Running Man Live, I'm Angkor
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People who practice martial arts make tricks, and there are never any tricks that are vacated, like those in movies and TV shows are bullshit.Wang Baoqiang dared to do this, that is, recording a running man. He really wanted to be like the two hundred and five who raised his fists. He would have a whirlwind leg at every turn. He didn't know how he died.
Wang Baoqiang was out of luck.
"You lie down there for me."
Wu Li buckled with five fingers on his right hand, grabbed the baby's hemp, and turned around and threw it towards the sofa. A person weighing more than 100 pounds flew out five meters like a sponge pad.
boom!With a bang, the people in the four outer circles were all dumbfounded.
"I go!"
"The anchor won't throw the baby to death, right?"
In the sky-shattering live broadcast room, netizens frantically typed messages.
"Amazing." Wang Baoqiang bounced on the sofa, then rolled to the ground and raised his thumb.Wu is using skillful strength, he has no upper body strength, and it looks like he fell hard, but in fact there is no fart.
"Guess Nizi Kongfu?"
The two foreigners who passed by by accident took out their mobile phones in amazement, and slapped them wildly.
Just now, Wang Baoqiang stepped on the wall and jumped into the air, which made them look straight, and Wu Li's flick even shocked their eyes.They had only seen this kind of scene in movies before, but it was the first time in reality.
Baby's mouth is wide open, the whole person is dumbfounded, when did Wu Li take so much interest?
The equally shocked Lanlan boss with a sausage mouth opened, wiped his eyes in disbelief, "You two are good at kung fu?"
"It's all superficial and can't be used on the table." Wang Baoqiang is very modest, does Shaolin Temple have real skills?It is pure bullshit to say that the temple has been passed down for thousands of years.However, there are those who can practice and those who are willing to practice, but there are not many.
"It's all about health preservation." Wu Li is also very humble. There is an old saying that he understands that the poor are rich in martial arts, and the consumption of martial arts is far beyond people's imagination.If we really want to talk about martial arts, there are medical skills inherited from Hua Tuo, and they are all high-end goods from the Three Kingdoms era.However, Wu Li also did not plan to practice.
The reason is just two words, too expensive!
Look at the powerful generals in the Three Kingdoms period, except for a few non-human beings with extraordinary talents, which one is not rich or has a famous teacher.The first thing to practice martial arts is to build a foundation, not only to take a medicinal bath, but also to eat well.Take the guidance techniques of the Three Kingdoms period as an example, they are all tricks to destroy blood vessels, which consumes a lot of essence and blood, and when the essence and blood dry up, people die.
Therefore, people who practice martial arts must eat delicious food, eat meat constantly on weekdays, and take ginseng and other tonics from time to time.If you want to practice some special places, you also need rare items such as tiger bones.
Compared with Wuqinxi, which requires little tonic and can be used with casual practice, those guidance techniques without the slightest experience, like the moon in the mirror in the water, are all illusory things.
Therefore, in the face of the praise of the two foreigners, neither Wang Baoqiang nor Wu Li admitted that they had real kung fu.
Bao Bao practiced Kung Fu from the outer door of Shaolin Temple, but Wu Li practiced traditional Chinese medicine health preservation, which is also not related to Kung Fu.Even so, the two foreigners also exclaimed magic.
They were amazing, and Wang Zulan who returned to God was also amazing. With a stab, he tore off the baby's brand name.
"what are you doing?"
"Hahaha, I finally tore off the famous brand once, and my Wang Zulan can finally tear off the famous brand once."
Today, I must tear a brand name.
"Are you still here?" Wu Li glanced at the baby.
"I admit defeat." Wang Baoqiang is very straightforward. Since he has made a real move, he has to admit defeat. This is the backbone of a martial arts practitioner.
Wu Li smiled, it's easy if you admit defeat.
"You, what are you doing?" Wang Zulan felt bad, why did our anchor come to him.
"Baby, I'll hold him down, you wait three seconds before tearing it up."
In this game, let’s talk about it first. The team with the smaller chess piece tore off the opponent with the bigger chess piece does not count as a kill, and can only make the opponent stand still for three seconds.
Wu Li pressed Wang Zulan to the ground, not to mention three seconds, thirty seconds would do.
"Lanlan, are you running?" After three seconds, the baby narrowed his eyes with a smile, and jumped to Wang Zulan's side.
stab-
Why is my life so hard?
Chu team Wang Zulan OUT, Chu team Wang Zulan OUT.
Finished!
Inside the prison, Li Chenbing Binghuang leader all stood up, "We only have one Wang Baoqiang left."
Chapter 401 The Lost Wang Bao Wall
Three bowls of ice cream were placed on the table, and Wu Li, who had no paper at Deng Chao and the others, laughed and covered his belly, almost euthanizing.
Is there anything more unfortunate in the world than going to the toilet without paper?
Hahaha this is so interesting.
save them?
NO——
When encountering such a happy event, you have to finish the ice cream and talk about it, anyway, it is not them who are anxious.
"There's no movement outside." Deng Chao squatted in the toilet angrily, his face turning green.
Brother Chao is tall, he is not tall and has a small head and a small face. He is cheap all day long. He smiles and has crow's feet all over his face. He is very angry when he is angry.Just like the poisoned Qing Dynasty Zong, both eyes turned green.
"No matter who wins, they have to send us paper, right?" Zheng Yao pouted, an alien face full of anger.
Chen Chichi grinned, "Don't worry, there will be bread, milk, and toilet paper."
"Chen Chichi, are you a pig?"
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