2145 Can't keep up with your speed

"You want to test me? Hahaha~ Look at you, you are so rude, you still want to test me? Come on, come on." Song Xiaobao slapped Captain Yang on the shoulder with his signature smile, and even twisted his body in a serious manner. .

"When the emperor dies, it is called Jiadie; when the monk dies, it is called Yuanji; when the hero dies, it is called sacrifice;

"What's the name of a bad guy dead?" Song Xiaobao was full of question marks.

Then Song Xiaobao thought of something, just as Sun Qi also thought of it, the two of them tacitly agreed: "If the bad guy dies, that's called retribution!"

"Haha~" After the audience understood, they clapped their hands and laughed, feeling that there was nothing wrong with this.

"Sister, do you think this IQ is good?" Captain Yang asked Sun Qi with a smile.

"It's okay, otherwise, let's do it." Sun Qi felt that this was okay, so he made it.

"Right, brother, isn't that IQ shameful?" Song Xiaobao even slapped his face as a fat man.

"Is it my daughter-in-law now?" Song Xiaobao asked Sun Qi with a smile, if it was considered a relationship now.

"Dead ghost!" Sun Qi turned into a slut in seconds, and shyly hammered Song Xiaobao. ,

"Hehe~" Song Xiaobao's funny laughter, Sun Qi almost laughed when he heard it.

"Daughter-in-law, where do you think we are going on a date today?" Song Xiaobao asked Sun Qi when he saw that it was done.

"It's up to you." Sun Qi's face was full of radiance, and Captain Yang couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly left by himself.

"How about we go to the gym?!" Song Xiaobao grinned and winked at the audience.

I went to the gym as soon as I had a daughter-in-law. I couldn't wait to get fit, and then let's do things well.

Song Xiaobao is also an old driver.

"Do you think I'm fat?" Song Xiaobao was going to the gym, and Sun Qi turned around and asked.

"..." Being questioned by Sun Qi suddenly, Song Xiaobao was a little confused, and he could hear Sun Qi's unhappiness, so he said cautiously, "Then don't go."

"Do you think I'm lazy?" Song Xiaobao couldn't say no, and Sun Qi took out the woman's unreasonable behavior, thinking that it was a man who thought he was a lazy woman, and didn't even go to exercise to lose weight.

"Then whether you want to go or not, don't make trouble!" Song Xiaobao couldn't stand it, so he said.

"Oh, just now, do you think I'm a mad woman?" Sun Qi showed the woman's unreasonableness and vexatiousness to the fullest.

"..." Song Xiaobao looked confused, and finally said patiently, "Then I'll go by myself."

"Go by yourself?" Sun Qi crossed his arms and asked sturdily, "Go by yourself, do you want to hook up with any woman?"

"Me!" Song Xiaobao was choked and speechless, and looked at Sun Qi so stupidly.

"Haha~" The female audience at the scene saw their unreasonable figures from Sun Qi's body.

As for the male audience, they feel the same way about Song Xiaobao.

My own mother-in-law always has such willful and unreasonable times.

When I meet my mother-in-law like this, I can't always make sense.

"..." Song Xiaobao didn't speak at the end, just shook his hand awkwardly.

Seeing that Song Xiaobao didn't speak and couldn't continue, Sun Qi said hypocritically, "You men can't even say sorry?"

After listening to what Sun Qi said, Song Xiaobao can continue now, so he walked over, grabbed Sun Qi's hand greasy, and smiled to please: "Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry!"

For Song Xiaobao's apology, Sun Qi immediately shook off Song Xiaobao's hand.

"Do you think it's enough to say sorry?" Sun Qi's sudden willfulness and hypocrisy made Song Xiaobao dumbfounded again.