After a half-hour-long laugh, the running man and the beautiful man stood by the pool again for the final round of the pool competition.

Looking to the left, Wu Li, Li Chen, Deng Chao, Zheng Da, Chen Chichi, Wang Zulan, send Xiaobao.

Looking to the right, baby, Wang Baoqiang, Lin Genxin, Ye Zuixin, Zhang Yixing, Li Zhiyan...

The seven-on-seven challenge is about to unfold.

"You can't do it, Xiao Xianrou is useless." Deng Chao, an old senior, opened fire first.

"Little fresh meat is not good, can old bacon be enough?" Who has lost compared to teasing baby?In the running boy group, she has a big mouth. Is there anyone who can put a fist into it?

This is unique!

"Come on, brothers, shout our slogan." Deng Chao raised his hands and took the lead in shouting, "We, are, logging is tired!"

"Brother, can you stop speaking the bird language that the people of your Eagle Country can't understand?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Deng hissed towards Wu Li, "I'm speaking in American dialect."

Hahaha……

"Even if you brought Obama here, he wouldn't understand."

"It's okay, Sister Feng just needs to understand." Deng Chao smiled, "She is the translator."

puff……

"This show is completely useless."

Just as the netizens were hilariously laughing, they sent Xiaobao out, pulled down the corner of his mouth, touched it, and learned the classic speech of the old rice barrel:

"Hello, Ms. Luo, earlier yesterday, I received a security briefing submitted to me by the state according to the overall situation, claiming that someone in the Kyushu mainland wanted me as their mate, which shocked me and my staff. "

"After the urgent investigation by our country's national agents, the special agent team, out of consideration for my personal safety, hopes that I can give instructions on this matter as soon as possible.

"So, I made a very prudent decision to write this letter to you. I hope you will not take any further actions, so as not to affect the relationship between Jiu Mi and the safety and stability of the people of the world."

While talking, the coffee made the action of spreading the letter, and pretended to read:

"Ms. Luo Yufeng, although I don't know you very well, according to the report of Mr. Deng Chao, an agent lurking in Kyushu, he admires you very much."

Deng Chao's small eyes narrowed.

"Mr. Deng Chao, our country's special agent in Ninth, emphasized that your courage and vision are no less than the strategic deployment of the United States' anti-missile strategy. Your appearance is completely beyond human imagination, and even the protagonist of the movie Avatar is not comparable."

Deng Chao began to grit his teeth.

"Although the movie is fictional, whenever he sees you, he is like seeing the real Pandora."

Send Xiaobao raised his eyes and said, "Mr. Deng Chao, a Chinese agent, strongly believes that you should take James Cameron to court because his movie characters infringe on your portrait rights. At the same time, accuse him of being with those Copycat mobile phone wholesalers will only imitate. For this, I also express my high respect to you personally."

Wu Li laughed madly.

Baby also laughed like crazy.

"As you can see, I already have a family of my own. So I'm sorry, but I can't meet your will to marry you. Not only that, but your vision and wisdom are beyond my reach."

Send Xiaobao to touch his nose, "Because you once said that no one can surpass you in 600 years, if I were with you, I was very worried that you would sell me to Feizhou as a miner, and then And then sell the United States to Ben La Lantern."

Send Xiaobao a cough and said in Deng Chao's eyes full of resentment: "Maybe your mind can completely kill Einstein's theory of relativity, but I hope you don't use your big mouth to eat the light bulb he invented. Because of this, Edison will Very unhappy. Our Chen Chichi, in fact, looks just like you, and another named Zheng Da is also your relative."

"Send, small, treasure!" Chen Chichi and Naga were both angry.

Coffee is still saying, "Of course, I only have a glimpse of your profound cultural heritage, and I can't fully grasp it, because the books you read are unheard of by the American people for hundreds of years, and you stand in a proud and triumphant attitude in the development of society. The forefront of the world, leading the trend of world culture, and driving the trend of social and cultural undertakings, even I feel inferior to you, far from you."

"Therefore, in order to better serve the American people and improve the unbearable status quo of American society, I decided to send friends and story meetings to all members of Congress, so that they can work hard to absorb the essence and connotation, and lead the American people out of the economic crisis as soon as possible. ."

"Finally, on behalf of all the people of the United States, I hope that you can find true love as soon as possible, thereby breaking the human limit of psychological endurance. And I strongly recommend Mr. Deng Chao, a Chinese agent, and his brothers Chen Chichi and Zheng Da. If you can If you accept a cow, Li Chen is also a good choice. If you don't want any of these, Wang Zulan will become your true love."

Hahaha……

"Send Xiaobao, do you want to die?"

Mom, everyone is here.

"catch him--"

Chapter 1000 The funny bit has touched a piece

If you don't die, you really won't die. There is Chen Chichi before, and Xiaobao later. Do you think you are me?

Pig head grinned, mixed in the crowd with black feet, one kick, two feet, kicking you to death, sending Xiaobao.

Coffee squatted on the ground with his head in his arms. The front Hung Tie slapped his back with a slap in the face, and he was flattened. He opened his mouth and screamed: "Bachelor hits 99, if you don't hit 1."

Hahaha……

In the live broadcast room that was full of laughter, netizens were almost dying of joy for this group of jokers.

"The coffee looks so cute."

"Love can't come and kick it."

flute!

The game started.

Wu Li, who rushed to the floating platform again, was suddenly stunned, "Baby!"

No one thought that the first player released by the Huamei men's team turned out to be a baby.

"Honey, give me a hand." The baby stepped on the bamboo mat and extended his hand to our anchor.

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