Running Man is Funny, Tall, Rich and Handsome

"Ouch! I'm sorry." When she came in, Yang Mi accidentally bumped into Sun Qi.

"It's okay!" Sun Qi indicated that it was okay, and looked very friendly, but then he asked, "Hey, this beauty, do you have a boyfriend?"

"No!" Yang Mi, wearing the clothes of a singer, answered Sun Qi's question subconsciously.

As soon as Yang Mi answered, Sun Qi stretched out his hand and pressed Yang Mi's head, and turned her aside at once, and said very bully, "How dare you hit me without a boyfriend!"

"Hahaha~" Sun Qi's sudden change of tone, and his behavior towards Yang Mi, made Sun Honglei and the others, who were watching in front of them, clapp their hands and laugh instantly.

When I bumped into someone just now, I was very friendly and said it was okay, as if I was a good guy.

But when the person bumped into him, did he have a boyfriend, and knew that the other party had no boyfriend, that is, there was no backer, Sun Qi immediately turned from a good guy to a bully, and pushed Yang Mi's head out. There was also a very bullying word.

You dare to hit me without a boyfriend. This sentence perfectly explains what a man who bullies the soft and fears the hard is like.

"Haha~" Even Yang Mi squatted on the ground and laughed wildly when Sun Qi turned it into Lei.

The directors of the production team are also similar. Not long after it started, Sun Qi quickly entered the state. .

Chapter 1522 Continue to complain

"I don't have a boyfriend, so you can kill me, right?" Yang Mi also asked Sun Qi with a vain smile.

"Nonsense, I'm afraid of having a boyfriend!" Sun Qi was afraid that he could still be so righteous, and everyone was speechless.

Sun Honglei came over and looked at Sun Qi: "I ask you, what are you doing?"

"Begging!" Sun Qi didn't feel ashamed of his status.

"The beggar is still so righteous?" Huang Bo, the national teacher, said to Sun Honglei very arrogantly.

"What's wrong with begging? Can't the begging be justified?"

"Is it great for you to be a national teacher? Begging is also a profession. Can you respect my profession?" Sun Qi said and stood up and questioned the national teacher.

"Pfft!" Yang Mi, who was standing on the side, couldn't help it.

"A beggar still needs respect?" Huang Lei sat on it and asked Sun Qi.

"Can't you be respected for begging? Why are there so many beggars? It's not because the sage is corrupt and incompetent, and he knows all day long and wastes the country's affairs, which is why we are like this." Sun Qi is the real king of Yan. It's really good to say so.

"Someone, drag this beggar out, thirty big boards." After Sun Honglei finished speaking, two eunuchs came over and dragged him out to play big boards.

"Aha~ Hit harder, ha~" Sun Qi, who was hit with a big board, didn't feel relieved, and groaned to make people stronger.

"Haha~" Sun Qi did this, Zhang Yixing and the others couldn't stop laughing.

"What are you laughing at, you are a traitor." Sun Qi came over and pointed to Luo Zhixiang, who was laughing at him.

"How, how am I laughing at you?" Luo Zhixiang stood up unconvinced and choked with Sun Qi.

"You're very rude?" Sun Qi said that he wanted to do something, and angered Luo Zhixiang.

"What's wrong with me, I'm a scholar, this year's top pick, you stinking beggar, do you know who I'm with you?" Luo Zhixiang pointed at Sun Qi's nose.

"It's useless to mix with someone, the eunuch is still messing with the emperor, and the eggs are still gone."

"!!!" Sun Qi said this, causing Sun Honglei and the others to be shocked. These words...

"Pfft! Haha~" Huang Lei and the others reacted, hugging their stomachs and laughing immediately.

"Haha~" Standing beside Sun Honglei, Huang Bo, after understanding what Sun Qi meant, smiled and bent over while holding his stomach, and his entire body was unsteady.

As for Yang Mi, she covered her face and lowered her head. Sun Qi's words were too easy for people to understand.

Only Sun Honglei, the emperor, squinted at Sun Qi.

The eunuchs follow the emperor, but they are useless, and they can't even keep their own eggs when they mix with the emperor.

What does this show? It shows that he is useless as an emperor, and he can't even protect the eggs of a eunuch beside him.

The strongest person in the world is the emperor. People who mix with the emperor can't even keep their eggs. You say, in this Yan Dynasty, is it useful to mix with anyone?Useless.

Sun Qi's hatred of Luo Zhixiang is not only against Luo Zhixiang, but even complaining about the uselessness of the emperor.

"Come on, drag this stinky beggar out for me and behead it." Sun Honglei could be said to be furious with Longyan, and ordered to behead the stinky beggar Sun Qi.

"Haha~" Now whoever still has the strength to drag Sun Qi to behead him, they all fell to the ground with laughter.

Sun Honglei felt that he couldn't talk to Sun Qi anymore. This guy didn't know what amazing things he was going to say later.

"What do you do, this handsome young man?" Sun Honglei asked Zhang Yixing.

"Back to the emperor, I'm in the shape of the body." Zhang Yixing replied submissively.

"A body man? What is this for?" Sun Honglei also looked at the lines in his hand.

"Those who deal with body... are those who deal with body." Zhang Yixing didn't know how to answer.

"Do you want to look at the emperor's body?" Huang Bo came over and asked Zhang Yixing.

"Of course!" Zhang Yixing replied, and Huang Bo said, "Then what do you mean by physique?"

"Haha~" Huang Bo was also quite humorous, Sun Qi and the others smiled at Huang Bo.

