"Minister Cai, the big thing is bad, can you go check it online?"

"What's wrong?" Minister Cai was very annoyed when he saw the clerk who rushed in. He was in a good mood these two days. Since he failed to cross the line in the National Football World Cup, he was in the best mood these two days.

Why am I so talented?Finding a celebrity to share the pressure is a no-brainer.

Didn't you say that the national team can't do it?This time, I'm going to help the stars, and you beat them when I lost.

Last month, the leader of the South Korea national team discussed with them that they would play a 'friendly match'. Minister Cai was depressed at that time and could not sleep the whole night.In Asia, the two teams that the national football team is most afraid of are the island country and Korea, and there is even a joke about the fear of cold.If a big Kyushu with a population of 13 billion is no match for an archipelago, it would not be ashamed to say it.

This time, this group of sticks came to the door to pick things up, and it was obvious that they wanted to see their jokes.

However, it's not enough if you don't agree, wouldn't you be a tortoise if you don't agree?Oh, you don't dare to play a friendly match with you, once it's publicized, he'll be finished. Originally, he won't be able to sit firmly under his butt.But the promise is also not good. What is the level of the national football team, Minister Cai is bored, and playing with the Korean team is courting death.

I can't agree, and I can't if I don't agree, but it makes Minister Cai worry bad.

How to do it?

After two weeks of thinking, Minister Cai, whose scalp was about to be scratched, had an idea and thought of a bad move to bring the stars of the two countries. The obvious meaning was to touch the friendly relations between the two countries and make the game's Spread the influence.Secretly, he wanted to help the national football team share the pressure by taking advantage of the star's fame.When the kick is lost, the national football team will definitely be sprayed, and the stars participating in the game will not be able to run.

Why don't you just spray two sentences, anyway, the national football team is used to being sprayed, and it's over if you don't see it.There are stars to share the pressure, and he can relax for a few days.

Look, how good the idea of ​​Minister Cai is.

The South Korea national team, who could not make a big deal of it, immediately agreed and began to invite their own stars to participate in this extremely strange friendly match.

No matter how fucked it is, it's settled anyway.

Minister Cai has been very proud of this for the past two days, but now this abominable clerk is telling him that something is not good, and that something can be bad, I am obviously very good, very good.

Turning on the computer on the desktop to log in to the official website, Minister Cai stared straight as soon as he entered.

Mr. Feng Gong took a photo wearing the jersey he wore when he qualified for the national team in 2002, "Oh, I miss you guys, do you think I look like a football? I heard that the national team recruited stars to play recently and I came out. Now, this kind of event can't be without me, stars play football, and I, Feng Gong, must be counted as one."

Not long after Mr. Feng's Weibo post, his old partner ox skirt appeared, "You're doing all the commentary, I'm the captain, I'm a serious Kyushu star football player. Captain."

The Kyushu Star Football Team is the only social organization approved by the State Sports General Administration and officially registered with the Kyushu Football Association. It was established in November 1994.It is the first stylistic regular army in mainland China composed of performing arts stars and sports elites.It is known in the world for its condolences to the disabled, caring for children, relief to disaster-stricken areas, charity performances, dedication of selfless love every year, healthy public welfare image, unique performance form, and well-known public welfare brand.

Minister Cai looked at the Weibo posted by the two of them and did not vomit blood. How old are you both this year, Feng Gong is 56 years younger, and you are 64 years old.

Minister Cai, who was barely swallowing the blood, pulled down, and the blood could no longer be held back.

"The captain has come out, and my vice-captain must come too." Zhao Bensan put his arm around a football, "There are always some people who don't do their jobs properly these days. Have you been caught? I think this batch is coming soon."

"Celebrities play football, it's purely entertainment. We entertainers have nothing to do with kicking ball, everyone is laughing and laughing, it's just a joke. If you really want to participate in regular games, don't you string the bastards together with strings? One day If I don’t do business at night, I’m just talking nonsense, and I’m going to find a football performer.”

Hahaha!

"The three uncles are mighty!"

Compared with Feng Gong and cow skirts, who are somewhat concerned about the face of the football association, Zhao Bensan doesn't care so much. Those who have a bad mouth will be buried to death as soon as they open their mouths.Look at what he said, two bastards were thrown out, and one of the football associations was counted as one, and they were all scolded by him.Also looking for two football performances to turn tomorrow, you can die if you don't bury them?

The three uncles are ruthless, and the rest of the people are not too much to give in. He deliberately found Pan Yijiang, who is rich in vegetation, and went in with a football and a straw hat on his head. You are fighting guerrillas. Or play football?

The photos taken by Pan Yijiang were spoofed, and the reply was even more spoofed, "Don't look at me not tall, I have a trick under my feet. I lie down in the grass, and no one will want to find me."

Hahaha……

"These old artists are too funny."

"Well, we're here to play football today, you can't make me into Alzheimer's." Guo Da said Alzheimer's, and laughed again.

"Hello sir, the chief financial officer came to report, and the football association has appointed it again this year." Guoda is out, will Aunt Cai still be far away?This is also an unforgiving sister.

One star after another, speaking one after another, the minister of Cai couldn't hold back his old blood, and fell to the ground at that time, and the frightened messenger was pinching people and pouring cold water on it for a long time. Rescue him.

"What are they doing, what are they trying to do?"

Compared with the stars of the younger generation, the influence of these old artists is more obvious than anyone else.

There is no distinction between style and style, and to sit in the position of the head of the football association, he naturally does not lack ability and vision.

Don't look at the joyous dance of the young stars now, and the scandals continue all day long. It is really impossible to compare with these old artists.These old guys don't speak easily, and they can kill people if they speak, and there is a gap in the fan base.

Most of the fans of young stars are young people and students, and the fans of these old guys are all middle-aged people who have married and established a business.Usually I don't support it very much, and I don't even pay attention to it. If I really want to make a big issue, you can see how many people there are.

Minister Cai, who is hard to ride a tiger, is really sitting on wax this time. He never thought that this coup that he came up with would become a sharp knife that would kill him in an instant.

Feng Gong Niu skirt Zhao Bensan, Guo Da Caiming Pan Yujiang, this is a group to kill him.

But this bastard didn't even think about it. It wasn't for him who made this monster moth, how could these old artists have a hard time with him.

Minister Cai, who knew what was going to happen, begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother, started a relationship and got phone numbers, and called them one by one, hoping that they would not participate.

Feng Gong was not happy when he heard it, "Am I not a star, or do you despise me?"

Minister Cai's depression collapsed. Feng Gong did not agree, and other people naturally would not agree. Niu Qi stared with two eyes, "Since your football association has invited stars to participate, our star team must participate, we are serious. registered team.”

Can you die if you don't mention it?

"You send me two football players to act as a duo, and I promise you not to go."

I……

After listening to Zhao Bensan's ridicule, Minister Cai's face turned green, and he was still green behind.

"If you want me not to play football, okay, you can drive over the No. [-] of Yujiang."

"You don't have Alzheimer's, why is it like Alzheimer's? Go to the hospital for treatment."

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