Running Man Live, I'm Angkor
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Several viewers who played stocks laughed like crazy, and so did the netizens in the live broadcast room.
"You thought it was a vegetable field!"
Zhao Bensan summed up and said, "Don't speculate in stocks, the risk is too great, it is still safe to make tofu! If it is hard, it is dried tofu, if it is thin, it is tofu brain, if it is thin, it is tofu skin. If it is stinky, some people will buy it. Come with me."
Audiences and netizens who like to speculate in stocks laughed. You want to wow when you make so much tofu.
"Stocks fall every day, prices rise every year, rice rises, cabbage rises, but money doesn't rise. It used to cost 1 cent to buy a popsicle, and it used to cost 1 cents to buy two pieces of candy. So, let’s make a TV series. Recently, Wu Xiaozi and I are going to make a TV series. He invests, and I am a talent. Together with the running boy group, we are preparing to make a big drama.”
"What kind of drama are you filming?" After Lu Yu asked in a sentence, the audience watched.
Chapter 676 Zhao Bensan, the old and shriveled
"This play is a military-themed TV series." Zhao Bensan said mysteriously.
"What are you talking about?" Lu Yu brought him a cup of tea.
"Don't tell you."
Lu Yu: "..."
"Mr. Zhao, can we not do this?"
"Yeah, it's not so appetizing." The audience under the stage was also devastated.
Zhao Bensan picked up the teacup, smiled, but didn't say anything, Lu Yu had no choice, so he turned to ask Wu Li.
"I can only tell you that this is a scene for some old soldiers."
"The theme of the Anti-Japanese War?" Lu Yu raised his eyebrows, and the audience immediately lost interest.
The anti-Japanese TV dramas have been badly filmed in the past few years. They are boring and too fake. The filming of the little devil is like [-] years.I can still be happy watching the first and the second part, but I start to feel sick after seeing it.
The little devil is a country with very few resources, and its goal is to go deep into foreign territory to fight.Therefore, the little devil's army has always been based on the principle of minimum consumption for maximum results, and machine guns are rarely used.In order to save ammunition, there was even a perverted requirement that every shot must be hit with less, and the mad dog mode of fighting bayonet with hand-to-hand doctrine was born.
Once the battle situation is blocked, the little devil's officers will raise the command knife and shout murderous intentions like in a TV movie.The devil soldiers who received the order charged with their lives, like a group of mad dogs tearing up their opponents, which once became a nightmare for the national army.
Speaking of sniper rifles, from the smoke of the First World War, the little devil keenly sensed the importance of snipers.Therefore, as early as 1920, the little devil began to study the sniper rifle, and it was widely used in the Anti-Japanese War and the Pacific War.
According to the old man in Jizhong, at that time, the little devil stood on the truck and shot people. The car was moving and people were running, but they could knock people down.Therefore, the real little devil is not as rubbish as the movies and TV dramas.On the contrary, it is still strong.Not to mention the number one in the world at the time, but also one of the best.
And we defeated them!
Blindly belittling our opponents is irresponsible to our martyrs, and at the same time it is also obliterating their achievements and efforts, and it is also an insult to their bravery and will.
In "Notes of a Kwantung Army Soldier", there is such a description of the rifle shooting training of devil snipers:
The preliminary requirement is to hit all 300 shots on the ground target at a distance of 5 meters, and 3 of them must hit within a range of the size of a fist, which is equivalent to the head and shoulders.
The second step required speed, initially hitting a target 4 meters away from nowhere in 300 seconds.Then limit the time to 2 seconds.After doing all of this, I wore a gas mask for a 30-meter run, and then entered a long-range precise shooting within seconds. Those who missed the shot were not allowed to eat.
After rigorous training, the gun chamber is also cleaned. If the cleaning is not clean enough, they will be punished and the gun will be raised for 30 minutes.
Sometimes a 10-kilometer run with a 50-hour time limit is also carried out to exercise the sniper's physique.If you are late, you will be beaten in addition to not being able to eat.Slaps are light, and slaps with belts are commonplace, and sometimes people are beaten to death.
The abnormal training method has trained a group of abnormal shooters, even ordinary devil soldiers are very strong in shooting accuracy.Eagle country military experts once commented that one-third of the devil soldiers in the early days of World War II were first-class marksmen.
Therefore, the little devil is actually very strong, especially the first batch of Japanese invaders, who are definitely the elite of the elite.The result of those [-] directors' exaggeration is that real veterans won't watch it because it's too fake.Young people also rarely see it, and it's still fake.
The audience and Lu Yu guessed that the anti-Japanese theme naturally lost their expectations.
Wu Li and Zhao Bensan looked at each other, this is not good, if there is no hope, it will be a failure, it is better not to say.
"Ahem, what we shot is different from those in the past. It was personally approved by the old Hongjun."
"Oh, it's really an anti-Japanese theme."
"It's over, let this little girl blow up."
As soon as Zhao Ben's three words came out, he was shocked to realize that this little girl suddenly became smart.Under the depression, no matter how Lu Yu turned around and wiped his feet, he would not let go and would not talk about the new drama.
Lu Yu couldn't really ask, so he changed another topic, "Both of you are from the countryside and mountains. How do you feel about urban life? Do you think it's too fast?"
"I didn't feel it, but I felt it slowly." Zhao Bensan picked up the teacup and took a sip.
"How come?" Lu Yu wondered, "Isn't it all said on the Internet that the pace of rural life is slow, while the pace of urban life is fast?"
"It's all blind." Zhao Ben said with three mouths, "The pace of the countryside is slow, where is the slowness, that means you will enjoy life if you live less. Unlike people in the city, you can drive a car for half a year, and you have to climb dozens of times to buy a bag of soy sauce. Floors."
Shouldn't it be so exaggerated?
"Uncle Ben is so right." Wu Li put down his teacup, "There are always people on the Internet saying that life is too fast in first-tier cities such as the Imperial Capital and Shanghi. If you want me to say, people who say this must have never lived in a first-tier city. Come on. Where are you? I want to ask, have you ever been in a car in the imperial capital? Have you ever taken a movie in the office? What's the hurry?"
Hahaha……
The audience was dying of laughter.
Lu Yu changed the subject with a blushing face, "Then what do you two like to do in the city? You usually play mahjong when you are in the countryside. Do you play mahjong, Mr. Zhao?"
"Don't mention playing mahjong, I want to laugh when I mention playing mahjong." Zhao Bensan covered his old face and said, "I went downstairs two days ago and heard something that moved me."
"A father in his thirties said to his five- or six-year-old son, "Son, study hard. Dad used to play mahjong for 10 yuan, but now he has changed to 1 yuan for you to study. "
Hahaha……
The audience laughed madly.
Netizens laughed too.
The three of them chatted and laughed, and in the blink of an eye, Changji gestured to this side, and Lu Yu said a few polite words and said goodbye to Wu Li and Zhao Bensan.
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