Rural Dad

"Everyone heard it, the police are coming soon, so hurry up if you want to play."

Zhao Han reminded everyone.

"Yes, yes, hurry up, otherwise you won't be able to play in the future, let's go into the sea of ​​fire first."

"Yes! Just perform another show of going into the sea of ​​fire."

The tourists reacted one after another.

Damn, we are a group of Xia people, can we be scared by you, an island spy, using the Xia police?

"I have unburned charcoal at home, I'll get it." Zhao Hai said and ran home in a hurry.

Yamamoto was stunned for a moment, and threatened everyone with a cowardly look: "Don't mess around! Your Xia police are quick to respond, and strictly enforce the law and justice. Your violence is a violation of international law, so you must also bear the corresponding legal responsibility!"

Everyone was collectively stunned for a moment.

Is he praising our Xia country?

The law enforcement department of Xia country has actually been recognized by the island spy. The affirmation from the enemy is the real affirmation. What a great meaning this is!

"Pa!" Zhao Han rewarded him with a slap, cursing: "Don't think that you will not be punished if you flatter our Xia country's law enforcement department."

"Baga! I'm not flattering! I'm telling the truth!" Yamamoto roared angrily.

Everyone: "…………"

He praised so sincerely.

Wouldn't it be bad to bully him again?

Zhao Han shrugged: "Even if you are telling the truth, you can't affect my punishment."

"Outlaw! Outlaw!" Yamamoto was so angry that he trembled all over, pointing at Zhao Han and saying repeatedly.

"The charcoal is coming! The charcoal is coming!"

Zhao Hai ran over with a basket of burning charcoal on his back, and fell directly to the ground, and the heat dissipated instantly.

"Hurry up, perform a sea of ​​fire."

Zhao Han urged Yamamoto and Suzuki.

Looking at the red charcoal, the sparks that ignited from time to time, the sparks that splashed, Yamamoto and Suzuki's faces were pale, and even sweat oozed from their foreheads.

Can you keep your feet if you step on them?

The conscience of the Xia people is really bad!

At this moment, feeling the heat wave coming towards them, they suddenly hated the military predecessors who invaded Xia and were regarded as idols by them.

If it weren't for their invasion of Xia decades ago, would they be so miserable today?

A bunch of damn old war criminals!

There was no us when we invaded Xia.

Now you let us take the blame for you!

"Hurry up, if you keep dawdling, I will throw you up directly. By then, it will not only burn your feet, but also your head." Zhao Han threatened.

"Ahhh!"

"Ahhhh!"

Yamamoto and Suzuki roared, suppressed their fear and rushed into the charcoal pile, screaming through the sea of ​​fire.

As soon as they passed through the sea of ​​fire, the two fell to the ground and kept rolling, because the soles of their feet were burned.

"What's going on? Why are you all gathered here?"

"Make way, come on, make way."

Several policemen walked through the crowd and walked to the front.

One of them was an acquaintance of Zhao Han, Officer Zheng who had previously handled Yang Ao's car accident.

"Mr. Police! You are finally here. I surrender. I am a spy. I called the police."

"And me, I am also a spy. Please catch me quickly, please!"

Seeing the police, Yamamoto and Suzuki rushed over like they saw their own father.

They burst into tears of joy on the spot.

"This... Mr. Zhao, what do you mean by this?" Officer Zheng was caught off guard.

He suspected that these two were fake spies.

Because the real spies would not have time to hide from them.

He went out on duty this time mainly because he suspected that someone in Taoyuan Village had called the police falsely, and wanted to catch them and educate them.

Unexpectedly, as soon as we arrived, two people who claimed to be spies but looked like fakes came to surrender.

Zhao Han smiled and said, "These two friends from the island country who came from afar insisted on showing us their unique skills of going into the sea of ​​fire. It's hard to refuse such a kind offer."

"No! He forced us! He made us go into the sea of ​​fire! Hurry up and catch him!" Yamamoto held one of Officer Zheng's legs and pointed at Zhao Han to accuse him.

Officer Zheng said expressionlessly, "If he asked you to go into the sea of ​​fire, you went into the sea of ​​fire. If he asked you to eat shit, would you go?"

"He didn't ask you to." Yamamoto said weakly.

Officer Zheng: "…………"

From what I heard, if Zhao Han really asked you to eat shit, then you really had to go?

As expected of an island countryman, he's really fucking perverted!

Officer Zheng asked again: "So you said you are spies, do you have any evidence to prove it?"

"Yes, yes, yes, we have been lurking in Xia Country for seven years, I have stolen... and other intelligence, this time I came to steal the spiritual fruit soil and rhizome samples...…”

Yamamoto and Suzuki rushed to prove that they were really spies. They didn't want to stay here for a second. It was worse than death here!

Looking at Yamamoto and Suzuki who kept exploding.

Officer Zheng sighed with relief: "If only all spies were like you."

"Mr. Police, catch us, catch us quickly." Yamamoto stretched out his hands expectantly.

"Click!"

Officer Zheng put rose gold handcuffs on him.

Yamamoto breathed a sigh of relief, and then laughed at Zhao Han: "We are caught, with the protection of the police, let's see how you can torture us!"

Officer Zheng's mouth twitched. He really didn't expect that one day he would become the backer of the island country's spies.

Everyone: "…………"

"Are they crazy because of us?"

"It's possible. They are either crazy or stupid. ”

“It’s a pity that we can’t continue playing…”

The tourists were talking about it and felt regretful.

“Where are your clothes? Why are you naked?” Officer Zheng suddenly realized this.

Zhao Han kindly explained to them: “Before performing the sea of ​​fire, they performed a striptease. We couldn’t refuse even if we wanted to.”

Officer Zheng thought it was a lie, but what did it have to do with him? Could he sympathize with the two spies? He waved his hand and said, “Take them back for questioning.”

“Yes!” The two policemen took Yamamoto and Suzuki, who were only wearing loincloths, away.

Officer Zheng looked at Zhao Han again: “Thank you, Mr. Zhao, for catching two more spies for the country.”

“It’s me! This is my credit!” Xiao Ba flew to him with his wings flapping and corrected him.

Officer Zheng looked at Zhao Han with an inquiring look on his face.

Zhao Han nodded.

Officer Zheng smiled and said, “Xiao Ba is really a spy harvester. I will help you apply for the bonus.” ”

“Don’t mention bonuses all the time, it makes me look vulgar. I just want to contribute to national security.” Xiao Ba is very conscious.

Officer Zheng praised: “Okay, then I won’t report the bonus for catching these two spies.”

“No, no, no, if you can make a little money while contributing to national security, that would be even better.” Xiao Ba smiled in a way that everyone understood.

Everyone was amused by it.

Humans’ joys and sorrows are not connected. Listening to the laughter behind them, Yamamoto and Suzuki just thought they were noisy.