Rural Dad

"No, police comrade, it's unjust, listen to my excuse, it's wrong, listen to my explanation."

Wang Fugui cried out that he was unjust, and his words were slurred when he was anxious: "I paid for the breeding of the bird!"

"You are using the bird to breed yourself." The police officer sneered and glanced at his crotch.

He looked like he had seen through everything.

Wang Fugui's mouth twitched: "It's the money for the breeding of the parrot! I found a parrot to breed!"

"Do you think I'm stupid? Can a parrot chat on the phone?" The police officer felt that his IQ was insulted.

Every time he cracked down on prostitution, the men who were caught would make all kinds of excuses.

But today's excuse was the most outrageous.

"That, I can..." Xiao Ba raised his wings.

"You can... Shit! The bird is talking!"

The police only then noticed that there was a large gray bird lying on the ground that looked half dead.

"This... this seems to be Xiao Ba, right?"

"It looks like Xiao Ba from Village Chief Zhao's family."

A policeman recognized Xiao Ba but was not sure.

After all, Xiao Ba is in Taiping County.

Wang Fugui nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, it's Mr. Ba! The one who is very popular on the Internet. I invited him to come for breeding. The 10 million is for his nutrition!"

The police looked at each other in surprise.

A bird can earn 10 million by selling its body. Look at them, they are really worse than animals!

"Captain, is this... considered prostitution?"

"Yes, it's using money in exchange for sexual services."

"Go to hell, this is shit. The law is set for people, not animals."

The leading police officer returned the phone to Wang Fugui and apologized: "I'm really sorry, we also received a report, so we are conducting a routine official investigation."

"It's okay, it's okay, why don't you sit down and have some tea?" Wang Fugui invited enthusiastically.

"No, it's time to go to work, I'm leaving first."

"Team up!"

The anti-pornography police resigned and left.

"Who the hell is this prank?" Wang Fugui cursed after watching the police leave.

Xiao Ba guessed who it was.

It must be that fat guy Gun Gun!

No wonder he asked Mr. Ba for the address.

Unfortunately, that fat guy only knew that erotic transactions were illegal, but he didn't know that the law doesn't care about animals!

But this helped me get out of it.

Xiao Ba already had an idea in his mind.

"Mr. Ba, continue." Wang Fugui said.

Xiao Ba stood up and shook his head: "Let's stop here, after all, I can't break the law."

"No, the law doesn't care about you animals!"

"Those are other animals. Mr. Ba has always required myself to be human-oriented. After all, I am a celebrity bird now, and I have an idol burden. Doing illegal things can easily corrupt fans." Xiao Ba said righteously.

Wang Fugui: "…………"

This little rhetoric is quite cool.

It makes me look like I have a low level of awareness.

"I'm leaving first, see you later."

After saying that, Xiao Ba flapped his wings and flew away.

"Fuck, you ran away before you finished your job, you have to return half of the money! Damn it, return the money!"

Wang Fugui was spitting out sweet words on the ground.

But Xiao Ba had already flown away.

Because it guessed that Wang Fugui wanted it to return the money.

Just kidding, Master Ba has always been a person who only takes in and never gives out.

Uh... Zhao Han is an exception.

"Boss Wang, how about exposing it? It's a money pit!" The bird park manager suggested.

Wang Fugui glared at him and said, "Stupid! Take good care of these mother birds that Xiao Ba has favored. The chicks they hatch are enough for us to make a lot of money."

How could he offend Zhao Han for this?

At most, he will make less money, but that's still money.

………………

In a teahouse private room, clouds and mist lingered.

Zhang Ya, the innocent elder sister in the eyes of students, the cold goddess in the eyes of Yang Ao, and the good student who studied hard in the eyes of teachers, was smoking a cigarette.

She looked like a gangster girl.

How could she be well-behaved and sensible in front of outsiders?

"How is it, Xiaoya, did that silly boy take the bait?" asked a young man with a buzz cut.

Zhang Ya blew out a smoke ring: "Today, I deliberately cut my finger to have physical contact with him, hoping to further break through the relationship. I didn't expect that his sister and Zhao Han came at the critical moment. I was afraid of being exposed, so I left first."

"You did the right thing. Zhao Han is a shrewd man. You will definitely be exposed in front of him. If you say a few more words, you may be exposed." A yellow-haired man nodded.

A slightly fat young man frowned and sighed: "That's Zhao Han. I still think it's too risky to touch his tiger whiskers."

"Big risks are accompanied by big opportunities. If not, when can we get rich?" The buzz cut man said viciously, but it seemed more like he was cheering himself up.

Then his tone softened:We are not going to attack him directly, and we will not hurt Yang Ao, we just use him to make some money. "

"We will go abroad as soon as we get the money, what can Zhao Han do to us? Besides, this money is a lot in our eyes, Zhao Han may not care at all."

"Xiao Ya, the key to this matter is still on you, take down Yang Ao as soon as possible." Huang Mao said.

Zhang Ya sneered: "That silly boy, I just beckoned to him, and I will deal with him tomorrow."

Then she sighed again: "I didn't realize that this silly boy was Zhao Han's brother-in-law before."

"As soon as possible, after this deal, we will go abroad to enjoy life, and then we will all be fucking superior people! "The buzz cut man roared excitedly.

The others in the room were also breathing heavily.

At night, the lights came on.

With the rapid economic development of Xia Country in the short term.

Even a small city like Taiping County has a night view at night, with neon lights flashing everywhere.

KTV, bars, clubs, Internet cafes, and other entertainment venues are all available.

So the night in the small city is also very lively.

Bang!

Zhao Han pushed open the door of the hospital ward.

He was pushing a wheelchair in his hand.

"Brother-in-law?" Yang Ao looked at him in surprise.

"Don't talk, there's no time to explain, get in the car quickly." Zhao Han patted the wheelchair in his hand.

Yang Ao was confused: "Brother-in-law, where are you taking me, does my sister know?"

"Tonight, I want to activate you." Zhao Han went straight over and picked him up and threw him on the wheelchair.

Yang Ao was confused: "Activate me? ”

Am I in a dead state now?

“Yes, after tonight, you will no longer look down on Zhang Ya, and you will not be playful. You will only focus on studying and making a name for yourself.”

Zhao Han pushed him out and said.

Yang Ao sneered: “Impossible, it is impossible to study, it is impossible in this life, you can only do math problems to maintain the appearance of exams.”

“As for looking down on Xiaoya? This is even more unbelievable, she is my eternal goddess!”

I, Yang Ao, am a man who loves one person!

“You will know when the time comes, men are fickle.” Zhao Han raised his lips.

He pushed Yang Ao out of the hospital.

Then he carried him into the car.

The wheelchair was thrown into the trunk.

With the roar of the engine.

The black BMW 7 Series roared, the dazzling taillights flashed twice, and disappeared at the entrance of the hospital.