More than a dozen elementary school students who had just left school appeared in the camera, and Deng Chao was in a bad mood.

I stopped three aunts and two uncles just now, but Deng Chao, a classmate who had never won once, suddenly found a group of elementary school students, and his eyes lit up at that time.

I can't break the old man, can't I break the child?

"Come on, classmates, my brother invites you to eat ice cream, one per person."

"We don't want it. The teacher said that you can't eat anything given by strangers. Are you a trafficker?"

Deng Chao was depressed and ruined, "How could I be a human trafficker?"

"Look at how frustrating you are, and how weird you are dressing up, and wearing so much on a hot day, you must not be a good person."

director……

Deng Chao frantically took off his sunglasses, leaned in front of the talking child, forced a smile, "Don't you think I look familiar?"

"Not at all." The pupils shook their heads.

"Look at me again, look at my face, look at me again, is it really not familiar at all?"

The children looked at him cutely, "I've never seen it before."

Click!

Deng Chao's heart was broken, and one heart was broken.

Seeing his collapsed appearance, the elementary school students all laughed.

"Hahaha, we deceived him, Chubichao is so stupid."

"What a funny court, it's a bitch court."

"No, no, it's the Jingba Dynasty."

"Nonsense, he's a Chihuahua."

Deng Chao!

"So you're all kidding me?"

Brother Chao, who resents Taotian, is also drunk. What are these names? Funny, am I funny?Bitch, am I stupid?And that damn Jingba and Chihuahua, Chen Chichi, I will never let you go in my life.

"Come on, children, play a game with brother, and after playing, brother will buy you delicious food."

Ten to zero, who else?

Deng Chao was excited to win the victory, but unfortunately, the director told him not to be blamed.

God, why is that?

There is also Wang Baoqiang who wants to ask this question. The baby who has cut [-] times of fruit is almost not tired of becoming a national treasure, "I said, director, this is too difficult for you to do, bombs will be released at any time, you put the bomb Can you tune it down a bit?"

"Thirty seconds, only thirty seconds this time."

For the ladies, the program team should always be more considerate. After drinking twenty-eight bottles of Coke, the baby went to the bathroom five times, and finally obtained the secret of customs clearance with a pitiful expression.

"Well, can I go to the bathroom again?"

Hahaha……

The audience laughed madly.

Wu Li in the wax tube is also crazy, half an hour, it's already night, how long do I have to wait here?

Just when Wu Li was about to find a place to sleep, the baby who finally completed the task came to the wax tube and walked in step by step.

"In the middle of the night, let me come to such a terrifying place to connect with people, there won't be monsters, right?" The baby crossed his hands in front of him, lowered his head and looked inward. , the eerie and terrifying indescribable world famous people.

Old Mioba Niu, Yingguo Elishabai, wow, there is an Uncle Ge here, Uncle Ge, your forehead is really bright, take a picture.

The baby who put down the phone with a click was about to get up when she felt someone rushed behind her and hugged her into her arms.

Baby opened her eyes wide in horror, just about to shout and then stopped, smelling the familiar smell, she closed her eyes sweetly.

In the silent wax tube, a man was holding a beautiful woman.The beauty lowered her head, her cheeks were a little blush, her big eyes narrowed like crescent moons, and her long eyelashes kept trembling.

The man bit her ear, and in a soft voice, sang the ancient verse, "If the love between the two lasts for a long time, it will be revealed again in the morning and evening."

"Wu Li!"

"Baby!"

"I finally waited for you." Wu Li shouted excitedly: "You know, my legs are numb while waiting for you."

Hahaha……

"Anchor, are you so funny?"

"The little cheetah is also drunk."

Baby looked at him with a laugh, and hiccupped again.

Wu Li asked her in an infinite collapse, "When I received this task, the first person I guessed was you. I thought you would come to me, but why are you only here now?"

Speaking of this, the baby also shed [-] tears, "I drank [-] bottles of Coke, you know? Those people even let me drink one bottle in one breath, and don't burp for two minutes."

two minutes!

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