"Haha~" Seeing Sun Qi like this, even Zheng Kai and Di Lieba who came here were laughing crazy.
"I don't care about the vagina in the back, and still complain about how fat I am? Let me lose weight if you dislike me for being fat."
"You don't give me weight, and you complain about me, Sun Qi... Read to me 'prison for having a wife'." Jiang Xin looked at Sun Qi, who was kneeling, and asked, "Worship the heavens and the earth!"
"Don't make your wife angry!" Sun Qi kneeled obediently and answered Jiang Xin.
"Two thanks to the high hall!" Jiang Xin took out that kind of momentum, and Sun Qi could only say weakly: "I can only have a cannonball with you!"
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"What?!" After Jiang Xin heard this, she thought she had heard it wrong.
"Oh no, be filial to your mother-in-law!" Sun Qi quickly changed his words, and just started driving subconsciously.
"Ahaha~" At this moment, Deng Chao, Zheng Kai, Wang Zulan and Huang Zongze were all laughing like crazy.
This guy is really taken, so can you say 6?
"Happy husband and wife!" Jiang Xin put his hands on his hips.
"Replenish the kidney and calcium from now on!" Sun Qi looked at Jiang Xin with a look of grievance that was about to cry.
"This is too rascal, change it!" Jiang Xin asked Sun Qi to change it, and didn't like hearing this.
"Tighten the belt from now on!" Sun Qi obediently changed.
...
And it's still so slippery, when the audience and friends saw this part, they were going to die of laughter.
This couple can really play.
"Send to the bridal chamber!" Jiang Xin put his hands on his waist and glared at Sun Qi: "Can't drive!"
"I'll kneel on the floor for you to sleep in bed!" Sun Qi really wanted to drive just now, but after being threatened by Jiang Xin, he could only answer obediently.
"Well, not bad, get up!" Jiang Xin asked Sun Qi to stand up.
After Sun Qi stood up, Jiang Xin quickly tore him off.
"Hi!" After Jiang Xin tore off Sun Qi, she saw the 'ring' on it.
"The loudest?!" Jiang Xin must have thought of the loudest when she saw this word.
"Then what is yours, yours is 'Yan', is it Yanyan?" Sun Qi didn't take that incident to heart, and was just doing something interesting anyway.
"I won't tell you!" Jiang Xin didn't say anything.
But neither said nor did Di Lieba sneak past after seeing Huang Zongze.
"Huang Zongze be careful with you..." Jiang Xin just wanted to remind Huang Zongze after seeing it.
"Hi!" Di Lieba quickly tore off Huang Zongze.
"Demon!" Di Lieba told Sun Qi after seeing the words on Huang Zongze.
"Ok, the red team is the most coquettish!" Sun Qi clapped his hands, it's ok now, he has basically mastered it
"The red team is the most coquettish, the blue team is the loneliest, and we are the loudest. The yellow team...haha~ You don't know yet?" Sun Qi didn't say that, and left with Zheng Kai. .
Chapter 1386 The tangled disease committed
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"Let's go, we're going to find things separately, it's already clear." Sun Qi and Di Lieba said.
"What if we are torn apart?" Di Lieba was afraid of this.
"It's okay, we're just looking for something now, it doesn't matter if it's torn off." Sun Qi reminded this, and Zheng Kai also understood, and quickly looked for something.
"The yellow team is still missing. Let's go to the yellow team together." Deng Chao and the others also know that, now the yellow team is missing, so it's right to find them.
Soon the three teams had a head-to-head exchange, and soon everything that each team was looking for was basically clear.
"Come on, look for things, don't be preempted." Everyone quickly looked for things.
"Oh, Yiwu small commodities, everything is available, come and come..." Dilireba, who had separated from the action, began to enter the mode of talking to herself.
The key is that Di Lieba still speaks with a Shanghai accent.
"One more is worse than one less." Di Lieba searched a lot, but it didn't feel right: "??"
"Oh no, it's better to have one less than one, and it doesn't cost money anyway." Di Lieba was so funny, the VJs couldn't help laughing.
What is it that you don't need money anyway, one less is worse than one more.
Di Lieba wandered around, looking for what she thought was the biggest, the loudest, the most coquettish, and the loneliest.
On Sun Qi's side, it was quiet in a pink girl's heart-pounding doll shop.
"Hehe~ What are you doing here?" Jiang Xin happened to be here too.
"Oh, I'm thinking... After the show airs, what excuse will I use to explain why I see so many dolls and don't bring one back to Guoguo and Cheng Cheng?" Sun Qi scratched his head, there are too many here .
"Pfft!" Jiang Xin understood, indeed, there are so many dolls, and Sun Qi has two daughters. These things are things that girls like.
"Didn't you buy two pairs of shoes? Guoguo and Cheng Cheng have gifts." Jiang Xin already knew this.
"No, Guoguo will definitely say: shoes are for wearing, not for playing."
