Rural Friends Circle
Chapter 1: He is actually a god
Sitting under the apple tree, looking at the WeChat page and the avatar of the heavenly soldier, Tang Feng was still a little confused. He could never have imagined that he had added a fairy from the fairyland as a friend on his WeChat.
The story started half an hour ago. Just half an hour ago, he had just gotten up and left his shabby shack, but when he just walked to the side of the vegetable field, he saw a black mass under the fruit tree from a distance.
He ran closer and saw this black mass, and he was happy. Who the hell is so idle that he sprayed a QR code on his own field? It’s okay to spray a QR code, but it’s so big. The most popular thing is that there is a line of big words printed in the middle, Fairyland Friends Circle.
As a WeChat fan, when you see something new, you naturally have to take a photo and send it to the group as soon as possible.
Thinking in his heart, he quickly took out the domestic mobile phone from his pocket, opened WeChat, turned on the camera, took a picture of the QR code with the words "Xianjie Friends Circle" printed on it, and prepared to send it to his WeChat group.
The photo was taken successfully, clicked to send, and then a strange scene appeared.
Found a new release, software upgrade...
Looking at the words that popped up on the phone screen, Tang Feng was a little dumbfounded, what the hell! My WeChat was upgraded just yesterday, it was the latest release, why is it upgrading again now, and it is automatically upgraded.
Bad bird, it won’t be a virus.
Thinking of the news that he saw on the Internet that mobile phone viruses were caused by casually scanning QR codes, he slapped his legs twice. Could it be that after a thousand days of guarding against thieves, today, he finally got thieves.
However, on second thought, although his WeChat was bound to a bank card, it seemed that his bank card only had a two-digit deposit. I believe that even if the thieves saw this number of deposits, they would be sad.
WeChat's automatic upgrade this time was faster than he could imagine. He was stunned for a moment, and it was already upgraded.
Confused, he logged into WeChat again and entered the WeChat interface. He looked left and right. There was nothing different from before. If he had to say what had changed, it was that there were more red dots in the address book, and it was obvious that someone had added him as a friend.
After entering the address book, there were two more recommended friends at the top of the friend list. After seeing the names of these two newly added WeChat friends, he couldn't help but laugh.
Pan Taoyuan Tianbing·Jia, not to mention this funny name, just looking at the avatar of the Tianbing wearing a silver-white armor, he had to say that this guy was too deep into the play.
Silver Horned Boy, yes, needless to say, this one must be with the previous one, you are the Silver Horned Boy of Taishang Laojun, and I am the Jade Emperor, Tang Feng curled his lips, raised his middle finger, and gestured twice on the mobile phone screen.
Choose to add a friend, and then he entered the circle of friends of Pan Taoyuan Tianbing Jia through the avatar.
Heavenly Soldier A: The 6,000-year birthday of Heavenly General Meng Ben is coming again, but what gift should I prepare? I am just a lowly Heavenly Soldier with limited money. How can I get a good birthday gift? But if I don’t send a birthday gift to Heavenly General Meng Ben, I am afraid he will make things difficult for me. What a headache.
Seeing this self-talking WeChat Moments message, Tang Feng couldn’t help but laugh. This guy is not too deep into the play, he is simply a snake-spirited lunatic.
Look at the WeChat Moments message of the Silver Horned Boy.
Silver Horned Boy: A few days ago, the master refined another furnace of Xiao Huan Dan and asked Jin Jiao and me to eat it as candy, but we have been eating Xiao Huan Dan and Da Huan Dan for thousands of years. We are tired of eating it. I miss the days when we came to the mortal world and had candy people to eat every day.
Seeing this WeChat Moments message, Tang Feng can be sure that these two guys must be in the same group, and it is very likely that they are patients in the same hospital, a mental hospital.
There are lunatics every year, but there are more of them this year. It's the 6,000th birthday, and you think you are a 1,000-year-old turtle.
He felt funny in his heart, and there was nothing to do in the morning, so he thought about teasing these two lunatics. He opened Tian Bing·Jia's circle of friends again and made a comment reply under that message.
"Since Meng Ben doesn't like fairy herbs and elixirs, why don't you collect some rare treasures in the mortal world and give them to him."
Outside the Immortal Realm Pan Tao Garden, Tian Bing·Jia, who was sitting outside the courtyard wall with his head drooping, suddenly heard a vague voice in his consciousness. Tian Bing·Jia hurriedly looked around, but the entire Pan Tao Garden was empty and he didn't find anyone.
"Who is it? Who is talking?"
Tang Feng looked at the message sent by Tian Bing·Jia from Pan Tao Garden on WeChat, and became more and more certain that this was a lunatic.
If he were a normal person, the question he would ask at this time should be "Who are you?" instead of "Who is talking?", which obviously means he has a mental problem.
However, he still decided to play a trick on this possessed person.
"It's me," he quickly sent a message.
In the Immortal Realm Pan Tao Garden, Tian Bing·Jia, who was originally doubting whether he was mentally ill, heard that voice again in his consciousness. This time, he also believed that he was not mentally ill, but someone was really talking to him.
