Rural Friends Circle
Chapter 108: The Feng Shui Master Who Was Frightened to Pee
Tang Feng, who was browsing Erlangshen's WeChat circle of friends, couldn't help laughing when he saw the second inner message that was refreshed.
"Pin Dao already knows what Zhenjun wants. Since Zhenjun wants to prepare a birthday gift for my younger sister Yang Chan, I need to think about it carefully. Zhenjun will give me two days. When the time comes, Pindao How about contacting you again?" He suppressed his smile and sent a message to Erlangshen pretending to be serious.
In the Immortal Dojo, Erlang Shen, who was sitting on the throne, opened his closed third eye again. His handsome face was full of shock. He clearly didn't say anything. This Taoist Wushi, again How do you know what you ask for?
Could it be that this Wushi Taoist is really a certain master from the thirty-third heaven? Otherwise, how could he see through my heart!
With this thought in his mind, he became serious.
"In this case, Xiaodao would like to thank fellow Taoist here in advance. Fellow Taoist behaves according to the rules. Xiaodao has also heard a little about it from Yue Lao. As the saying goes, no reward will be given for no merit. I will give it to you first. I also hope that fellow Taoist will not accept it. Too little.”
Originally, Erlang Shen only planned to exchange two hundred charity for some rare gadgets, but when Tang Feng revealed his thoughts, he felt a little panicked. He didn't even see the things, so he gave three hundred charity first, and then At this moment, he was still drumming in his heart, fearing that he would be disliked by this senior master.
Three hundred virtues, that's three hundred merits. Although as a great god in the immortal world, he has a lot of income from virtues every year, but virtues are related to practice, and he doesn't have much on hand to give away these three hundred merits. He also had some physical pain.
"Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun gave you three hundred merits. Do you want to accept it?" WeChat prompts.
Needless to say, I will definitely accept it.
Looking at the newly added three hundred merits, Tang Feng smiled so hard that he could hardly close his mouth. The great god was indeed a great god, and his actions were not ordinary generous. He didn't even see the gift, so he generously gave away the three hundred merits. .
After the agreed time, Tang Feng ended the conversation with Erlang Shen, sat in the corner, looked at Erlangshen's profile picture on his phone, and just kept smiling. Erlangshen, of course, had an air conversation with Erlangshen.
This time it is Erlang Shen, so in the future, one day, I can also have a deep exchange of close friendship with the great sage of Huaguo Mountain!
He is still very much looking forward to his future contact with Monkey Sun. After all, he has been his most idolized idol since childhood.
Putting aside these random thoughts, he began to seriously consider what kind of gift he should prepare for Yang Chan. If he was just an ordinary fairy, he could wear women's clothing such as stockings, short skirts and sandals, but now Erlang Shen is giving it to his sister Yang Chan is preparing a birthday gift, so she can't just give it away casually.
After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out the reason. In the end, he simply used Du Niang, a big killer. He didn't understand women, but Du Niang knew everything. I believe that here, I Satisfactory answers can be found.
After a cursory glance at the search results on the first page, there were many answers, such as iPhones, digital cameras, roses, designer bags, and countless other things. But he was not very satisfied with any of these. Women in the mortal world might like these things. , but Yang Chan did not see this.
When his eyes accidentally glanced at the words "Creative Music Box", he paused, and soon his eyes lit up.
Perhaps, today's women have no feelings for this music box, but if this thing is placed in the feudal and backward fairy world, I am afraid that it will be an irresistible temptation for any female fairy.
He still vaguely remembered that in that era, for women in that era, a music box was the most luxurious and favorite gift.
Okay, here it is this creative music box. I believe that Yang Chan, who has lived in the fairy world for tens of thousands of years, will definitely like it.
On this day of Pingyang, the weather was calm, just as Tang Feng expected. The Fu family still did not believe in evil after all. They invited three semi-immortals from the surrounding areas who were the most powerful gods. The incense table, yellow paper ghosts, drawings, and talismans were all ready to exorcise ghosts. Just waiting for night to come.
After the sun sets, the sky gradually darkens. In the bedroom upstairs, the three half-immortals have arranged the incense table and other items. The inside and outside of the room are covered with yellow ghost symbols, which can be used as hundreds of talismans. After the red candles were lit one after another, the atmosphere in the whole room became weird.
"Hey, as long as we can get rid of the dirty things on Mr. Fu's body, each of us can get 300,000 yuan. We deserve to make money this time." One of the half-immortals with a goatee fiddled with the peach wood in his hand. Jian, said with a smile.
"Don't be careless. I heard that Mr. Liu from Dongbao came here personally. Instead of being unable to remove the dirt on Master Fu, he actually vomited blood. I'm afraid, this dirt is not simple." A half-immortal said with a solemn voice.
The goatee snorted disdainfully and muttered: "Blind Liu has some abilities, but now he is old and useless. Look at Feng Shui, he is still okay, but when it comes to exorcising ghosts, he is Let’s forget it.”
Just as the three half-immortals were talking, Fu Xuehai, who had been lying in a daze on the big bed behind them, suddenly lit up with a faint blue light in his empty eyes, and then he sat up straight. .
Just at this time, Goatbeard shifted his gaze over. When he saw Fu Xuehai sitting up, he was stunned for a moment. When he saw the blue light flashing in Fu Xuehai's eyes, he couldn't help but shiver.
"Hehehe" a shrill ghost laugh came from Fu Xuehai's mouth.
These three half-immortals, if they want to look at Feng Shui or something, it's barely enough, but if they are asked to exorcise ghosts and catch ghosts, it's really difficult for them. They say they can exorcise ghosts, but in fact, they don't even know what ghosts look like.
Goatbeard shivered, and the peach wood sword in his hand kept gesturing at Fu Xuehai. Didn't those ghost catchers on TV say that ghosts are afraid of peach wood?
Fu Xuehai stood up from the bed, looking at the weird guy in front of him with a dull expression. After a moment, he raised his right hand, waved his big hand, and slapped Goatbeard's face hard, knocking him away directly.
"You are all going to die...die." The voice that sounded like it came from hell echoed in the room. Yes, the voice was echoing, and it didn't disappear for a long time. It was so weird.
At this time, the three Feng Shui masters were completely scared. They also understood that they really encountered a real ghost this time. The man with the goatee screamed repeatedly, regardless of the burning pain on his face, and got up and rushed to the door.
In the living room downstairs, the father and son of the Fu family, who were sitting on the sofa, heard the movement upstairs and looked towards the stairs. They saw the three Feng Shui masters rolling down from upstairs.
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