Salty fish learn to play technology

Hearing the director’s question, several technicians immediately started talking.

“Originally, the number of people in Zhang Wei’s live broadcast room was hundreds of thousands at the beginning, but because no people were photographed for several days, the audience lost a lot, and there were 200,000 left.”

“You wait!” Hearing this, the director hurriedly shouted to stop.

“You said you didn’t photograph anyone? And then there are hundreds of thousands of popularity? ”

“Yes, at the beginning, the filming team went to visit his house, but no one answered the door for a long time, they thought that there was no one in the other party’s house, but at night, the lights in their house suddenly turned on, it turned out that the other party had been at home, but they didn’t answer the door.”

Director… Why do you feel that this guy is a little annoying?

“Then the shooting team was anxious, and immediately went to call another door, and the result was…”

“And it turned out?”

“As a result, the police came and arrested the shooting team back to the bureau.”

Director… He was wrong, this guy is not a little angry, but very angry!

“Why don’t I know about this.”

“The filming team was taken back to educate, and then released on the spot, so it was not reported to the stage.”

Filming team: Isn’t it shameful enough to be caught in the bureau? And what everyone knows? We don’t want face?

“And what about later?”

“Later, the filming team waited outside the other party’s door for three days, and the other party was stunned and did not show up once in these three days.”

Hearing this, the director couldn’t help but gasp for air, this operation is simply commotion!

At this time, he suddenly thought of something: “Are you saying that the shooting team filmed empty for three days, and there were hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room?” ”

The technicians nodded in unison.

The director couldn’t help but gasp, how terrifying this guy’s popularity is!

“You go on.”

“In the end, the shooting team couldn’t hold on, and as a result, Zhang Wei finally went out this morning.”

“And then the crew convinced him?”

“No, he said a few words to the shooting team and ran directly.”

“Just run! Ran, too! “The director only felt that his brain was buzzing for a while, what kind of development is this?

Taking a deep breath, the director gritted his teeth a little and asked, “And then?” ”

“Then the shooting team planned to drive to chase each other, but they were directly thrown off by his wheelchair.”

“Wait a minute!” The director couldn’t bear it when he heard this.

“What did you say you got rid of him?”

“Wheelchair!”

“Wheelchair? Is this like words? You mean, the car of the shooting crew has not run a wheelchair yet? Also, how did he get in a wheelchair? Is it inconvenient to legs and feet? ”

“No, he said in the live broadcast later, that wheelchair is his means of transportation.”

“Wheelchairs as transportation?” The director was broken down at the moment, and he felt that the world was abandoning him.

Is this how people perform art today? And use wheelchairs as transportation?

“Don’t say, his wheelchair is really fast, I look at the Internet, a Ferrari has been overtaken by him.”

Director…” Are you sure you’re not telling me a joke? ”

“How dare I lie to you, what I said is true, his wheelchair not only runs super fast, but also flies.”

Director…” You go, the wheelchair will still fly? I think you want to fly. ”

Technicians… What’s wrong with people now? To be honest, no one believes it?

“Really, when his wheelchair was flying, many people took videos and made headlines.”

Saying that, the technician directly called up a video taken by a passer-by and Zhang Wei flying down the steps in a wheelchair.

Director… Nima, this is embarrassing!

And is this wheelchair fine? Okay, after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become fine?

“Since the shooting team was dumped, why is it filmed again now?”

The director changed the topic with some embarrassment.

“The shooting team analyzed at that time that Zhang Wei must have gone to Meizi makeup, and then drove to where to rush, and when they arrived, they just saw a Wuzhi 10 parked on the roof of Meizi Building.”

“Wait a little longer, why did a Wu Zhi 10 pop up again? Isn’t this latest helicopter still flying? ”

“But no, so the shooting team was also very curious at that time, and immediately went over to interview, and only then did I know that the Wuzhi 10 was driven by the National Academy of Space Research.” And the reason why they found Meizi Mansion was to find Zhang Wei. ”

Director… This Zhang Wei is really busy.

“When our shooting team met the president of Meizi Makeup, they also happened to meet the experts of the Space Academy and Zhang Wei, and they witnessed a transaction worth one billion yuan.”

Director… I’m not even surprised!

“As a result, because of this series of reasons, Zhang Wei’s live broadcast room exploded directly, and the number of people increased.”

At this time, a technician shouted: “The danger is lifted, the bandwidth application is down!” ”

As soon as the words fell, the technical supervisor ran in, “Just now I explained the situation to the competent unit, and they directly gave us an urgent treatment.” ”

When the director heard this, he couldn’t help nodding, the technical director did a good job, and the matter of pants didn’t matter with him.

Just as he was about to praise the other party, an exclamation came from the live broadcast screen.

Everyone in the technical department immediately looked at the live broadcast screen.

I saw a gray-haired old man in the camera, shouting with a shocked face:

“What? This wheelchair actually uses superconductor reverse action technology? ”

All??? What are you talking about?

PS: Are you planning to kill salted fish author mushrooms? Actually another 1000 flowers? But can you experience the despair of skyrocketing flowers and not moving?