This time, he used the power of the gods to count with his fingers, but he calculated and calculated, but he got nothing. If he could figure it out, it would be a ghost. The Taoist ancestor sealed the human world with supreme magic power thousands of years ago. Since then, humans and immortals have been separated. Even the Jade Emperor could not figure out Tang Feng's whereabouts.
"I wonder which senior you are, can you show yourself?" After confirming that the other party was a senior master, Tianbing·A dared not be careless, and hurriedly stood up and asked respectfully through his spiritual sense.
Act, continue to act, I want to see how long you can act, Tang Feng curled his lips.
"Your position is too low, if I tell you my name, I am afraid it will be a blessing or a curse for you, you'd better not ask again. I happened to be traveling in the world today, and I saw you suffering here, you can tell me why you are worried." After carefully considering the words and confirming that there were no loopholes, Tang Feng sent this pretentious message.
Tang Feng's pretentious words, after being transmitted to Tianbing·A's spiritual sense through WeChat, made this little Tianbing in the fairy world kneel down, and the little sweetheart was frightened and jumped around, and really knelt down.
In the fairy world, only the masters above the thirty-three heavens dare to call themselves the deities. No matter which master the senior who was talking to him was, he was the supreme existence for him, a little heavenly soldier at the bottom of the fairy world.
Tang Feng immediately received an emoticon package of a kneeling little heavenly soldier on WeChat. Seeing this realistic emoticon package, he was really impressed by the other party. This guy was really well prepared, even with this kind of emoticon package.
"Senior, please be merciful. I feel so bitter..." The kneeling heavenly soldier A thought of the sadness of preparing birthday gifts for the heavenly general Meng Ben over the years, and couldn't help but shed tears.
This guy's acting was too realistic. This crying and complaining really made people feel sad and cry. If he didn't act, it would be a waste of talent.
"Since the general Meng Ben doesn't like those fairy herbs and elixirs, but only likes all kinds of rare things, why don't you search in the mortal world? Maybe you can find a few rare things and win the favor of Meng Ben." Tang Feng said with a smile.
This senior is teasing me, right? The mortal world was sealed by the Taoist ancestor thousands of years ago. Not to mention our little heavenly soldier, even the Jade Emperor can't pass his thoughts through the seal, let alone get things from the mortal world to the fairy world. Tianbing·Jia felt bitter in his heart.
Perhaps, my outdated walkman will be a rare treasure in the fairy world. Tang Feng took out the old walkman from his pocket and fantasized boringly.
"Just like this walkman, if you give it to Meng Ben, Meng Ben will definitely like it." While sending this message, he picked up his mobile phone, took a photo of the walkman, and then sent the photo.
Originally, he just wanted to tease Tianbing·Jia again, but when he sent the photo, the Walkman in his hand disappeared out of thin air.
Looking at his empty left hand, Tang Feng squatted there, a little stunned.
I saw a ghost! I can see a ghost even in the daytime!
"Senior, what is this Walkman? It looks very exquisite." Just when Tang Feng was stunned, Tianbing·Jia outside Pantao Garden, holding the Walkman that appeared out of thin air in his hand, was also a little stunned.
Looking at the new message sent by the lunatic on the opposite side, Tang Feng was completely uncalm. What is this rhythm? Could it be that the disappeared Walkman appeared in the other party's hand after he took the photo!
There is a problem, there is definitely a problem here, Tang Feng kept muttering.
"Heavenly Soldier A, I want to ask you, has the Walkman I gave you with my teleportation ability reached you?" He took a deep breath and tried to keep himself calm, sending the message with trembling fingers.
"Senior, you have boundless magical power. I have received the things. I just don't know what the magic of this Walkman is."
After receiving the affirmative reply from the other party, Tang Feng was completely confused. If so, the Walkman was really sent along with the photo. Could it be that the person he had been chatting with was not a lunatic, but a real heavenly soldier from the fairy world!
Thinking of this, he became excited. Heavenly soldiers, they were living heavenly soldiers. Although they were only second-rate gods, they were also gods, and they were heavenly soldiers guarding the Peach Garden.
Peach, a tree full of peaches, if you can get... get a peach, doesn't it mean that you can also become a god?
He took another deep breath and adjusted his mood. His mind was working rapidly. Since he could send items to the other side, did that mean that the person on the other side could also send items to him?
But the problem was that from the other party's previous conversation, it could be seen that the other party did not contact him through WeChat on his mobile phone, but seemed to be talking to himself in his heart. Was it the mind mentioned in the novel, or the consciousness?
"Tian Bing·Jia, I ask you again, when I contacted you, how did you hear my voice?"
Tian Bing·Jia, who was still in surprise, was stunned again when he heard Tang Feng's question. Is there any need to say this? The immortals communicated through the air, naturally through the consciousness. Does it mean that they have to shout at the top of their voices?
Although he had doubts in his heart, he did not dare to ask, and answered honestly: "Of course it is through the consciousness."
Tian Bing·Jia's words also confirmed Tang Feng's guess. Sure enough, it was the consciousness.
Since I can send the item to the other party by taking a photo via WeChat, does that mean that as long as the other party picks up an object and scans it with his spiritual sense, it is possible to send the object to my hands?
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