Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

"Chen Chichi, are you a pig?" Li Chen was helpless when he sent Xiaobao Wang Zulan, "Pig, this is a pig."

Zheng Hao's eyes were on the lasso and the javelin, and he grasped the javelin. Compared with the unreliable lasso, this thing is more powerful.

When Chen Chichi was selected, the green team was all angry.

"What did you choose?"

Chapter 597 Unbalanced Sending Little Treasure

A bullet pocket made of black rubber, equipped with a leather tube used to pierce the arm when the hospital is used for hanging needles, and an iron Y-shaped fork.

Seeing the power tool Chen Chichi chose, Li Chenzhi wanted to kill him.

Even choosing a telescope compass is better than choosing this broken slingshot. Will you use a slingshot?

Chen Chichi pinned the slingshot to his waist, and put a steel ball the size of a glass ball into his pocket, showing his front teeth shyly.

This kind of self-made soil guy in the northeastern countryside has an attack power far beyond the imagination of ordinary people.After training, you can easily shoot through iron sheets within ten meters, and the security door can be dried out.

But to be honest, in the Northeast, there is no patrolling and controlling this thing at all.What control tools do not control tools, if you really want to kill people, you can chop with an ax or something.If you don't want to kill him, he won't fire if you give him a gun.Except for things like guns, the township-level yamen turn a blind eye to other weapons.As long as nothing happens, I don't see it at all.

In recent years, under the protection of imperial laws, the wild boars and pheasants in the countryside have been rotten.The most ridiculous thing is that the scourge of wild boar has become a second-class protected animal in the empire, and it has also been awarded the title of three.It is said that wild boars are beneficial and have important economic value and scientific research value.I don't know which Three Cannons said, you asked him to come to the northeastern countryside to see if the people died of blood.

Wild boars are a well-known scourge. They can produce two litters a year, and one brood can give birth to more than ten heads.Farmers plant some food, and they will fail to harvest once they visit.Moreover, this thing is very clever. If you have suffered the same loss once or twice, you will not eat it for the third time.Like some ground guns, power grids, etc., it is not easy to use it for a long time.

Hunting wild boars has become a top priority.

Today, the runners are going to go hunting in the mountains, but Chen Chichi, the pig, actually chose a slingshot, and all the three teammates of the green team made him gasp.

After Chen Chichi finished the selection, Wu Li and Xiaobao stood up, and the two of them went to that station, and everyone in the yard laughed.

Wu Li laughed and gave Xiaobao a smile, and said while laughing: "You said, we are both male and female, I am older than you, and we have been stringing for longer than you."

"Yes." Wu Li has to admit that he has sent Xiaobao to 34 this year. In the running men's team, apart from the two old men Deng Chao and Li Chen and the little brother Wang Zulan, he will definitely be ranked fourth if he comes in. .

Sending Xiaobao was very emotional, "I read your report some time ago and said that the "Legend of the New White Snake" starring you will be released in the new year."

"En." Wu Li continued to nod.

Tears came down after sending Xiaobao, "You said that God is too unfair, we are both male and female, why do you become a fairy, and I become a donkey dung? Station, the Yin family calls me a fairy. When I go to that station, they call me a monster."

I don't know how many netizens sprayed coke and coffee in the live broadcast room of Xiaobian.

Sending Xiaobao wiped the tears she wiped and shed, and said choked, "When I was a child, everyone discriminated against me when I went to the zoo. My mother held me with one hand and my brother with the other. You said that we are not both born of the same mother. Well? My brother is called Dabao, and I am called Xiaobao. They are all treasures. But guess what my mother said to me when she met that aunt?"

"What did you say?" The running men asked him together.

Sending Xiaobao old was wronged, "Then auntie pointed at me and asked, eldest sister, where did you buy this monkey in your family, why are you obedient?"

After sending Xiaobao a wow, he cried, "You said, do I look like a monkey?"

"Like!" Zhao Jiaban, who said in unison, gave him a fatal wound.

Xiao Shenyang said very gratefully, "Brother Xiaobao, don't be sad. In fact, you are so talented. I learned from you when I came on stage. Everyone thought I looked like a monkey. But..." Xiao Shenyang said and squatted beside Send Xiaobao, "I'll become a human immediately when I'm next to you."

"I'll kick you to death!"

Hahaha……

The people in Zhao's family were all ruined with laughter.

The running men also laughed.

He sent Xiaobao to kick and ran away Xiao Shenyang, turned around and grabbed Wu Li's hand and didn't let go, "God's injustice is best reflected in us. Look, I'm so black, you're so white... "

"That's fair." Wang Xiaoli licked his big face and interjected, "if there is day, there must be night, if there is white, there must be someone, and if there is black, there must be white. God let Wu Li grow up. If you are white, you naturally have to grow up to be black, and this balances things out."

"But I'm unbalanced!"

Hahaha……

It's too funny to send Xiaobao.

"Okay, let's get to the skin first. Let's talk about acting, it's all about animals. I'm a monkey, he's a snake. Why is he so popular, and I don't want anyone else?"

"Well... the key is that you didn't act in the right place." Zhao Bensan who suddenly spoke gave him a fatal blow, "If you go to Feizhou, you are guaranteed to be popular."

"master……"

Thump tom!

Send Xiaobao to his knees, "I'm from Kyushu, I'm not a hey, I'm yellow, and I'm tanned by Huang Wan."

Deng Chao and Li Chenquan fell to the ground.

Sending Xiaobao pointed at his face and snorted, "Actually, I was not so dark before. Later, I pushed a truckload of coal to the boiler, but it ran so fast that even people I took the car and shot it in. I lost my legs and feet, climbed out, and then turned into this color. "

"Burned black?"

Hahaha……

Wu Li and the baby laughed and looked up, Zheng Da and Chen Chichi also looked up, and Zhao Jiaban didn't look up, they all fell on the ground.

"Stop laughing, rock, scissors, and paper!"

Wuli Scissors.

Send baby cloth.

"I'm quitting. Most of the guys are men. Why is there such a big gap? It's easy for me to mix up like I am now. I don't live anymore and hang myself."