Saint Ancestor of All Demons

Immortals, gods, and Buddhas seem to be aloof and do not eat the grains of the human world, but Xiang Chen is a person who can use human fireworks to knock their Taoist hearts down to the mortal world.

When the food was finished and the wine was drunk, it was already late at night and everyone was drunk. It must be said that the strength of the Duzu old wine was extremely overbearing. The Holy Emperor of Taichu would become drunk after drinking a few glasses.

Everyone was in confusion, but Di Xuanwei was sitting alone on a chair, holding his cheek in one hand while drinking, his beautiful eyes half blurred and half drunk.

Xiang Chen had already shared his drunkenness with other Dao souls, and he still felt dizzy at this moment.

"Master, can I help you to rest?" Xiang Chen asked tentatively.

Di Xuanwei looked at Xiang Chen and said with a smile: "Xiao Erlang, have you poured some ecstasy soup into your sister? Why do I feel that you are particularly pleasing to the eye today?"

Xiang Chen chuckled and said, "When did you, the boss, dislike me?"

Emperor Xuanwei drank the remaining wine in the glass, stretched out his hand and said: "Help me go to rest!"

"Okay!" Xiang Chen immediately went over like a little eunuch, held Di Xuanwei's hand, and helped her go to the palace. The two of them walked in a somewhat S-shaped path.

After arriving at the palace, Di Xuanwei lay on the bed in an extremely inconspicuous manner, stretched out his long legs and jade feet: "Take off your shoes and socks for me!"

Xiang Chen helped her take off her embroidered shoes and socks, revealing her little feet that were like mutton-fat jade. Her thirty-four-five-year-old feet were so cute, and her toenails were painted with light red nail polish, and her jade toes were like beads.

For people who are foot-controllers, this is a rare treasure.

Xiang Chen looked at Di Xuanwei, who was lying on his side on the bed. He felt his mouth was dry and his heart was throbbing.

"The boss?" Xiang Chen called tentatively.

Di Xuanwei didn't respond, but he snored slightly.

He reached out his hand tremblingly, and his evil hand reached towards Di Xuanwei.

Just when his hand was placed on Di Xuanwei's face, Xiang Chen paused again, and then carefully withdrew his hand.

"Hey - forget it, I'm still not suitable for doing this kind of thing that is worse than a beast. Why do you feel that the elixir has no effect on her, but she just likes me a little? Don't you have the kind of emotion that makes you crazy if you love me?"

Xiang Chen forcibly withdrew the pig's trotters, glanced at Di Xuanwei, and covered his delicate body with the silk quilt.

He turned and left, suppressing the huge evil thoughts in his heart, walked out of the room and closed the door.

Di Xuan, who was lying on his side sleeping, snorted slightly: "You are a lustful kid but not a coward. Fortunately, you didn't mess around, otherwise I would blow your head off."

She stretched again, and then she truly fell asleep.

Outside the door, Xiang Chen leaned against the door and fell asleep just sitting like this. The power of Du Zu's old wine was indeed overbearing.

After a night of silence, the next day, the edge of the sky turned white, and nine red suns slowly rose from the east, jumping out of the sea level of the ancient sky.

The door of the room opened from the inside, and Xiang Chen, who was sleeping against the door, suddenly fell backward.

He opened his eyes, and his head was already covered by his skirt.

Then he kicked his dog on the head with one foot: "What are you looking at? Why don't you sleep in front of my door if you don't go back to sleep?"

Xiang Chen was kicked and rolled around, then he was slapped on the buttocks, and he started to bounce, and said with a smile: "Didn't you drink too much last night? I was at the door to protect your safety, the boss."

Di Xuan sneered slightly: "You little pervert didn't do anything to me last night, did you?"

Xiang Chen was stunned for a moment, then quickly shook his head and said: "No, no, absolutely not. The boss is the goddess in my heart, how can I dare to blaspheme her."

Di Xuanwei smiled evilly again and whispered in his ear: "I deliberately gave you a chance last night, but you didn't even cherish it."

Xiang Chen's eyes instantly lit up: "Then give me another chance today?"

boom--!

A fierce palm blast hit Xiang Chen's body, and Xiang Chen spat out a mouthful of blood. He was knocked out and hit the inner wall, creating a large human-shaped crater.

Di Xuanwei clapped his hands and snorted coldly: "I dare to say that I don't have any blasphemy."

"Go to Captain Wu Su today and ask him to teach you. If you have awakened the blood of the Imperial Witch, but you don't know how to use the Witch Clan, no matter how good your talent is, it will be a waste."

"Yes -" Xiang Chen, who was embedded in the wall and had most of his bones broken, responded with a bitter sigh. This woman's tricks were too deep and she didn't play according to common sense.

"Bago, the infatuation pill you gave is not very reliable. Or is it that Di Xuanwei is already the supreme king of heaven and earth?"

"No, it's impossible, absolutely impossible so fast. She hasn't survived the catastrophe yet."

"Either her physique is too strong, and the effect of the Infatuation Pill is not good on her. But why is it so effective on Di Fenglin? Is it because Di Fenglin's cultivation level is too low?"

Xiang Chen climbed out of the wall and summoned the puppy egg.

A palm-sized villain, Little Dog Dan, appeared in front of Xiang Chen.

At this moment, Little Dog Dan is no different from a human being. He has a nose, eyes, and hair. His facial features are small and delicate. He looks like a Thumbelina.

She looks a bit like a smaller version of Yue Mei, but more beautiful. She obviously looks like Yue Mei. She is wearing a small green skirt and is extremely cute.

But the name Xiang Chen chose was too harmful to people's image.

"Here, give me a blow."

"Hey! Hey!" Puppy Dan puffed up his cheeks and blew on Xiang Chen. The medicinal gas poured into Xiang Chen's body. At this moment, all the broken bones on Xiang Chen's body were healed and spliced.

"Young man, Xiaoerlang, I'm going to blow up the school with a pack of explosives on my back. I'm not afraid of the sun or the wind and rain. I'm just afraid that the explosives aren't strong enough and it won't collapse. I won't be able to see my parents -"

After recovering from his injuries, Xiang Chen collected the little puppy, put his little hands behind his back, and went to find Captain Wu Su while humming a tune.

On the martial arts field in the manor, Captain Wu Su was already standing there in a fancy outfit, waiting for Xiang Chen.

"Hehe, boy, you are so brave. Yesterday you dared to sneak into the master's bedroom, and you can still stand up today." Captain Wu Su smiled strangely.

Xiang Chen boasted and said, "Then you have to stand up. The one who can't stand up should be the boss."

Captain Wu Su said angrily: "Just make this a joke on me. If the third child knows, he will beat you to death."

Xiang Chen was surprised when he heard this and asked: "The third captain likes the boss?"

"None of us like the big boss, but we all understand the reality clearly. The big boss is not something ordinary people like us can conquer. But the third child can't bear to see this. He is crazy about the big boss.

Okay, stop talking nonsense. The master said that your fighting methods are too simple and only use the innate magic of our witch clan. Let us train you one by one. "

Captain Wu Su twisted his neck and said calmly: "You have Wu blood, right? Use your most powerful space method to attack me!"