Running Man is Funny, Tall, Rich and Handsome

"Sun Bingbing, hehe~" Unconsciously, everyone called Sun Qi's name shun.

"It doesn't have to be easy." The director felt that this might not necessarily be correct.

"Alright then, come on!" Deng Chao waved his hand and asked them to let the horses come over.

"The first couplet is: There are three people in one township and two miles. They don't know the four books, five scriptures, six gods, no masters, and they teach nine people to learn. It's very ironic!" The director quickly told the Shanglian.

"I'm going, this is difficult, the couplet from one to ten." After listening to this couplet, Deng Chao, a self-proclaimed scholar, didn't even know what to do.

"Genius!" Zheng Kai didn't understand either, and now he can only watch Chen He come.

"???" Chen He is also thinking hard, how to do this right?

"Girls!" Sun Qi raised his hand at this time, indicating that they were girls.

"It's over, it's over, this old driver is going to drive." After seeing Sun Qi coming to the right, everyone felt that this good alliance would be destroyed like this.

"The girls are right!" The director didn't know how Sun Qi was going to be right, but if Sun Qi was right, of course it was okay.

Sun Qi said, "Director, please say it again to Shanglian."

"The first couplet is: There are three people in one town and two li. They don't know the four books, five classics, six gods, no masters, and they teach nine people to learn. It's very ironic!" The director said the first couplet again, and Sun Qi immediately picked up: "My The second couplet is: One man and two women play three Ps, and they look at each other without knowing the four and five shame, but they use nine postures, which is very bold!"

"!!!!!!" After Sun Qi confronted the next couplet, everyone stared at him dumbfounded.

"..." The directors also all made a blunder, this... It seems, right, there is nothing wrong with it?

"..." The audience in front of the TV were also silent for half a second after listening to Sun Qi's next link.

"You! Haha~" Deng Chao was even more angry and pointed at Sun Qi and wanted to teach him a lesson, but in the end he couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing in a second.

"Ahaha~" Deng Chao's laughter was the fuse, instantly bursting everyone's laughter at the recording site, and everyone clapped and laughed.

"Oh my Cao, this is my second link?" After Sun Qi finished, he also felt that this was a bit too much, right?

"Uh haha~" The writers on the production team were already convinced and laughed while hugging their stomachs.

This is the first couplet, but the five writers of them came up with it after thinking about it for a long time.

But they came out of the first link, and in less than a minute, Sun Qi gave the second link by driving.

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"..." Sun Qi himself felt absurd, how did he become so dirty?

It is ironic that there are three people in one town and two li who do not know the four books, five classics, six gods, no masters, and teach nine people to learn in vain!

One man and two women are playing three Ps, ignorant of the four, five shame, and six eyes, but they are very bold in nine poses!

This couplet is really word-for-word, everything is correct.

There is no problem with the format or anything, right?

However, the first link is good, why does it feel dirty when it comes to the second link?

Old drivers, you should all know what this connection means, right?

"Oh no, that's not right, right? The director's couplet is, from one to ten, your second couplet should be reversed, from ten to one, right?" Chen He felt that there was a problem in it, shouldn't the couplet be like this? .

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"Yes, yes, from ten to one." Chen Xiao quickly echoed, joking, this is to get the right to use the air-conditioned car, so girls can't have this opportunity.

The car does not have air conditioning, how is this possible, absolutely impossible.

"From ten to one?" Sun Qi struggled for a while, and then quickly said, "Then can you get it right?"

"We're still thinking, can you?" Zheng Kai was still stubborn.

"Then am I right?" Sun Qi cautiously asked, "Director, can I be right now?"

"Okay, our first couplet is: There are three people in one town and two li. They don't know the four books, five classics, six gods, no masters, and they teach nine people to learn. It's very ironic! Then your second couplet must be from ten to one. , if you can get it right this time, then even if you are right."

"Eight shots in ten and nine seconds. Although I have the heart of seven emotions, six desires, five animals, but four times and three counters made Erdong unhappy, they broke up in a hurry!" Sun Qi immediately exclaimed: "Oh, I'm going, I What is right?"

"Puha~" After listening to Sun Qi's next link, everyone burst into laughter.

"Papapa~" Especially when the show was broadcast, the audience in front of the TV clapped and laughed again.

Some people even lie on the sofa with their stomachs in their arms and can't stop laughing.

There's nothing wrong with that fucking right, it's totally classic.

"Haha~" The recording scene was scorched, and the three girls covered their mouths and laughed. .

Chapter 1096 Couplets, just ask: Who else

"Ahaha~" Li Chen and the others naturally laughed up to the sky when they heard the couplet.

I just said that it is unreasonable, the first and second links are from one to ten, which is not correct.

Since the first line is from one to ten, then the second line must be from ten to one.

Okay, that's ok. The director said the requirements of the Shanglian League, and Sun Qi immediately got it right:

It is ironic that there are three people in one town and two li who do not know the four books, five classics, six gods, no masters, and teach nine people to learn in vain!

Shooting eight times in ten and nine seconds, although he has the heart of seven emotions, six desires and five animals, but four times and three antis make Erdong unhappy and scattered!

(covering his face) This is true, word for word, perfectly applied.

The upper and lower couplets are impeccable, but why is Sun Qi always so dirty with the lower couplet?

