Running Man Live, I'm Angkor
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"Don't, we don't dare to bother you, and when we turned back to the reporter to take a picture, we thought we were threatening the patrol." Wu Li bit the word patrol with great sarcasm.
Director Ma Mian was puffed up, and you are finally willing to tell the truth. Are you threatening me now?
Wu Li smiled and picked up a water-based pen and opened another notebook.
"What do you want to do?"
Director Ma Mian suddenly had a bad feeling.
"When I'm bored, I'll just write and write casually to pass the time. Do two poems and fill in two words to save me from being bored."
When Director Ma Lian heard this, his soul was frightened, and he rushed over and grabbed Wu Li's hand, "Mr. Wu, if you have something to say, we have something to say, you must never write poetry again."
I wrote it down for you. Your previous two poems took down the Emperor TV News and the Supervision Censor.If you want to write another one, you can't even get your Majesty down.
Thinking of the horror, Director Ma Mian hurriedly yelled at the old patrolman, "What are you doing standing there stupidly, hurry up and tidy up the table."
The old patrolman laughed with anger in his heart, and went to the table to pick up the paper and pen.
Wu Li looked at him speechlessly, and pressed the pen and paper on the table, "What are you doing?"
"Mr. Wu, Uncle Wu, Grandpa Wu." Director Ma Lian changed his name three times in a row. Taking advantage of our anchor's stunned time, he picked up the pen and paper and ran out. He ran to the opposite room like the wind, put it down, and ran like the wind. return.
Are you floating possessed?
Runners are sweating to death.
The netizens in the live broadcast room are also sweating to death.
You shouldn't be a patrolman, you should practice sprinting.
Director Ma Lian is also full of bitterness and grief and anger. He really dare not let Wu Li write again. People who kill people are killing people, and it's all in vain.But Wu Li, this little bastard, can't be regarded as an ordinary person!If he wants to kill, he can easily kill people without using a knife or a gun, opening his mouth and waving a pen.And it's not even dead, and you have to pull out and whip the corpse, and a single whip can last for hundreds of years.
The car in front does not forget the master of the car behind. They have said this little bastard twice, and he will naturally not continue to be stupid, "Mr. Wu, can we talk nicely? You sell me a face, we gentlemen will not talk. Get your hands on it."
"I didn't do it." Wu Li was very strange, I didn't hit you again, what kind of executioner did I do.
Director Ma Lian complained bitterly, "You are writing poetry by doing it. I admit that our attitude was wrong before. Is it okay for me to apologize to you here? Mr. Wu, Uncle Wu, Grandpa Wu, hurry up and bring your friends. Go home and stop tossing us, okay? Our small temple really can't stand the tossing of your big Buddha, so please hold your hands high and spare us a time."
Wu Li raised his eyebrows noncommittally, "How will the case be judged, but Ou hit a foreign guest."
Director Ma Lian listened to the words of foreign guests that were deliberately aggravated, hesitantly gritted his teeth for a moment and said, "The investigation has been made clear, you are self-defense, and there is no fault. The son of the ambassador who squeezed the inner teeth led people to molest them first, and waited for them to come out of the hospital. I will take them back to the yamen security system and detain them and impose civil penalties."
Hahaha……
Wu Li laughed, so did the running men, and all the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed.
"Civil penalty? Those bastards threatened to take my woman back to Lunjian to take pictures, so you will give them a civil penalty?"
Director Ma Mian panicked, "After all, they are foreign guests, besides..."
"You don't need to say any more."
Wu Li's face instantly turned cold, as cold as a hole in the ice. It's such a time for a foreign guest. How soft is this person's bones?
Director Ma Lian opened his mouth in a panic, "This, this, you are not doing well, do you need to make such a big deal?"
This is a god of plague. If it is possible, he will never want to see Wu Li again in his life. You won't feel comfortable if you don't make things worse, right?
Deng Chao, Li Chen, Master Bing!
Zheng Da, Chen Chichi, Wang Zulan!
Wu Li, baby, Wang Baoqiang!
Nine stars all stood up, nine people, nine eyes, all stared at Director Ma Mian.
Director Ma face begged for mercy in a panic, not knowing where he was wrong at all, begging grandpa to tell grandma to let the running men forgive him.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all scolded.
Forgive me, such a person should be killed.
When revenge and forgiveness are presented to you at the same time, which will you choose?
Wu used his actual actions to tell everyone that it is God's business to forgive the enemy, and my responsibility is to send the enemy to see God.
Snapped!
With a big slap on the bloody face, the horse-faced director was stunned.
"There is surveillance." Deng Chao quietly pulled Wu Li, and Wu Li laughed contemptuously, "Don't worry, I just beat him to death today, and he didn't make any sense."
"You...you are attacking and patrolling! You are finished, you are completely finished..." After returning to his senses, Director Ma Lian was not only not angry, but became happy.With this slap, he has something to say even when he sees the inspector.Wu Li, this brat, has no national laws and disdains patrols. The reason why he does this is to maintain the laws of the empire and the dignity of patrols.
You're still too tender, little bastard surnamed Wu, and we'll change positions with your slap.
Seeing the excitement that could not be concealed on Director Ma Mian's face, Wu Li didn't want to watch any more, such a person would pollute his eyes by looking at him more than once.
A bright red certificate was slapped on the table, and the excited expression of Director Ma Mian disappeared immediately.Instead, there is boundless fear and despair.
Jinyiwei!
Is this young businesswoman Jin Yiwei?That is a special department directly under the royal family.
This, how is this possible!
Wu Li raised the corner of his mouth contemptuously. He had previously denied Lu Yunliang's identity, and he did not want to leave a bad impression of bullying on him. He thought that these patrols would report to the public to enforce the law.I didn't think about it, but it really opened my eyes.
These pretentious, ruthless, public affairs, secretly making things difficult, when they can bully people, they are awesome, and they wish they could grow their eyes on their foreheads. When they find that they can't bully them, they immediately shrink their eggs and wag their tails and beg for pity.
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