Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

Chapter 1066 Why does it smell like horse urine?

"Get up, come with me!" Li Chen raised Chen Chichi like a chicken, and dragged him to the cave like a dog.

The pig head with six gods and no owner, his eyes trembling in a trance, his terrified eyes have not changed.Whenever a cannonball hits and falls, I can't wait to dig my head into the ground.

In order to reflect his panic and anxiety, Wu Li deliberately discussed with Chen Chichi before filming whether to urinate again, taking into account his brother's face.

Chen Chichi didn't say anything after listening to it, he found a bottle of mineral water and poured it on himself, "What's your face? Isn't it just peeing your pants back, okay, hurry up and take a photo."

Our anchor was speechless, "Brother, it's not your turn yet, you poured your pants, who are you wearing?"

"...Uh, this..." Chen Chichi stood in a mess in the cold wind, and for a long time, he rolled his eyes and looked for his bad friend, "Zheng Da, let's discuss something, I see you The pants are folded, shall we change them?"

The pig's head in the movie urinated again. After being dragged into the cave by Li Chen, he shivered all over, pouted his butt inward, and his trousers got wet in a large amount at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The audience sitting at the bottom burst out laughing. Unlike reporters, they would think about the material that needs to be recorded.Watching a movie is not just about having fun.

The retired old general sighed, as if he saw his old comrade-in-arms again.

The little guard sitting next to him was a little unhappy, "Isn't he smearing our troops when he shoots like this?"

"Go ball!" The eighty-year-old old man rolled his eyes fiercely, "You know what! I'll tell you, little bastard, it's not ashamed to pee on your pants on the battlefield. I did it back then."

"Ah, General..."

"Who's not afraid of death?" The old general in plain clothes looked at the screen with a sullen face, "As that kid said, a gun is flying on the scalp, and a grenade is run under the pants, even the gods have to pee!"

"We all came from poor people back then. We didn't know a bunch of big characters, and we became soldiers when we couldn't survive. We followed the Great Ancestor to the south and the north. Who wasn't afraid when we first fought?"

When the old general said this, he straightened his face immediately, "Little bastard, you are considered to be next to each other when you were born in this good age. Would you like to switch to the war-torn area for you?"

The little guard stopped talking.

The old general shook his head, and in the end he was a newcomer who had never been on the battlefield.Don't look at training every day, if you don't pull out to see blood, you won't be a good soldier.

Being a soldier is like sharpening a sword. To sharpen a sword in ten years is called practice.But to strike, you must see blood.

This movie is so well done, it's true.

"I said you can't make a profit?" Li Chen got angry when he looked at Chen Chichi's pants, raised his big feet halfway, and put them down again.

The rumbling of the cannons was still ringing, the soldiers lowered their heads, no one was laughing at Chen Chichi, and the sand on top of their heads never stopped.No one can guarantee that the kiln mouth will not be able to withstand the collapse.When your life is in danger, how can you control others.

Wang Baoqiang huddled in the corner, clasped his hands together and recited the sutra, and kept muttering to Amitabha.

"What are you reading? They don't fire the cannons and let the cannonballs hide from you?" Wang Zulan patted Wang Baoqiang's head.

The baby was angry at that time, "Don't make trouble! You also say goodbye, it works."

"Does it really work?" Wang Zulan blinked, "How do you read this sutra?"

The soldier sitting at the back joked, "Don't follow along, you've killed too many people, and reciting any scriptures won't help."

Wang Zulan was also angry, "I killed the reactionaries!"

boom!

Another cannonball fell, and another layer of sand fell from the top of the head.Li Chen took out a gray cloth bag from his arms and undid it, revealing two big cakes, and he opened his mouth to bite.After taking two bites, he thought of Chen Chichi again, pushed him twice, and handed the pie over.

Chen Chichi didn't answer, lowered his head with his butt down, and wiped his glasses with his cuff.

Seeing that he didn't eat, Li Chen took the cake back and said while stuffing it into his mouth, "Instructor, if we can survive, you have to help me write a letter to my family. If we die, it's fine, I'll save trouble. , you can save trouble."

Chen Chichi froze, and the shells outside the cave didn't stop.In the close-up, the entire position is plowed.

After a few more cannon shots, Deng Chao took two soldiers and dragged a comrade in.

The familiar soldiers wanted to move forward and rushed back immediately, "Don't worry about it, drag it behind for a while, the ball is dead."

Chen Chichi made a clever move. He knew this soldier and smiled at him before.Unexpectedly, he died in a blink of an eye.Thinking of the horrible place, he lowered his head again.

"What's the smell?" Deng Chao sniffed, "Why does it smell like horse urine?"

brush!

All eyes turned to Chen Chichi.

Zhu He lowered his head, wishing he could find a crack to get in.

"You urinated again?"

Hahaha……

"Laughing, what are you laughing at?" Deng Chao hummed angrily when he heard the soldiers' laughter, "They are all soldiers, who didn't urinate when they were fighting guns?"

"Jiao Dapeng, you don't have to laugh, didn't you have a diaper back then? And you..." Deng Chao said and glared at Wang Baoqiang, "I don't know which bastard is afraid when he sees a dead person, three days and three nights. Did not sleep."

The soldiers stopped laughing.

Deng Chao sat next to Chen Chichi and patted him on the shoulder, "I urinate when I urinate. I urinated in the past, so I'll get used to it. But you have to get used to it quickly. As soon as the gunfire stops, the enemy will attack. If you don't hurry up..."

Deng Chao didn't say anything later, and everyone understood in their hearts.Chen Chichi lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders. In the zoomed-in camera, tears were dripping down.

"Get together! You even caught cat pee? Remember what Big Brother said, in this battlefield, the more you are afraid of death, the faster you will die. If you are more courageous, the Lord of Hell will not accept you."

The rumble of cannons sparsely stopped, and the lingering reverberation passed into the cave.Deng Chao straightened his waist, took out a pocket watch from the pocket of his jacket, and tapped it on his thigh vigorously, "The special code won't go, what time is the love code? Put your ears up and listen to the sound of the trumpet. ."

The soldiers' ears stood up.

After the last cannon shot, Deng Chao put the broken pocket watch back in his pocket and raised the gun in his hand, "It's time for the enemy to come to the door, the copycats are waiting for you."