Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

Zhu Shi looked at him in a very depraved manner, "I haven't seen me for more than ten years, I forgot, this is not the first time you have done this."

"Yes, when you were making movies before, I chased the actors. You posted a message outside. You posted one, and I tore one. After tearing it up, you can only use me."

"Tell me, why are you so wicked?"

"It's called IQ."

"I think you are still called mentally retarded."

The audience was overjoyed.

Zhu Shimao looked at Chen Peisi helplessly, "It used to be the past, and now it is now. You can make a movie, but you can't do magic."

"Why, isn't it all acting?"

"Your condition is not good."

"Where am I wrong?"

"First of all, your gender is not good."

"What does this have to do with gender?"

Zhu Shimao explained helplessly: "The partner of the magic show should be attractive, so that the audience's attention can be focused on her, so that it is convenient for the magician to perform magic. Uh... Where is this person?"

Chen Peisi, who trotted to the side of the stage, draped the wig that Deng Chao had used on top of his head, and picked up an orchid finger with a shrill voice, "Here~ here~, female! Sex!"

puff--

The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing.

"It's not a problem that can be solved by wearing a wig."

"Then tell me, what's the problem?"

"You're out of shape."

"What's the matter with the body?"

Zhu Shimao was very helpless, "Look at the female partners of the foreign magicians on the TV, what are they all wearing, they are all body shape clothes, can you?"

"This one……"

"You can't do it, right?" Zhu Shi rolled his eyes at Chen Peisi, "You think about what other foreign women wear, and then look at what you wear. When a foreign woman comes on stage, the audience will all look at her, and when you come on stage... …”

"What's wrong with me coming on stage? I'm more attractive than that foreign woman!"

Hahaha……

The audience burst out laughing.

Chen Peisi said disdainfully, "Old man, old man, don't think I don't understand, in fact, I understand everything about you."

"What do you unserstand?"

"Aren't you looking for a female partner just to cover up your falsification? What magic is not magic, isn't it all a lie? And foreign women, don't foreign women just wear less clothes? The audience looked at her as if she wasn't wearing it. When you see her, it's easy for you to deceive people."

"It's called art."

"Yes, the art of deception."

"I said Chen Peisi, you can't do it if you don't dismantle my stage, can I still act in this show?"

"Act, why don't you act, I'll act with you. I'm not bragging, I'm better than that girl, you forgot that we both played the leading and supporting roles, we are fighting the audience, who can compare to me? Just my bald head, Brighter than an eight-hundred-watt light bulb, and more attractive than you are standing in circles."

Thinking of the sketches performed by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao in their early years, the audience all laughed.

Zhu Shimao spread his hands helplessly, "Okay, I'll let you play. Let's talk first, if you can't..."

"No, I'll call that little girl back to you, and I've left her phone number." Chen Peisi said very proudly, and when he finished speaking, he found that Zhu Shimao had taken out the phone.

"Hey, Yanling, I'm old, yes, I'm doing a show with your husband. What are you doing? I'll report a message to you. Chen Peisi left a female student's phone number outside, twenty-three-four. , but you are young and came back from studying abroad."

Snapped!

"Zhu-shi-mao-"

Hahaha……

The netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed.

Chapter 643: The jaw-dropping performance

"You cheated on me just now, and now I cheated on you once, and we are even."

In the glass room divided into six areas, countless audience members bent over.

Chen Peisi pointed at Zhu Shimao, who was complacent, and wished he could slash him with a knife, "Old Mao, Lao Mao, how come I never found out that you are so immoral? You ride a motorcycle with your bare buttocks, and you turn around with smoke and smoke. what."

Hahaha……

The stars behind the stage all laughed.

Baby lay in Wu Lihuai and never got up.

The light was pulled back and Zhu Shimao pushed out the magic box.

This is a rectangular box with a star pattern painted on it, and the four outer circles can be opened.After opening it, there was a guillotine inside. It was snow-white and snow-white, more than a meter long, and the width of an adult's palm.In order to let the audience confirm its sharpness, Zhu Shimao deliberately took a large radish and brushed it!Cut off a piece, the blade is particularly sharp.

Chen Peisi picked up the sliced ​​radish and took a bite, "It's a bit healthy, not too crisp, what are you doing with such a big knife?"