Salted Fish Learn to Play Technology

　　 Zhang Wei, who rejected the No. 1 chief's call, is pretending to be dead!

　　 "Xiaowei, you can help."

　　 Aside from Chen Sisi, she is unnaturally cute.

　　 For Zhang Wei, Chen Sisi is undoubtedly concerned.

　　Because of her concern, she will confront Zhang Wei and her physical education teacher time and again during college, and give Zhang Wei food and drink from time to time.

　　All of this, in summary, is for Zhang Weihao.

　　If it is not clear that the other party is really for his own good, with Zhang Wei's salted fish character, he has long been impatient to trouble him everywhere, trying to get his class teacher to black out.

　　 It can even be said that the reason why Chen Sisi will be like this is completely Zhang Wei connivance, the default.

After all, the 12 years of salted fish have been too long and boring. There are too few and too few things in this world that can make Zhang Wei feel fun. There is such a happy friend who fights with him wisely. Ok.

　　If you really lie there every day and bask in the sun, what is the difference from death?

　　 Therefore, when Chen Sisi exhausted all the means and wanted Zhang Wei to help her, Zhang Wei began to pretend to die, and then watched Chen Sisi's performance with great joy.

　　 "No, I have a backache, I can't stand up!"

　　After watching Chen Sisi uncharacteristically sell it for a while, Zhang Wei hummed and said.

　　 "Is there a wheelchair?" Chen Sisi said suddenly.

　　 "No, don't you say that wheelchairs are like disabled people? I can't take wheelchairs anymore."

　　Chen Sisi······Cool, when have you been so obedient?

　　However, despite the explosion in her heart, she can only endure when she is now asking for help.

　　 "That, in fact, it doesn't matter if I sit down occasionally. After all, people all over the country are used to it."

　　 Zhang Wei rolled his eyes suddenly: Is this ironic? Means that people all over the country laugh at him lazily? Don't be brave!

　　 Then he said again, "That won't work either. My waist is so painful, it hurts even if I sit."

　　Chen Sisi couldn't help but clenched her teeth, don't overdo it!

　　 reminded himself time and time again that Chen Sisi was able to endure when people were under the eaves.

　　 "Then let me give you a press?"

　　 "Will this be too much trouble for you!" Zhang Wei said suddenly.

　　Chen Sisi clenched his fists behind his back and gritted his teeth, "You still know that it will trouble people!"

　　However, she had to say on the surface: "How come, you are the teacher's proudest student. If you are in poor health and die early in the year, the teacher will be heartbroken."

　　 Zhang Wei: Are you cursing me at all?

　　 "Since this is the case, then trouble the teacher."

　　 Chen Sisi gritted his teeth and said with a smirk: "No trouble, no trouble!"

　　Dare you dare to fake? You are lying on the sofa, are you afraid of troublesome performance?

　　Although there are ten thousand sentences in her heart, she still presses Zhang Wei up.

　　 "emmm, go up a little bit more."

　　 "emmm, go up a little bit more."

　　 "Go a little further to the left."

　　 "It's much more, go to the right a little more."

　　Chen Sisi·····I want to strangle this bastard!

　　 "Ah yes, this is the place. If you try harder, it's really sore and painful."

　　Chen Sisi: I will endure!

　　 "Is this enough?"

　　 "You can use more force."

　　Chen Sisi was already dripping with sweat at this time, thinking when she was a university teacher, when did she do this kind of work.

　　 gritted his teeth at this time: "How about this?"

　　However, someone still picks and chooses four ways: "It is still not strong enough, it seems that my waist is not good."

　　Chen Sisi: Do you dare to be more rogue?

　　 However, when the person was under the eaves, she could only continue to endure. Immediately after she gritted her teeth, she threw off her two slippers directly, sat together, and sat directly on Zhang Wei's back, even pressing hard.

　　 "Is it heavy enough?"

　　Zhang Wei: I almost didn't take your waist off.

　　 "You are really heavy enough."

　　Chen Sisi·····Yah, you dare to say that the old lady is fat, are you looking for death!

　　 Immediately, she pushed harder on Zhang Wei's back, sinking.

　　110 "It's so comfortable!"

　　 Zhang Wei: I have to sit out for dinner overnight!

　　 "Teacher, I think you should consider losing weight."

　　 "What are you talking about?" Chen Sisi suddenly exhibited the Dajin Fall Dafa.

　　Zhang Wei······"Nothing, nothing, I think your massage technique is superb. If you open a massage shop in the future, you will definitely make a fortune."

　　Chen Sisi: Do you think the old lady is pressed by anyone?

　　 Just then, a figure came in suddenly, and immediately heard Zhang Yingxue exclaimed: "What are you doing?"

　　Chen Sisi hurriedly stood up, "We didn't do anything?"

　　Zhang Yingxue·····Guess it or not?

　　 At this time Zhang Wei explained: "I just said that my waist is a bit sore, she had to volunteer to give me a massage in the old class."

　　Chen Sisi: "Are you afraid of being struck by lightning when you say this? Am I voluntary?"

　　 However, Zhang Yingxue's concern is not this.

　　 "What's wrong with your waist?"

　　Chen Sisi: Do you dare to be more eccentric? .