Running Man Live, I'm Angkor
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"Don't learn this from her." Yang Mi shouted angrily.
"What's the matter, isn't it beautiful?" The baby tilted her little head strangely.
Ice Lord giggled.
Wu Li's face was inexplicable, and he didn't understand what the hell these women were doing.
Yang Mi called the baby to her side, bit her ear and explained to her that there were four great wings in the entertainment circle in ancient my country, namely Datong Auntie, Taishan Nun, Yangzhou Shouma and Xihu Chuanniang. Each has its own unique skills.
What Master Bing had just demonstrated was the unique technique of Aunt Datong, called sitting on a urn.
When Yang Mi's master met her, it was too late. This trick must be practiced in a small way. Before the girl developed, she would take a bowl of water and put it on top of her head every day. sports.After the development is completed, the pelvis and the female household will become incomparably muddy, with a strange power of swallowing, and a fool will know what to do.
"Silly girl, my elder sister said earlier that she would not grab a man from you. You're good, and you found two women for him. You think you can get the upper hand by doing this. You're really a silly girl." Bing Ye looked playfully Xiang baby is like looking at a poor bastard who doesn't understand anything.
"Your advantage lies in deep affection and first love, which I can't compare in any way. But a man's heart is so big. If it's just the two of us, plus the unfavored fire girl to help. As long as there is no accident, You can definitely keep him in jail. When you're ready, let the two sisters in again. Once a man's heart is broken, it will be difficult to keep him alive."
"I, I won't." Wu Li said this, and he didn't believe it.
Lord Bing smiled noncommittally. Baby was very embarrassed. He opened his mouth several times, but he didn't know where to start. He couldn't say that I was afraid of you, so I asked Sister Da Mi and Sister Shi Shi for help.
"You choose the way yourself. You are a housewife. It is your choice how many women you find at home." Master Bing rolled his eyes, "I am an outsider, but I won't be involved in your house."
"What's inside or outside?" Wu Li took a quick step, grabbed Bingbing who wanted to leave, and turned his arms around her and said, "Sister Shishi, when did you turn out Jiaoweiqin? Be careful, don't get caught. Our 'old housekeeper' saw it, be careful he secretly took it for you and ran away."
It is impossible for such a large garden to be left unattended.The old housekeeper in Wu Li's mouth is a retired museum curator. After retirement, he lived in this garden and said that he wanted to watch the ancient culture sink into the ground.If you really want to pay attention to your familiarity here, you have to look at other people.
But this old man is good at everything, but he can't stand it at all. He cherishes antiques like his lifeblood.
When Wu Li first moved in, he told him every day not to hit this and break the other.We were so angry that our anchor wanted to set the house on fire, so he suppressed the old curator's stinky temper.
Even so, every time we meet, I have to listen to him for a few words.If this piece of Cai Yong's Jiaoweiqin is discovered by him, it will be reported to the cabinet, which will be another troublesome trouble.
"Tanqu Plum Blossoms."
"Play it yourself." Sitting in front of the piano desk, Liu Shishi rolled his eyes, what's wrong with playing, playing the plum blossom three times, who do you want to play?
Wu Li laughed twice, and walked back to the pavilion with his arms around Bingbing, washed his hands with the mountain spring water drawn from the pavilion, and smoked the burning incense.
In ancient times, playing the qin paid attention to burning incense and bathing. Now, in this situation, bathing is avoided, and burning incense is enough to clean hands.
When Wu Li first arrived, the system gave four rewards, Hua Tuo's medical skills, Zhonghua's cooking skills, master-class ancient musical instruments, and Zhao Yazhi's charm.Except for the last item, it is a rare stunt in the world.It is a pity that practicing medicine requires a medical qualification certificate, a chef requires a chef certificate, and ancient musical instruments are not very popular.
To be honest, our anchor's achievements in ancient instruments are still above the piano, and the level is close to that of Boya Ziqi, which is equivalent to Beethoven in the piano world.
The best way for men to calm women's wars is to attract their attention and show their talents and abilities.
Plum Blossom Three Lane is ranked ninth among the top ten famous guqin songs in my country. This song borrows objects to sing about feelings, and praises people with noble morals through the whiteness, fragrance and cold resistance of plum blossoms.The pan-odd tune in the song is repeated three times at different micro-bits, so it is called Sanong.It is a masterpiece of plum blossoms in traditional Chinese art.
