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In the suburbs of Shenzhen, the atmosphere was very embarrassing, and the police didn't know how to answer the call.

Are you kidnapped by the suitcase?

At this moment, a sudden voice came.

"So will your conscience hurt?"

Hearing this voice, many policemen at the scene could not help standing silently, while looking at the suitcase beside Zhang Wei's feet with a strange expression.

The voice just came formally from there.

"Hey, hello, is it really appropriate for you to dismantle your boss's platform?" Zhang Wei said immediately.

"Then you can't spit people like this."

The suitcase immediately counterattacked.

Police Nima, this suitcase is really fine, will you still quarrel with others?

Not only the police, but the Lori anchor who came over with the mobile phone was also taken aback, and it even exploded directly at the moment during the live broadcast.

"Don't you, is Zhang Shenjia's suitcase so unique?"

"I was actually powdered by a suitcase."

"Is this suitcase really refined?"

"The police uncle is about to draw his gun."

"Kneel Zhang Shen."

At that moment, Zhang Wei's police fan's face was a bit unnatural.

Your suitcase is too evil, right?

It was still the Lori anchor who interrupted this strange quarrel.

I saw her spreading two short legs and hurried to Zhang Wei, shouting in worship

"Are you really Zhang Shen? I'm a fan. I'm so happy to see you."

Zhang Wei could not help turning his head.

"How happy"

Loli Anchor ""

How happy is this? What the **** is this?

At this moment, the barrage is directly laughing crazy.

"It's still that recipe, it's that cheap taste."

"Yes, this is undoubtedly Zhang Shen himself."

"Loli estimates that her brain is down."

Fortunately, the police finally recovered, and hurriedly said, "This gentleman, according to the relevant laws of our country, you are suspected of dangerous driving."

Zhang Wei immediately interrupted him, "which law"

I don’t know which law the police are under.

"According to the traffic law."

"But dangerous driving is regulated by the criminal law"

The police really want to hit someone

"Then according to criminal law."

"However, in the criminal law, dangerous driving refers to violations of relevant laws and regulations and acts that endanger public safety when driving a motor vehicle on the road. But I haven't driven a motor vehicle. Can the luggage be considered a motor vehicle?"

The policeman is so speechless, so angry

"That's how I can go"

Seeing that the police were speechless, Zhang Wei spoke again.

Policemen

The anchor of Loli finally recovered, and hurriedly shouted, "Wait, Zhang Shen, let's go together"

The police "You come back to me."

Loli Anchor "You can't say Zhang Shen, will you bully me?"

Is it really appropriate for the police to do this

"You have just been speeding and suspected of dangerous driving. In addition, do you have a driver's license in adulthood?"

The Lori anchor suddenly shouted and shouted, "I am an adult and have a driver's license, and I just opened 130 yards, where is it dangerous"

"Dangerous driving refers to driving vehicles chasing and racing. You have just been chasing others, so you are suspected of dangerous driving."

"Then why Zhang Shen is fine"

I also want to know the police.

"Don't worry about others, please come back to the police station with us now."

"Isn't it so serious to go to the police station?" The anchor of Loli cried suddenly.

At this time, Zhang Weiwen, who had already walked away, stopped.

"You just said that dangerous driving will return to the police with you"

The police "yes"

"Then I will go back with you."

Are you teasing me, police?

The Lori anchor immediately changed her attitude after hearing Yan Yan, "Then I will return to the police station with you."

The police are afraid that they might have met two fools today.

At this moment, Zhang Wei’s fan policeman couldn’t help smiling and said, “Zhang Shen, what are you doing?”

As a fan, he naturally did not want Zhang Wei to get into trouble. Although it was not a big deal, the situation was not serious. At most, he would be educated and fined.

So just now the police opened his eyes and let him go.

What Cheng thought he ran back by himself.

Zhang Wei heard the words and said immediately, "Then, can't I get a taxi here? I don't have any money on my body. I just thought you would just take you to the bureau."

Police feelings, are you going to rub the free car?

Loli Anchor

Barrage

Your brain circuit is really a bit different

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