"Cheng Cheng will also say: Shoes are for smug beauty, not for Cheng Cheng to sleep with."
Jiang Xin agrees with this statement very much, and it really will be the case.
"Then buy two." Jiang Xin felt that buying two was nothing.
"But will this make them too accustomed to them? I want what they want. I'm worried that they will not know how to save money and spend extravagantly in the future." Sun Qi struggled with illness.
"Then don't buy it!" Jiang Xin laughed.
"I can't do it if I don't buy it. My daughter is unhappy, and I feel bad." Sun Qi is now in all kinds of entanglements.
"Then if you buy it, you're worried that they don't know how hard it is to make money; if you don't buy it, you feel sorry for Guoguo and Cheng Cheng's unhappiness. After all, you're just struggling." Jiang Xin said with a smile.
"Yeah, it's just tangled." Sun Qihe admitted that he was tangled in this matter.
"Then don't buy it. Guoguo and Cheng Cheng are not bad for these two dolls."
"That doesn't work either, Guoguo's first birthday is coming, and gifts have to be prepared." Sun Qi shook his head, and in the end he still had to buy something for his daughter.
But it's not buying dolls. It just so happens that this mall is very big, so I'll go shopping first and see what's right, and then buy a birthday present for the little princess.
An hour has passed, and all four teams have found what they need for the final mission.
"Next, we have to compete with the most, yes, the loudest small commodities!" After the director informed the first round of small commodities competition, everyone was full of confidence.
"Go, take out the loudest one!" Sun Qi asked Di Lieba to get something.
"Let them see what is the loudest." Chen He and the others also went to bring things over.
On the blue team's side, Deng Chao came out holding a balloon.
"What the hell is this?" Sun Qi and the others laughed angrily when they saw it, how did this guy think of it.
"I'll just ask, who else is there?" Deng Chao was triumphant, the balloon was loud.
"If you accept it, we won't blow up." Wei Daxun is also very proud.
"That can't be helped, I lost." Chen He has already accepted his fate, there is no way to compare this, the sound of the balloon is indeed a little louder.
"That's not necessarily true." Sun Qi was very confident.
"Also, the sound from the loudest small commodity lasts for 10 seconds." What the director added at this time was that Deng Chao was embarrassed.
"Haha~" If it was ten seconds, then there was still a chance to save, and everyone else looked at Deng Chao with a smile.
"Look, I just told you to take this thing..." Sun Li was very depressed, Deng Chao just didn't listen to her, and he would lose now.
"Ten seconds?!" Deng Chao also wanted to cry without tears, how could this be done.
"Ah~" Wei Daxun felt that he shouldn't be shy.
"The quality inspection starts now, and we have professional quality inspectors come up to do the inspection." After the director finished speaking, a middle-aged woman came over.
"Let's come first!" Sun Qi asked, and Di Lieba came out with a loudspeaker.
"Oh no, what are you doing with this?" Sun Qi was shocked when he saw the speaker that Di Lieba took out. This child...
"Isn't this?" Di Lieba felt that this was the loudest.
"Didn't I just get a whistle?" Sun Qi just found a whistle.
"But this is bigger than a whistle?" Di Lieba felt that this was bigger than a whistle.
"Doesn't it mean that the sound is louder than the whistle because it looks bigger than the whistle?"
"I'm a musician, and I don't know the size of the voice better?" Sun Qi couldn't help laughing bitterly, this kid is really dead brains.
"Oh yes, can we change the director now?" Di Lieba wanted to change.
"No way! It's started now and can't be changed again." The director gave them a desperate answer.
"Haha~" To make fun of, now it's all about making fun of their green team.
Finally, with Zheng Kai's efforts, the sound from this small speaker was less than 130 decibels.
Then the yellow team took out a loudspeaker that was bigger than their 2.4, and finally got more than 130 respectively, and it was over.
"Yeah." Sun Qi said and patted Di Lieba's head.
"I just want to see, how are you going to pop the balloon?" Jiang Xin asked them leisurely.
"Come on, you know, I'm most afraid of this thing." Deng Chao was frightened, so he asked his wife to come out to help with the explosion.
"I'm afraid you'll take it." Sun Li angrily wanted to hit someone.
"Aren't I afraid?" Sun Li also hated the feeling of balloon explosion, really hated it.
"Oh no, can you hurry up? My son is waiting for me to go back for a late-night snack." Sun Qi couldn't stand it any longer, so he urged the blue team to hurry up.
"Haha~" Sun Qi suddenly uttered such a sentence, Jiang Xin and the others watched him bloom happily. .
Chapter 1387 Brother-in-law and brother-in-law hurt each other
"Maomao still eats supper, do you really want him to be as fat as you were when you were young?" Sun Li laughed at Sun Qi.
"What happened to me when I was a child? You ask, how many of you are superficial and vulgar women in China who were fascinated by me when I was a child?" Sun Qi is very proud of this.
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