Running Man is Funny, Tall, Rich and Handsome

"Well, 340's line teacher in the play." Sun Qi also admitted that there is such a thing.

"Not just a line teacher, but also a visiting professor in the performance department of our alma mater." Qian Feng told everyone about these important facts.

"Wow!" Sure enough, when they learned about this, many people at the scene were surprised.

"Visiting professor is just a title, and a line teacher is barely considered a line teacher. He only occasionally goes back to his alma mater to give lines lessons to juniors and juniors." Sun Qi also didn't dare to be a teacher.

"That's really no wonder, you taught so many knowledge points to high school students." Xue Zhiqian really understood now.

Sun Qi's success is not really relying on hype and luck.

He really paid too much for this.

"However, by the way, is this a show you brag about, or is it a show that makes things happen?"

"Why are you all bragging about how to support me? Can you still record the show well?" Sun Qi said with an angry smile.

If it wasn't for Sun Qi's reminder, maybe they were still off topic now.

"Okay, okay, we're almost there, we won't hold Sun Qi anymore, and we'll be despised for holding him." Wang Han was arrogant, which made Sun Qi cover his face even more.

"Get off work! I can't record this show." Sun Qi said with a smile that he was going to get off work. .

Chapter 2685 Die together

"Okay, let's gossip here, I brought you a sword of seal that is the only one in the entire universe."

"Whoever gets our outstanding senior agent today, this will be given to him." Wang Han said seriously.

"This, Taobao's nine yuan and nine free shipping?!" Sun Qi also reached out and took a look.

"Haha~" Sun Qi inexplicably poked everyone's laughter.

"What, what do you mean this is Taobao's nine yuan and nine free shipping?!"

"That's not it, Boss Ma just has a lot of these gadgets." Sun Qi disgusted and exchanged these things for the director.

"So, Sun Qi is our new deputy director today, let's you order one. Which senior agent can make a proposal?" Wang Han handed over the task to Sun Qi.

"Me! Me!" Several senior agents raised their hands one after another, wanting to make a proposal first.

"Let Liu Fu come." Sun Qi ordered one casually.

"Ah? It's so sloppy." Wang Han didn't expect that Sun Qi would order Liu Fu.

"I found out: What's more terrifying than the zombie crisis is that the person you love the most is bitten by a zombie." Liu Fu put forward his proposal, and Wang Han immediately asked: "Zombie? What is a zombie?"

"Zombies are..." Liu Fu also learned a bit.

"Who is your favorite person, Tian Yuan?" Wang Han immediately threw the question to Tian Yuan.

"Ah? Me? My favorite person was bitten by a zombie? Then, bureau, director." Tian Yuan's reaction was a bit stunned, but he also found a joke in the end.

"..." Wang Han gave Tian Yuan a blank eye.

"Xuehu, what about you, your favorite person has been killed by a zombie, one of them, father, mother and sister, who would you like to be bitten?" Wang Han deliberately asked Guo Xifu, and when he called Guo Xifu, he deliberately added some funny tone.

"Then bite me." Guo Xianfu said.

"No, one bite isn't enough, I'll bite another." Wang Han and Sun Qi said in unison at the same time.

"Hahaha"~" Sun Qi and Wang Han said in unison, which immediately made the scene burst into laughter.

"Okay, okay, let's ask Sun Qi, if you had to choose a favorite person to be bitten by a zombie, what would you choose?" Wang Han asked Sun Qi next to him.

"First of all, is this zombie with long legs?" Sun Qi asked a question that made everyone laugh.

"Haha~" Xue Zhiqian and the others laughed with their kidney deficiency.

"Oh, even if you are bitten by a zombie, you have to see if you have long legs, right?" Wang Han was also very dumbfounded.

"That's a must. If it has long legs, if it doesn't bite me, I will bite her." Sun Qi's answer is simply invincible.

"But now the question is not whether you bite or not, but the zombie wants to bite your favorite person. Which one of your favorite people did you choose to be bitten?" Wang Han continued this question.

"For example, your wife, daughter, and son are all the people you love the most. Which one would you like to be bitten?" Wang Han's question is not easy to answer.

"Daughter." Sun Qi immediately said it was her daughter.

"What?!" Sun Qi's answer obviously surprised everyone.

"Daughter? You, who are famous as daughter slaves, would be willing to let zombies bite your daughter?" Wang Han was also dumbfounded, which was really unexpected.

"Yes, it's her daughter." Sun Qi said with certainty.

"Why?" Qian Feng asked impatiently.

"First of all, the wife, the daughter, the son, the daughter is the least important."

"My daughters will grow up, and they will eventually get married; rather than they grow up and get married, I can't bear it, it would be better to be bitten by zombies, so I will lose a daughter anyway, and I will not think that my daughter will be a man in the future. It's better to be hurt than to be deceived and let down by a scumbag when her daughter grows up." After Sun Qi explained, she was still a daughter's slave after all.

"The wife is different, isn't it, if the daughter is bitten, the wife is not bitten, just have another one."

"The son is even more different. This is passed down from generation to generation, and the son cannot be bitten."

"So, it's better if my daughter was bitten." Sun Qi just explained, and the audience burst into laughter.

"I was thinking, if Guoguo watched this episode, how would I hate my father." Wang Han immediately looked at the camera and said to Guoguo.

"Haha~" Wang Bureau is blatantly doing things.

"What about you, Xue Zhiqian?" Wang Han left the topic to Xue Zhiqian.

"Then definitely can't bite my father, otherwise he will watch this episode, and I will die very ugly when I go home." Xue Zhiqian was most afraid of his father.

"No, Lao Xue said in his heart, "Lie ah ah (come, come, ah), my dad is here, you bite ah (you come and bite.)" Sun Qi's dialect even made the scene burst into laughter. Voice.