Obviously the first couplet is very serious, but when it comes to the second couplet, it will be so dirty, these eighteen bans?

"Haha~" Chen Xiao, the male guest, leaned against the wall and squatted down laughing.

This is the first time he has heard of such a couplet.

It's very dirty and yellow, but this Nima is a classic that makes people impeccable.

"Another one!" The writer was not convinced, stood up and said the first couplet: "Red beans are beans, mung beans are beans, and the bean sprouts are rushing!"

"Hey yo, I just refuse to accept the tyranny!" Sun Qi saw that the writer was unlucky, so he quickly said the next couplet: "Men are human beings, women are human beings, and the human body is bumped!"

"Uh haha~" There is nothing wrong, some are just the crazy laughter of everyone.

"Haha~" The director team also covered their faces and smiled, why is this guy doing this to the next couplet, dirty.

But the writer was still unconvinced and said, "A fat face is a face, a thin face is a face, and the face touches the face!"

Sun Qi thought of the next couplet in a second, and said, "A big breast is a chest, a flat chest is a chest, and the chest shakes when the chest moves!"

"Haha~" Deng Chao and the others, who hadn't stopped laughing at all, couldn't stop laughing when they heard this.

It's so classic, it's so classic that it doesn't feel inconsistent.

No wonder it is Professor Sun, no wonder it is a couplet genius, this pair is really impeccable.

"Hot water is water, cold water is water, and the kettle boils water!" The writer published the first couplet again.

"The big mouth is the mouth, the small mouth is the mouth, the lips touch the mouth to lick the mouth!" Sun Qi did not disappoint again.

"This is better, this is better, I didn't drive!" This time Sun Qi finally stopped driving.

Even so, I still have to admire Sun Qi, this guy is really talented for couplets.

"Pumpkins are melons, winter melons are melons, two melons and one stewed melons are boiled melons!" The writer seems to be getting excited.

"A raw chicken is a chicken, a cooked chicken is a chicken, and a pheasant is a hard chicken!" Sun Qi said with a smile, "This time it's dead, even Brother Pheasant is complaining."

Just now, I praised Sun Qi for not driving. As soon as I finished the praise, Sun Qi immediately got into trouble.

"Uh hahaha~" Yuan Shanshan and Li Yan, the two female guests, had already laughed and turned around and dared not look at the camera.

I'm just afraid that the way I look at the camera and laughing is too ugly. There's no way. Now they're all smiling.

This is also to maintain their own image, so they turned their backs to the camera, hugged their stomachs, and laughed so they couldn't stand up straight.

"Don't do anything more, haha~" Deng Chao, the brother-in-law, really couldn't stand it anymore, so he told Sun Qi to stop doing things and just be right with the couplet.

"What do you mean by doing something, I don't know what happened to me, why would I be so shameless?" Sun Qi himself didn't know what was going on, he just blurted out.

"The lord is a dog, the landlord is a dog, the lord, the landlord, a dog bites a dog!" The writer really tried so hard, and was brought in by Sun Qi unknowingly.

"The first floor is gay, the second floor is gay, the first floor and the second floor are gay licking gay! Hahaha~" After Sun Qi finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

I really didn't think much about it. It was almost instinctive, and the second connection was made. There was not much room for thinking.

"Uh haha~" Now the entire recording site, even if it's a VJ, can't carry the camera to shoot.

Fortunately, someone put the camera on a stand before, otherwise, the picture may be very chaotic, and it will not be able to play out at that time.

The main reason is that Sun Qi is too exaggerated and too funny. The first couplet was originally a good one, but after he was right on the second couplet, the couplet he made seemed very dirty.

More importantly, Sun Qi was right and there was nothing wrong with it...

Whether it is the format or the number of words, he is right word for word, which makes people feel that there is no sense of violation.

"Haha~" Chen Xiao, the male guest, was already sitting on the ground, leaning against the wall and laughing paralyzed.

In the end, because the laugh was too exaggerated, the whole person was lying on the ground, what about the image.

Just because the old driver Sun Qi made the next link, he really didn't have the strength to sit up now.

I don't even have the strength to sit up, so I don't even have the strength to stand up.

Chen He and the others were also doing it on the ground, watching Sun Qi laughing non-stop.

What about the audience members in front of the TV?It's almost the same. Some of the people watching the premiere were laughing on the sofa, and some people were laughing on the bed.

But some were bored when they were in school and couldn't watch the live broadcast. When watching the replay, they laughed out loud because they were too funny, and they were eventually punished by the teacher.

Others are at work, bored watching shows, and laughing like crazy.

Sun Qi's magical couplet made countless people all over China clapping their hands and laughing, hugging their stomachs and laughing.

And these couplets have also become classic absolutes that many people ridicule and study.

This is a classic in the old driver world. There is no one, it is definitely the most classic dirty couplet.

"Oh my mother, my stomach hurts!" Yuan Shanshan laughed too much and found that her stomach hurts a little.

"Haha~" Li Yan squatted down with his stomach in his arms, looking a little uncomfortable.

There is no way, the smile is too exaggerated, and now my stomach is really uncomfortable.

"Then now, even if we got an air-conditioned car, right?" Sun Qi didn't care what happened to everyone, and asked if they got the car.