"Boss, boss, are you answering the phone?"

The boss's phone can't get through.

Despair spreads, anger erupts, and foremen and managers who can't find their company boss are torn to shreds and mud by furious monkeys.

More than a month of work has been done in vain, and more than a month of bitterness has been eaten in vain. The monkey family has become what it is now, and the boss has run away. What should we do?

It is difficult to store food in the tropics. Every family has no surplus grain, and every household has no rice or noodles. A hungry monkey can do anything!

In the early morning of July 7 this year, the total population of Monkey's hometown exceeded the 27 million mark, becoming the 1th country in the world with a population of over 12 million.The population growth rate is as high as 2.04%, ranking first in Asia.

More than 8% of the monkeys are Catholics. Under the Church's support for life, the animal health weights have been suspended in the monkey gang for 15 years and failed to pass the test. Most people also believe that their children are gifts from God. Pregnancy supplies.

This is a country that can't sell condoms, and it's also a country whose population is collapsing.

Aha!

Do you understand what this means?

This means that in a crisis situation, the monkey family cannot save themselves at all, and there are too many monkeys.

"Open the door, we want to eat." The hungry monkeys shouted angrily in front of the closed store. Ten minutes later, these crazy monkeys found hammers and shovels, and the iron rolling shutters screamed in the metal. A gap was torn in the middle.

"No, you can't do this, these are all mine, you all put them down." The shop owner shouted in a hurry.

puff!

A big shovel slashed his face, and the world was quiet.

The monkeys were stunned for a moment, and then turned a blind eye to grab the rice noodles and food.

Stores were smashed open, stores were removed, and mad monkeys went wherever they could find food.

But how long can this last?

The monkey boss, who had just ascended the post, was forced to send monkey soldiers, but the monkey soldiers also had families.

Faced with this nationwide catastrophe, the monkey soldiers exploded.

Can you imagine?

The monkey soldiers exploded!

These monkey soldiers first shot their officers, then found their comrades in the same village, town and city, and drove their military vehicles back to their hometowns to save their relatives.

The monkey's hometown is further out of control.

Chicken Christian Muslin Min's main force gang wanted to come to power madly. The Moromin National Relief Front and Moroislan Relief Front together sounded the horn of jihad.

Every gang is gathering people, and every gang is making promises to the monkeys.

But these things are too impractical for the hungry monkeys. The only thing they want to do now is to fill their stomachs.

International rescue?

The hometown has been overturned, how can international rescue work? The first American who sent someone in, ran out in vain after three days, 100 people went in, 23 were rescued, and 77 rescuers died. at the monkey house.

Fake!

"That's hell." The ABC reporter who managed to escape shouted almost hysterically in the interview. "Oh, my dear Marsha, she was trampled to death by those monkeys while she was handing out bread. They are a bunch of lunatics."

What does God take to save the monkeys!

When smashing, smashing and looting became mainstream thinking, when currency became useless garbage, and when more than 100 gangs began to agitate everywhere, the monkey's hometown was completely driven to the fast lane of death.

No one can save them, not even God.

International donations?

International rescue?

Look at the fate of the Americans, who dares to go in?The World Rainbow Cross Association did not believe in evil, and went in shouting the slogan of World and Ping.Then there was no movement.They simply don't understand what the monkeys really need these days.

Driven by hunger, the monkeys went completely crazy.

When these monkeys robbed the store, ate all the rice, and ate the last grain of corn, a more terrifying war spread.

"Grab!"

"Mine, mine, all mine!"

"You can't survive if you take it slow."

Lu Ye issued a new order to the dispatched subordinates via satellite phone. A large circle of [-] backbones gathered together to occupy the Zhonglu Sending District, and declared independence under the slogan of leather shoe uppers.

It's a very fitting name for a monkey gang.In addition to those big gangs, the rest of the small gangs include the bus gang, the fishermen's gang, and the workers' gang. Anyway, there are gangs for every profession.

Those who shine shoes can build gangs, those who drive rentals can build gangs, and those who sell beef can also build gangs.

And all of this has nothing to do with our anchor. Wu Li, who has madly collected 18 billion yuan, hugged the baby and boarded the plane to Xiangjiang to meet her parents and younger brother.

As for how the empire will operate next, he no longer needs to be in charge, and some people who understand it will take over.Our anchors have opened the door to hell for the monkeys, and our great Kyushu will be very 'friendly' to give them a hand.

Of course, these come at a price.Who made these monkeys lose more than 5700 billion yuan equivalent to their two-year GDP in one and a half months?

Compared with the 18 billion that Wu Li grabbed, their loss is enough to make God cry and Allah cry.

"Honey, will your parents accept me?"

Chapter 555 Bald Eagle Going Crazy

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