Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

Fleas, plague, garbage!

When these three nouns were linked together, Wu Li smiled, happily, and there was another trick in his stomach.

The next day, when the sect master Huang and President Liu reached an 'understanding' and finally ran out of the patrol bureau and were admitted to the hospital for examination, our anchor, as the ruler of Dai Yan, made a name to the world— - The Law on Prohibiting the Invasion of Refugees from Third Countries, referred to as the "Trash Act", also known as the Trash Boycott Strategy.

Once the news came out, the whole world was in an uproar.

They were stunned by this manifestly racially discriminatory declaration, mostly with slurs in its reputation.

In the [-]st century, racial discrimination has become a worldwide topic because of the death of Americans.No country is willing to bear this notoriety.

Just when all the countries in the world can't wait to whitewash themselves every day, Wu Li dared to do anything in the world and launched the "Trash Exclusion Act". How can this not surprise them, how can this not make them slap their tongues.

"No, why is this bill so familiar?" Blackman K took the report from the secretary, and the more he looked, the more wrong he felt.

In view of the possibility that the third country, especially the refugees in the war-torn areas may carry deadly infectious diseases, the Kingdom of Daiyan hereby makes the following provisions:

Article 1 of the regulations clearly states that Dai Yan's official government believes that the arrival of refugees in the war-torn area has seriously threatened the health of Dai Yan's nationals.Ships that bring refugees from war-torn areas to Dai Yan from any foreign port will be identified as a crime, and they will be arrested on charges of attempting to murder Dai Yan nationals and even murdering the royal family.

drink!

Seeing this, Blackman K took a deep breath, "This lunatic is ruthless!"

Continuing to look down, each one made his forehead chill, and when he saw the next few, he suddenly showed an expression of sudden realization.

Article 12 of the "Garbage Discharge Act" stipulates that all garbage entering Dai Yan must present the documents of the country where it is located and the identity certificate issued by the United States to the Customs and Immigration Bureau, otherwise it will not be allowed to enter.If any garbage in Dai Yan's territory is found to be illegal, Dai Yan has the right to carry out any execution, including but not limited to shooting and hanging.

Article 15 of the "Trash Removal Act" stipulates that Dai Yan will no longer recognize the status of a trash citizen from the date when the Act takes effect. In view of the low IQ and backward genes of the trash, in order to ensure the superior quality of the people, anyone who marries with trash will It is regarded as automatically giving up the identity of Dai Yan's nationality and expelled from the mirror.

Article 18 of the Waste Disposal Act stipulates that all waste in Daiyan will be deprived of the right to own land, do business, and receive education, wherever it is loved.

"Fake! Isn't this our Birch Exclusion Act?"

Blackman K exclaimed, and to make sure he guessed correctly, he deliberately turned on the computer and searched for information in it.The two are a pair, and their noses are crooked.

The Birch Exclusion Act states that anyone from Kyushu who attempts to enter the United States by boat must present the supporting documents listed before the Act to the customs and immigration officer, otherwise they will not be allowed to enter the United States.If any Kyushu nationals in the United States are found to be illegal, they will be deported back to the country through an order signed by the total barrel after the U.S. court has ruled that they have entered the country illegally.

Obviously, the "Garbage Exclusion Act" issued by Wu Li is actually an enhancement of the Birch Exclusion Act.To be clear, it is a cottage.

"Why do I look so familiar?" Blackman K was furious. "We in Midi have withdrawn the Birch Exclusion Act, but you lunatic actually came up with another garbage elimination bill."

However, thinking of the plague and fleas that Wu Li said in his reputation, as well as the diseases that are likely to be lurking in those garbage, Blackmont K also began to hesitate.

Don't look at Blackmont K is also a rubbish, but it doesn't mean that he will agree with those rubbish people to run to the United States.

What annoyed him the most was what Wu Li said at the press conference. Compared with the western hemisphere, most of the countries in the Eastern Hemisphere are still developing countries, far less than Oh Mi.If you want to run, why not run to a better place?There is a lot of garbage in the United States. Their total barrels are all your garbage brothers. Hurry up and rely on him.

"I'll make your code!"

This is what Blackman K said after watching the news.

"Let all the rubbish go to the United States." Wu Li smiled under the flash.

Chapter 1035 Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Terrible!

"Doctor, how is it, positive or negative?"

Sect Master Huang and President Liu squeezed in front of the examination table and stretched their necks to look inside.

Celebrities, as long as they are willing to spend money, they will get some special treatment, and they don't have to wait as long as ordinary patients.However, there is no need to wait, and the time for the full-body examination will not be short.What's more, there are some special diseases that need to be re-examined. If nothing else, the two people have taken eight tubes, and their faces are white.

Cult Master Huang was better. President Liu, who had been educated a lot by him, went to that stop, just like a zombie, with dark eyelids.With dark circles under his eyes, he looks like a ghost.

Several little nurses stood in the distance, peeking at them.

"I didn't expect that a big star like Xiao Ming would come to check for AIDS."

"How many clean stars are there?"

"Don't call me Xiao Ming, just be your nurse."

"I heard that President Liu seems to have rabies."

"real or fake?"

Leader Huang and President Liu listened, and their faces turned green. Although the big hospital has confidentiality regulations, nurses are not allowed to speak casually.But not being able to talk outside doesn't mean that you can't talk to the same room.

Three women in one play, which woman doesn't like to talk about it?Passing small talk is a talent ability.He is a big man, doesn't he like to gossip too?

Listening to the whispers coming from behind, Cult Master Huang and President Liu didn't mention how tired they were, but no matter how tired they were, they didn't have time to answer. It's important to see a doctor!Are waiting for the result.

Another half an hour later, the doctor in the white hexagram brought two inspection reports, and he was robbed before he could speak.

AIDS, negative.

Hepatitis A and B, negative.

XXX, positive!

"Wait, why is this positive?" Leader Huang was startled, his eyes widened, "Syphilis, gonorrhea!"

How did I get this disease?

The sect leader Huang panicked. When he mentioned syphilis and gonorrhea, the first thing that came to his mind was the surname disease, which is the flower and willow disease in the mouths of our common people.Although the disease is not as deadly as AIDS, it is also not much better.

Refractory, easy to relapse, not easy to eradicate.As long as it's up, it's fine.

A few years ago, a person in the entertainment industry was rumored to have this disease, and it exploded at once!Countless male and female celebrities have gone to check, and many officials have also seen the doctor secretly.

President Liu stood by and watched, laughing loudly, "Sect Master Huang, sect master Huang, you are actually sick! Hahaha, I laughed so hard." After speaking, he immediately raised the tone and waved his hand. Howling, "Everyone, come and see, Master Huang is sick, hahaha..."

That exaggerated look is like a farmer who has been farming all his life and suddenly won a five million jackpot lottery. It's not an ordinary smile.