Five fingers swung, the sound of the piano began, and the old butler who found that Wu Li was going to play the piano, dressed in a tunic suit and moved a small ponytail, sat in the corner and made a pot of tea, closed his eyes and pricked up his ears, ready to enjoy it." Although this little bastard Wu Li is a bit fucked, his level of playing the piano is still very high.
The old man fondled the tea foam, shook his head, took a sip, and spit it out with a puff.He stood up, picked up the pony, and walked away, scolding the little bastard all the way.
Wu Li, an immoral ghost, just relied on the ability of master-class ancient instruments to play a famous song praising the nobleness of plum blossoms into a silver minor tune to seduce women from a good family.Three lanes are three lanes, and all your sister's quilt is in.
Looking at the four women in the pavilion again, which one is not with red cheeks and Chunqing surging, listening to the sound of the piano, I think of Hongluan tent warm all night Chenghuan.
Wu Lizheng was thinking and working harder, so that when they were doing Fa-rectification together, an inappropriate phone call came over.
Wait a thousand years, wait a while.
"Who? Apprentice? You let him die!"
Chapter 468 One Old One Small Two Pumpkins
Wu Li, who hung up the phone, had only one feeling, and that was to slash people with a knife.Being disturbed by this damn phone call, the atmosphere that had been created with great difficulty was instantly swept away.
Master Bing and Yang Mi started sneering again. Although Liu Shishi didn't speak, he could help with just a glance. Plus, the little fool who didn't understand anything, joined in with him. .
One woman is easy to settle, two women are barely able to do it, three, four, you should kill me.
Just when Wu Li was about to collapse, the Kung Fu phone rang again. The voice was a little familiar. After thinking about it for a while, he remembered that it was the little old man surnamed Sun. Listen carefully, and the surnamed Li is also there.
"Why are you two calling me if you don't go to the hospital?" Wu Li was a little impatient, and he didn't speak in a respectful tone.After recording the show last night, these two old people pestered him and said they wanted to exchange experiences.That big face is almost like a big-faced cat.
Does Wu Li need to exchange cooking skills with them?Pooh!Talking about stealing a teacher in such a high-sounding way, I really don't want that second skin face.
"No, where did you get my phone number?"
Old man Sun snorted twice. Snakes have snake ways, and rats have their way. After all, he has worked in the imperial kitchen. There are people in the imperial capital. Wu Li's phone number is not difficult to find if he puts in the effort.
"Xiao Wu, we are both at your door, you can't even keep the door open, can you?"
"Are you at my door?"
Hearing Wu Li's surprised voice, Master Bing and Yang Mi immediately stopped arguing, the two women who had been wishing they could strangle each other to death just now looked like sisters, Liu Shishi frowned, "Since there are guests If you want to come, please come in quickly, no one will throw people at the gate."
"Bullshit guests, just two coffin boards." Wu Li cursed angrily. Today, the crew finally took a day off, so there was no need to continue filming The Legend of the New White Snake. The two old lamp officers came to the door in person.The little devils from Hokkaido were troublesome enough, and these two old bastards were even more troublesome than him.
"Let's go, Sister Bingbing, Sister Da Mi, Sister Shishi, I'll show you Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao is good."
"Don't put the king in the lotus pond, otherwise it will eat all the koi in it. Put it in the West Lake, it is so smart, it will swim back on its own."
Wu Li instructed the baby to press his anger and walk towards the front door.Looking outside, it was not old man Sun and old man Li who could be, besides these two old fellows, there was an old man and a young man following them, round and round like two pumpkins.
"Who are they?" Wu Li was very impatient and didn't give a good face.
The face of the old man he didn't know turned black, and the young man wanted to curse when he opened his mouth.
Wu Li snorted coldly. The power of Wu Qin Xi and Tiger Xi was provoked by the stunt of the sharp gun Li Shuwen. At that time, the old and the young were frightened and turned pale.It was as if the person standing in front of him was not a human being, but a fierce tiger.
"Strangers are not welcome in my house. If you have anything to do, just say it. If you have nothing to do, go back quickly. The lake is humid. If you don't want to suffer in the rain in the future, get out of here."
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