"Crazy, can my dad watch this show too?"

"If you want to die together, Guoguo will watch this show anyway." Sun Qi looked like I didn't care, so it's better to die together.

"Haha~" Xue Zhiqian immediately brought out his crazy laughter again.

"If he is bitten by a zombie and he has no judgment, what should he do?"

"Sun Qi, for example, after Niangniang was bitten, she lost her judgment, what would you do?" Wang Han's question was really a bit torturous.

Sun Qi is really a little difficult to answer this question.

Everyone knows that Sun Qi is a man who loves his wife like his life, and is also a madman who protects his wife.

"I think it shouldn't be my choice." Sun Qi shook his head and said.

"You don't have a choice?" Qian Feng was even more confused now.

"Well, if there are really zombies, if there are really zombies that want to bite any of my wives, I don't think I have a choice. The reason is very simple. At that time, I had become a zombie."

"As long as I haven't become a zombie, there will be no zombies that can bite my wife."

"There are zombies who want to bite my wife, there is only one explanation, that is, I have become a zombie, and I can no longer protect them."

"Oh~~~" Sun Qi's answer was what every girl at the scene liked to hear.

"From what I know about Lao Sun, he really is such a person." Xue Zhiqian really knew Sun Qi very well, and he would really be such a person.

"So, what if while you were protecting your wife, your mother's hand was scratched by a zombie and infected with the virus?" This question asked by Tian Yuan is also ok.

"Anything else, cut off her arm to prevent the virus from infecting the whole body, so that my wife won't become a zombie, and my wife doesn't have to die. Without an arm, I can continue to spoil her for the rest of my life."

"Wow!!" Sun Qi saw the tricks, and every decisive action was to minimize the damage.

Such a man is the most worthy of his life.

Wang Han and the others all sighed and shook their heads, wanting to make things difficult for Sun Qi, but there is no such thing. .

Chapter 2686 Father's Love Like a Mountain

"This kind of problem, there is no way to stumbling Sun Qi." Wang Han stood in the middle, looked at the camera and said to everyone: "It's really not pure to want to stymie Sun Qi."

"Let's take an example. If you have to let your wife and daughter, lover in this life and lover in past life, have to be bitten, do you choose wife or daughter?" Xue Zhiqian was still struggling with this question.

"Daughter!" Sun Qi didn't hesitate at all, and immediately chose his daughter.

"Then let's use another analogy. If you say, Sun Qi, Liu Shishi and Sun Guoguo, Liu Shishi accidentally got a zombie virus and bit you after becoming a zombie."

"Only you will do? Shishi has become a zombie, and you have been bitten. In the end, Guoguo was not bitten." Xue Zhiqian asked a very difficult question. ,

"Wow! This is true..." Everyone knows that Sun Qi loves his wife as his life, and also loves his daughter as his life. This problem is assumed that Liu Shishi has become a zombie, and there is no way to avoid it. At the same time, Sun Qi also After being bitten by Liu Shishi, Guoguo is left, what should Sun Qi do?

"In other words, I just got bitten, and I haven't become a zombie yet, right?" Sun Qi asked Xue Zhiqian, standing on the position of the deputy director.

"Yes, it's only a matter of time before you get bitten and become a zombie, but you still have 30 minutes, what are you going to do with 377?"

"Seeing that Shishi can't be saved, and she will become a zombie in 30 minutes. At this time, Guoguo's lovely daughter is in peace, but she is not sensible, but she is just a baby. Child, what will you do at this time?" Xue Zhiqian asked Sun Qi, and everyone looked at Chen Sha.

"This is really too difficult." Tian Yuan imagined himself, but really didn't know what to do.

Sun Qi smiled slightly: "If it really comes to that time, I will tie Guoguo to my back, and then find her favorite hydrogen balloon and tie it to her arm, which can make the balloon attract. Her attention; and I, will take another stick, tie it across my shoulders, and then find some rotten meat and put it on a plastic bag."

"Put the rotten meat in a plastic bag in front of me, and at the same time, I will tie my hands with ropes before I am conscious, and finally walk towards the safety zone." Sun Qi explained.

"What's the use of this? But you have become a zombie before you reach the safety zone." Qian Feng asked.

"I know it's a foregone conclusion that I will become a zombie."

"So, when I really become a zombie, the zombie has a very sensitive sense of smell to carrion and rotten flesh. At this time, I have become a zombie and have no consciousness, so the carrion I hang in front of me in advance will become My only goal to become a zombie."

"Hang it in front of me, but my hands are tied. If I can't catch it, I will only walk forward with the smell of bloody carrion if I become a zombie."

"In this way, the carrion hanging in front of me will turn me into a zombie and continue to move forward, and my direction before losing my mind is a safe isolation area."

"In this way, I will continue to walk. Even if I become a zombie and Guoguo is tied behind my back, I have no way to catch her, so I can only walk forward."

"It's fine until I'm in a safe quarantine area, even if I'm going to be shot by a human, at least I'll send my daughter to a safe and virus-free place, that's the last thing a father does to his daughter before she dies. It's something." After Sun Qi explained, Wang Han and the others were even more surprised

After thinking about what Sun Qi said, it seems that this method is really feasible.

Although he has become a zombie, he still has to think about his children before he loses his mind.

So I thought of this way to send the child to a safe isolation area.

Even before he turned into a zombie, he tried everything possible.

For the sake of the daughter and the child, Sun Qi's method perfectly reflects his fatherly love.

"Papa~" When they understood what Sun Qi was doing, Qian Feng, Xue Zhiqian, and Tian Yuan all stood up and applauded Sun Qi: "Wow!!"

"This is a father's love like a mountain!" Wang Han told everyone at this time that Sun Qi perfectly explained what a father's love is like a mountain.