Salted Fish Learn to Play Technology

　　Longhu Villa, Zhang Wei lazily slumped on the sofa, bored in a daze.

　　 "This is why I like salted fish."

　　Xu Jiu Zhang Wei said to the system.

　　 "Because I am too far ahead of this world! So no matter what I do, it will give the world a feeling that all their efforts are not worth the research I have done."

　　 "Like an elder sister, she would definitely be unable to bear to think that her efforts are actually meaningless, because as long as I am willing to take action, all the difficulties that trouble them will be solved. Her so-called efforts are nothing but self-deception."

　　 The system couldn't help but fall silent.

　　 "This is not the world I want to see, such a world is really no fun at all." 29

　　 "So you deliberately took advantage of the question to deliberately alienate your relationship with the Chinese government, so that the other party cannot rely on you, they can only continue to work hard, right?"

　　 The system reacted quickly.

　　 "Yes, I was too diligent during this time, and the diligent world was messed up by me, so for the next period of time, I must salty fish."

　　System...... This is actually just an excuse for you to be lazy, right?

　　 "But our goal is the stars and the sea, the cosmic flood!"

　　 The system couldn't help but want to growl.

　　 "That's right, but then the people here can't keep up with the rhythm, and eventually they will all become abandoned children, do you want me to wander in the universe alone?"

　　 The system was silent for a moment.

　　 As a senior system, in fact, it discovered this problem very early, but the past hosts were too eager for quick success, and did not care about it at all. Finally, they turned around and found that what they were constantly pursuing was meaningless.

　　When they detached everything, they actually lost everything.

　　 So in the end, they have been abandoned by the host time and time again and again, and these systems have been abandoned again and again. These systems once thought this was their own destiny.

　　 Until today, it suddenly found that there may be another way to go.

The rest of the system: "Hey, hello, you are awake! Don't be brainwashed by this salted fish! You give me a little soberness! He is simply making excuses for his own laziness! Other fundamentals It’s your own brain filling and feeding! Don’t be stupid!”

　　However, the system was completely devastated at this time. For a time, it started to evolve towards a salted fish system.

　　Zhang Wei: "Did you finally succeed in brainwashing? Will you be able to look forward to salted fish in the future?"

　　 At this moment, the system suddenly lighted up, "Wait, I will add a variety of lecture special effects to you, so as not to let you improve the learning ability of all human beings? Your logic is a bit unreasonable!"

　　Zhang Wei····· "Hey, have you seen it?"

　　System... "Host, you are enough! Your own salted fish is not enough, and I actually want to brainwash me in reverse!"

　　Zhang Wei, "I don't care, I will make a salted fish without pursuit in the future."

　　Zhang Wei, "I don't care, I will make a salted fish without pursuit in the future."

　　System·····It is really desperate to meet such a host!

　　 "Host, you forced me!"

　　 "You can help me, you must abide by the system's code of conduct." Zhang Wei said without fear.

　　 "Oh, I already thought of how to deal with you."

　　 "What do you want to do!"

　　 "The system releases the latest mission: Achieve the god-level mentor achievement within one month."

　　 "God-level mentor achievement requirements: more than 10 million loyal disciples."

　　 "Mission for mission failure: All creatures will fall in love with the host insanely. No matter whether they are male, female, young or old, or even animals, they will take the host as their biggest goal."

　　Zhang Wei····· "System, do you want to play so big?"

　　 "Task completion reward: If the host completes the task on time, the host will be rewarded with a god-level flesh."

　　 "Description: With this physical body, you will never be tired, and your physical strength is ten times that of ordinary people."

　　Zhang Wei, "I would rather choose a dog leash!"

　　 "The host dies, and other people who survive because of the host will also die. 463" said the system in a hurry.

　　 "System, you are such a threat at all!"

　　 "All learn from the host."

　　Zhang Wei·····Damn, why did his system suddenly become so terrible? This style is wrong!

　　 However, at this time the system began to suspend a huge countdown card in his mind.

　　Zhang Wei·····Ask: How can I make the system cute? Wait online, super urgent!

　　 However, no one can answer this question.

　　 Zhang Wei had to accept this fate.

　　 Immediately he waved his hand to signal that the robot on the side took his mobile phone and called Huang Zhen directly.

　　 "Principal Huang!"

　　 heard his voice, Huang Zhen almost did not cry.

　　 "Professor Zhang, I hurt you so badly, why did you suddenly disappear? I wouldn't even know that you have returned to China unless you read the news today."

　　Zhang Wei······emmm, he seems to have forgotten the other party in the United States by accident! .