Running Man Live, I'm Angkor
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With three question marks on his forehead in a row, Cult Master Huang is going crazy.
"This is a prison cell, it's just a worm's nest!"
Facts have proved that the sigh of Master Huang is correct at all. Following the tenacious cockroach Xiaoqiang and the terrifying straw sandals, the two have encountered several insects one after another.
Let's not mention anything else, the most terrible thing is the fleas. God knows how shattered it is when Master Huang and President Liu see this inconspicuous little thing!
Don't look down on fleas, it's really unbearable.Not only is he ugly, but he also jumps very high and has long hair on his body.If you can't hit it, you can't kill it if you take a bite, and you will never forget it for a lifetime.
Some scientists claim that the flea's shell has a strong life protection ability and can resist the weight and pressure equivalent to [-] times its own body weight.If a person has the same shell as a flea, he can even fall to the ground from a height of [-] meters and be safe, and can resist the weight of a thousand kilograms and fall from a height of [-] meters.
So, wanting to kill fleas with your hands is almost like a dream.
However, the two do not know!
"There's it over there, hurry up and shoot it to death, it jumps up again!" President Liu took a dragged leather shoe and slapped the iron plate desperately.
Master Huang, who also took a leather shoe, patted the ground, "Your sister, you can't kill him at all!"
"It's over, it jumped on you." President Liu shouted desperately!Shouting and shouting, he suddenly showed an excited expression, "I jumped on you, what am I worried about? I deserve it!"
Cult Master Huang killed him in one sentence, "I'm not good, can you run away?"
Ah!
President Liu gave a strange cry and jumped up three meters high, "Is there one on me too? Where is it, where is it? Help me get it down."
Cult Master Huang rolled his eyes, "If I can get it down, I'll have it already, resist it."
A small thing like a flea is not even the size of a sesame seed, but it has two extraordinarily strong hind legs and jumps higher than Yaoming.It is equivalent to 358 times their length, and they can jump over a football field if they are replaced.
Moreover, as long as this damn thing jumps on the body, it will not leave as long as it has grown roots.It takes two days to ovulate, four to five days to hatch, two weeks to spin silk, two weeks to break the cocoon, and one crop a month, which can spread a variety of diseases.
Cult Master Huang and President Liu, who knew something about this, were going crazy!
Two people suddenly thought of a question, this place is used to keep those who smuggled garbage, these bastards who sneaked into our place from war-torn countries, generally suffer from acquired surname immunodeficiency syndrome.
Everyone on earth knows that the most prevalent place in the world with AIDS is the third country.These bastards who came from the war-torn area might carry this deadly virus with them.
Searching the world AIDS ranking list, we will be horrified to find that some countries will be wiped out for this!
A dead Westland, reached 38.8%, a Boswana, reached 37.3%, although Nanfei seems to be less scary than the previous two countries, only 21.5%.But if it is converted into numbers, it can scare people to death!Because he has the most HIV-infected population in the world, as high as 530 million.
God, let me out, I won't sue! "President Liu Wan Nian shouted with grief. When did President Liu, who has lived a prosperous life since he was a child, suffer from this kind of crime. As an ambassador for HIV, he understands the horror of this virus better than anyone else.
Although scientists have repeatedly claimed that fleas do not transmit AIDS.But what if, what if it spreads?
Some things are just in case, thinking of the terrifying place, President Liu slapped the railing like crazy.
"In the middle of the night, what's the noise?"
It took five minutes for the small patrolman on duty to yawn and come over, "Two big stars, it's late at night, go to bed early."
"There are fleas here!"
"It's alright, just go home and wash up."
"Those stowaways may have AIDS!"
Click!
The little patrolman was also stupid.
The five-thundered little patrolman blinked and suddenly cried out, "Aiz's disease?"
"God, why didn't I think of that?" The [-]-year-old patrolman who just graduated from the patrol school this year hugged his head and let out a desperate wailing.
Can smugglers who came out of war-torn areas love cleanliness?
Saying those bastards love to be clean is bullshit!
Maybe rich garbage pays attention to hygiene, but the vast majority of garbage is not.
Many unreasonable people think that the white teeth of garbage is the performance of paying attention to hygiene.But they forget that the reason why trash teeth look whiter than others is because they are black.In fact, a lot of junk has yellow teeth, not like it's on TV.
The little patrolmen who have personally imprisoned these bastards have the most say.
For these bastards, it's common to not take a bath for a month, and it's okay to not take a bath for a year, and it's not a common thing to not take a bath for a lifetime, isn't it?
It's over when it rains.
How can you expect them not to get sick?
The little patrolman sat paralyzed on the ground, his mind was buzzing, the left half of his brain wrote AIDS disease, and the right half of his brain wrote Yibo, he was afraid!
Who hasn't been bitten by fleas in the patrols who work here?Since these smugglers appeared in the city, these things that were completely wiped out in the early [-]s have been making waves again.
Where there is a lot of garbage, the fleas are proliferating.
The patrolmen have been mad about this, but what can they do?You can't just let him take a bath when you catch a piece of garbage, right?It's impossible, these bastards are too special!
The final result is that the patrolmen are used to it, and the families of the patrolmen are also used to it.
Not getting used to it!
Now that President Liu shouted, Xiao Patrol was frightened, and his soul flew away!He took out the phone and called out. After pressing his finger for a long time, he pressed the correct number, "Director, help!"
Chapter 1031 Wu Li has a headache, the leader and president is crazy
The small patrol made a phone call, and not only did the director get Maoshen, but the patrols of the entire patrol bureau also followed Maoshen.
I will not mention AIDS or AIDS. After all, this thing is not very contagious. As long as it is not negative distance contact, or exchange of body and night, it is difficult to get infection.Although everyone has an emergency in their hearts, what really scares them is not this, but the plague!
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