"Come here, drag the national teacher out to play 50 big boards." Sun Honglei is not stupid, Huang Bo is not referring to Sang and scolding Huai, he really thinks he is mentally retarded.

After making a fuss, Sun Honglei looked at Yang Mi with a wide-eyed smile: "This little girl, what are you doing? You look good, can you be my concubine?"

"Pfft!" Yang Mi was already trying her best not to laugh.

"Your Majesty, this woman has serious foot odor, you have to think twice." Sun Qi was unwilling to be lonely, and said something that made Yang Mi run wild.

"Hahaha~" Sun Qi was so daring, he just publicly complained about Yang Mi's foot odor on the show.

The biggest stain in Yang Mi's life is this...

On the show, who would dare to expose Yang Mi's shortcomings like this, or touch this taboo of Yang Mi?

That is Sun Qi, otherwise, no one would dare to ask Yang Mi this embarrassing thing.

"Bang! Slap! Bang!" Yang Mi came over and punched and kicked.

"Shut up for me!" Yang Mi threatened Sun Qi to shut up the teacher.

"Obviously she's a woman, and I'm not even a stinky beggar." Sun Qi was about to die, and Yang Mi rushed over and slapped again.

At this time, the audience in front of the TV gave Sun Qi a thumbs up. You are amazing, you dare to say that.

"Okay, don't interrupt the stinky beggar, this woman, who is your last name?" Sun Honglei finally couldn't stop laughing, so he continued.

"Back to the emperor, I'm from the Capital Song and Dance Theater..." Yang Mi said with her eyes still closed.

"Your Majesty, this woman is ignoring you, she doesn't even open her eyes to see your respectable face."

"Hurry up and order, drag this woman to the harem, and then let this young man who is involved in body teach you a few postures, and train this daring woman well."

"Haha~" Sun Qi poked a smile, and the old hooligans present understood it in seconds.

"Please, I'm in shape, not teaching that kind of posture, okay?" Zhang Yixing also understood what the posture Sun Qi was talking about, so he quickly explained it.

"This is what the body means." Sun Qi opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"That's right, someone from 4.3, bring this little girl to the harem to bathe and change clothes, young man, come here, I will ask you for advice on my body." Sun Honglei thinks this is good, and Sun Qi reminded it well.

I feel so bad for this sitcom. The director also made the lines for this sitcom before.

But Sun Qi didn't watch a single one, and was just relying on his own eloquence and acting like a hooligan.

"Go back to the emperor, don't, I have a little girl..." Yang Mi was about to decline in a hurry, at this time, Sun Qi made up for it: "Flower willow disease!"

"!!!" Sun Qi's patching knife made Yang Mi's eyes widen, "Flower willow disease, me?"

"Ahaha~" It's not going to go on anymore. Huang Lei, Huang Bo, Sun Honglei, and Luo Zhixiang all laughed and waved their hands, indicating that it really couldn't go on.

With Sun Qi around, this melodrama really can't go on. .

Chapter 1523 The Difference Between Soft Seat, Hard Seat and Socket

"Why do you do this to me, why, why!" Every time Yang Mi said a word, she slapped Sun Qi on the body, otherwise it would be a kick.

How many times has Sun Qi insulted her today, really, are they born like this?

Every time they meet, they fight and quarrel, and there is never a time when they can sit down and talk properly.

"I think this beggar is a talented person, come here, demote the national teacher to a commoner, let him beg for food, and this beggar will be a national teacher for me." Sun Honglei ordered, which made Huang Bo even more direct runaway.

Pointing at Sun Honglei's nose, he yelled at him for being a fool.

But soon, they changed their clothes.

"Haha~" After Sun Qi became a national teacher, he was very proud: "Have you seen all the scholars, businessmen, and singers, I am a beggar who has been promoted two levels in a row. Now I am a national teacher. When I let this physique guy squeeze the emperor dry, I'll be the emperor."

"..." Sun Honglei squinted at Sun Qi, what he said just now.

"Come here, castrate the national teacher and send it to Thailand!" Sun Honglei Longyan was furious.

"No, no, the emperor, I just became a national teacher?!"

"Sun Qi, you are interpreting life, what is called disaster comes out of your mouth." Huang Lei said leisurely.

"This little girl, come, I will be your national teacher!" Sun Honglei is now powerful and powerful, and he will let whoever wants to change his identity.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

"No, I'm going, it's women's clothes again. I only wore women's clothes last night, and now it's again?" Sun Qi was depressed, why did he change into women's clothes again?

"Haha~" Speaking of women's clothing, Sun Honglei remembered what happened last night.

No matter what Sun Qi said, it was fine. Soon, Yang Mi went to change clothes with him.

After Yang Mi put on the clothes of the national teacher, it was not bad.

But on Sun Qi's side, after changing into women's clothes, he didn't know how he did it, and he padded his chest very large.

"Oh my eyes!" After Huang Bo, Huang Lei and the others saw Sun Qi come out, they were immediately a little bit hard to open by his appearance.

"This special little girl, come and sit here." Sun Honglei smiled and hooked Sun Qi, who was disguised as a woman, and asked him to come and sit.

"Don't!" Sun Qi acted out a woman's twist.

"Ah~~~" Huang Lei and the others were all disgusted, this is true, it's a bit disgusting.

"Don't worry, come here and sit here, it's still a soft seat." Sun Honglei patted his thigh and let Sun Qi sit over with a wicked smile.

"I won't go. It's a soft seat now. When I sit on it, the soft seat will become a hard seat. If I sit for a while, the hard seat will become a socket. At that time, I can't walk even if I want to."

"..." Sun Qi's words, everyone tasted carefully