Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

The more he talked, the more angry the beast was, his face was like opening a grocery store, with all colors, some red, some blue, some white, some purple.

Wu Li touched his nose, "Would you like to take two more pills of that medicine, don't be mad, I won't burn a newspaper for you."

Hahaha……

The students were all laughing like crazy.

"you you……"

Chapter 364 The old beast was dragged by Wu Liwen

Wu Li turned his eyes, held down the podium and looked at all the teachers and students.

"The literary value of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is extremely high, and its high value surpasses real history. However, we cannot regard it as real history because of this. This is irresponsible for history. If anyone still doesn't believe it, they don't agree with what I said. . So, I just want to ask him two questions."

Wu Li opened the paper fan and shook it twice, "The first question, Guo Chong said that Sima Yi led his troops to attack Yangping. Zhuge Liang had no troops at the time, so he used an empty city strategy to scare Sima Yi away, is that so?"

"Yes." The students nodded.

"Isn't it, what's the problem?" Even many teachers showed relentless expressions.

"Then, here comes the problem." Wu Li closed the paper fan and knocked on the podium twice, "According to historical records and research, Sima Yi was the governor of Jingzhou and was stationed in Jiewan City at that time, and he was not on the battlefield of Yangping at that time. Since this person has never been to this place, how did it happen?"

uproar...

an uproar...

"This, is this true?"

The students all turned their attention to the lecturer of the Chinese Department, and several senior lecturers were all frowning, thinking about the information in their heads.

The beast was numb and swallowed. Wu Lilian was able to tell what official Sima Yi was at that time, and he could say it anywhere. Obviously, it could not be made up. Such nonsense is easy to break.But if it is true, is what he said false?The empty city plan does not exist, how is this possible?

"Let's put the first question aside for now. Interested students and teachers can go back and look up the information. I believe everyone can find it."

"Now, let me ask the second question." Wu Li raised the corners of his lips curiously, "According to the records in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Sima Yi's army was overwhelmed, and Zhuge Liang was in a hurry to open the city gate. Two boys sat on the tower, played the piano and sang karaoke."

puff--

A piece of mineral water spewed out.

"Karaoke?"

Hahaha……

This time, even the netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Why do I feel that Angkor's speech is better than that of Teacher Yi Zhongtian?"

"Yeah, yeah, I feel the same way."

Wu Li raised his voice and sang in the voice of the play, "I was watching the mountains from the tower, and I heard the chaos outside the city."

After the two sentences were sung and translated, "Zhuge Liang probably means that Ma Su is useless, and their generals are not in harmony. You, Sima Yi, are greedy and come to beat me again. Fight me if you come, I'm all ready, clean it up. Go to the street, set up the wine, and prepare to reward your army. Since you are here, let’s go to the city. Come, come, come to the city, listen to me play the piano, and sing karaoke together.”

Karaoke is out again.

The teachers and students rubbed their eyes with laughter. No matter how they looked at it, they felt that Wu Li's performance was a bit clumsy, as if the role was not Zhuge Liang, but Chen Peisi.

"Sima Yi came to the city, raised his head and smacked his lips, what does Zhuge Liang mean? Invite me to go upstairs to sing karaoke with you? Oh, I went upstairs to karaoke, you made me OK? withdraw."

In the laughing hall, several students rolled under the table.

"My second question is that this is not logical and common sense at all."

"Why doesn't Sima Yi dare to attack? It's just because he's afraid of an ambush in the city. How many people can be buried in such a big city? In the age of cold weapons, it's impossible to bury a Scud missile, right? It's even more unlikely that there are any weapons of mass destruction. , I'll send a reconnaissance company in to see if it's alright? Why do you have to withdraw?"

Scud missile?

Weapons of Mass Destruction?

I'm going, Angkor even got the reconnaissance company out. Do you want to come back to the special forces later?

Ling Beast listened to the roaring laughter in his ears, and there was a buzzing sound in his head, like a drum, and he opened his mouth speechlessly, his sluggish appearance was like a wooden chicken.

Wu Li obviously didn't intend to let him go, "Besides, Sima Yi is not a fool, didn't he see Zhuge Liang? Didn't they all hear him playing the piano on the tower? He can also hear him singing karaoke, then It means that the distance between the two sides is very close. Even if you are afraid of an ambush, you dare not enter the city, why don't you find an archer to shoot Zhuge Liang down? Why do you have to run away? Zhuge Liang is not a zombie, and he will not be infected if he bites someone."

Hahaha……

Resident Evil also came out.

Wu Li paused, "Speaking of which, according to Guo Chong's statement, or according to the records of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the military strength of the two sides is very disparate, some say [-], and some say hundreds of thousands, and they will not fight. Can't you? You surround the city and you'll be trapped for three or five days. Can't you wait until you find out what's going on inside? Can Zhuge Liang fly out and bite people?"

The anchor is definitely a Kong Minghei.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all overjoyed.

Let the beast open its mouth in a daze, and pull the goatee down several times.But these questions are too sharp, not to mention that he, the head of the Writers Association, is a few well-known ancient culture lecturers at Qianzhou University.

Could it be that it was really fabricated?

Wu Li closed the paper fan and concluded, "To sum up, the idea of ​​an empty city plan is completely untenable. As for the others, such as burning Bowang, burning Xinye, borrowing arrows from grass boats, borrowing the east wind, this is all history. There is no record on it. But the literary works portrayed him too exaggeratedly, Zhuge Liang became a magical monster, and the other generals became fools."

Wu Li exaggeratedly snorted, "As soon as the troops went out to fight, Zhuge Liang issued the general order. They didn't know where the generals were going, so they went straight. When they got there, they didn't do anything else, and opened the military commander. Kit, take a look at the tricks inside, what tricks are in it. Only then do you know what to do and who to fight, this is too much of a war, isn't it?"

The crackling applause rang out continuously under the leadership of the dean of Zhejiang University, the baby's excited little hands clapped red, and Bingbing also smiled and clapped.

It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it turns out that the Three Kingdoms can still say this!

Everyone knows what Wu Li said, but he can say it so witty and humorous that even all the colleges and universities across the country can't find a second one.

This is an absolutely subversive speech, and people are immersed in it without realizing it.Moreover, this is not a random fabrication, the historical knowledge in it can be verified, and there is no problem at all.