Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

Xiao Huangfei spit on the ground, "You have a high IQ, can you be higher than Einstein?"

"Not as good as me, not as good as me, far from him, he's just a scientist." Sister Feng looked disdainful.

"Yes." Xiao Huangfei nodded, "Einstein is indeed a scientist, do you know everything he knows?"

"That won't work, I wouldn't invent the light bulb."

Deng Chao sat on the ground, "Chen'er, save me."

"Stop shouting, the big black cow has already fainted, and there is still a lotus waiting over there."

Chapter 1057 The battle of the three monsters

Who gave them the courage to survive?

Who gave them the motivation to live?

Where does their confidence come from?

Seeing Furong, Sister Feng, and Xiao Huangfei fighting in front of the camera, netizens felt shocked by the hundreds of billions of cells from head to toe.It seems that the shock of a lifetime is over today.

The first man to walk on the moon was Galileo, who also invented the airplane.It went up as soon as it was invented. Is this a science fiction movie? Do you think you are Doraemon?Get a bamboo greenfly and it can fly.

And when was the electric light cannon invented by Eins, what do you ask Edison to do?

After Sister Feng finished shaking, Aunt Furong shook again, rolled her eyes when she killed her father, and raised a different opinion, "How do I remember that the person who invented the electric light was a lifetime?"

With just this sentence, at least half of the audience fell, and the ancestors of printing also cried.

Perhaps finding that the expressions of the guests were wrong, Aunt Furong instantly changed the topic, "Men are responsible for making money and supporting the family, and women are responsible for looking beautiful. Behind a successful man, there is often a woman who is silent. I am that kind. "

Deng Chao is gone.

Just like you, you still pay silently?

Don't say it, Li Chen has already vomited.

Can you use the word "beautiful"?I'm sorry, I was wrong, maybe you're talking about Ruhua from Hong Kong, you two really look alike.

Furong is still saying, "As a woman, you must have an internal letter, not just a few famous quotes from famous people. Even if you write down the deeds of famous people all over the world, what's the use?"

A reporter from Singapore dared to ask her, "Ms. Furong, do you think you are very informative?"

"That's necessary." Aunt Furong raised her head and said something that left both worlds speechless:

"Like me, it's more connotative. You can see it from my usual life. In the morning, I sing with my soul, during the day, I dance with my life. At night, I write with my spirit."

Are you still letting people live?

I see that you are not writing with the mind, you are writing with the nerve.

"I like music. Under the infiltration and comfort of music, I am an angel and a devil. I am peaceful, I am sweet; I am flying, I am crazy. I am the spirit of music, interpreting music with the deep feeling of the soul, with My angel's smile and the devil's voice shake the soul."

Stop shaking!

Shake again and urinate.

Even Xiao Huangfei was convinced, and while pouting his lips, he aimed at the camera, "Where did they get their confidence? Lord Yan was playing with stocks, and it fell to the limit? How did they release the two of them?"

"People, it's important to have self-knowledge. If you don't look good, it's not good. You can't let Dad go back and rebuild it. If you really want to be beautiful, do you have plastic surgery? You dare to say that you are good-looking when you look like this, theirs Your face is bigger than your butt?"

"Who is it?" Aunt Furong's eyes widened, "Among the three of us, I am the best looking, you two, get out of here."

Sister Feng didn't like to hear it anymore, "The three of us, you have the best looks, why don't you say you are the oldest?"

"What's wrong with your age? You are a good match for your age. Isn't Aoba Ma also 55 this year?"

"Are you two getting along?" Compared to Mai Tairen, he had to look at Xiao Huangfei, "One looks like a hippopotamus, with a mouth bigger than his face, and one eye on his forehead, talking crazy all day long, just like you... …”

"What happened to us?" Sister Feng and Aunt Furong looked over together.

"You are all worried when you see the strong annihilation criminals... Where to start?"

Hahaha……

Seeing Xiao Huangfei's deliberately twisted eyebrows, netizens laughed madly.Thick and long, the big eyebrows that were twice as thick as Matekai's were twisted up, almost catching up with Ultraman.

Sister Feng and Aunt Furong were almost dead on the spot. Just when they were about to speak back, Xiao Huangfei suddenly bowed to them, pouted his butt bigger than a grinding wheel, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm so confused. It's like the two of you. That's it..."

"What happened to us?"

Xiao Huangfei curled his lips, "You two, you can't meet a strong annihilation criminal at all." After speaking, he added, "Every five miles away, they all ran away."

Sister Feng and Aunt Furong are so angry, why is this dead fat pig's mouth so damaged?

Xiao Huangfei is still working for the camera in vain, "to repeat the famous sayings posted on the Internet before, they are visual killers. When you see the back, you want to commit a crime, when you see the side, you want to step back, and when you see the front, you want to be in self-defense!"

"Shut up for us!" Sister Feng and Aunt Furong were both angry.

"You're so young, you don't have any morals, you're not afraid of getting sores?"

"You two have hemorrhoids?"

Aunt Furong...

Miss Feng...

"Didn't you poke the cucumber yourself?"

Hahaha……