Salty fish learn to play technology

In Zhang Wei’s house, Chen Sisi quickly put a bunch of dishes on the table, and then asked with a strange look: “What about Yingxue?” ”

Zhang Wei lay on the sofa and pretended to be dead, and replied listlessly when he heard this: “She hasn’t come back yet.” ”

Chen Sisi couldn’t help but look strange, “Aren’t you together?” Why didn’t we come back together? ”

Zhang Wei waved his hand when he heard this, “This is a long story, in short, she will be back soon in a while.” ”

As soon as the words fell, his stomach rang.

Suddenly, Chen Sisi and Xiao Qi looked over together.

Zhang Wei gave a dry laugh, “There are too many things today, so I had a simple lunch on the plane, and then I was busy until now.” ”

“Are you busy until now?” Chen Sisi suddenly showed a look of disbelief.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei didn’t bother to explain, and immediately lay there and continued to pretend to be dead.

Seeing this, Chen Sisi couldn’t help but look strange, “Aren’t you hungry?” Come and eat something first.” ”

Zhang Wei shook his head, “Let’s wait for my sister to come back and eat together, otherwise it will be troublesome to eat twice.” ”

Chen Sisi… How lazy you are, you don’t even bother eating.

Wordlessly rolling his eyes, Chen Sisi immediately found a plate, sandwiched a few pieces of roasted meat, and then sat down next to Zhang Wei.

I saw that she skillfully sent a piece to Zhang Wei’s mouth, and Zhang Wei ate it extremely naturally.

Xiao Qi on the side couldn’t help but roll his eyes at Zhang Wei.

“You still have the face to say that I don’t eat and enjoy yourself?”

At this time, Chen Sisi glanced at Zhang Wei angrily, “I’m really afraid that one day you will starve yourself to death.” ”

Zhang Wei waved his hand indifferently when he heard this, “Don’t worry, you can’t die of hunger, I invented a pill, as long as you eat one, you can not be hungry for a day.” ”

Chen Sisi… What are you studying all day?

Speechlessly glanced at Zhang Wei, Chen Sisi suddenly remembered: “By the way, you are about to graduate, how are you preparing for your graduation thesis?” ”

“Dissertation?” Zhang Wei couldn’t help but ask out loud.

“yes, don’t tell me you don’t know.” Chen Sisi suddenly looked at him extremely sharply.

Zhang Wei… The conscience of heaven and earth, he really does not know. The impression seemed to have heard someone say that, but he didn’t care at the time, and he directly diverged it.

“Actually, I don’t think this kind of thing is necessary at all.”

Chen Sisi… Look into my eyes, you understand on your own.

“Does that person you think is as good as me still needs a diploma?”

“Unless you want to be beaten to death by your sister.”

Zhang Wei… Why is this sentence so picturesque.

As soon as he raised his head, he immediately saw Zhang Yingxue standing in front of him at an unknown time.

“Hey, sister, you’re back.” Zhang Wei sat up instantly, as if it was full of electricity.

Zhang Yingxue glanced at Zhang Wei, then at Chen Sisi, and then squinted and said, “I just heard someone say that I don’t need a graduation certificate?” ”

Zhang Wei suddenly looked around, “Is there any?” Who is so ignorant? ”

Everyone… Doesn’t your conscience hurt?

“It’s best if you don’t have it.”

Zhang Wei couldn’t help but secretly wipe his sweat.

At this time, Chen Sisi fell into the well and said: “Then you have to hurry, the graduation thesis will be handed in soon.” ”

Zhang Wei…

“By the way, after the graduation thesis is prepared, there will be a graduation defense.”

“Graduation defense?” Zhang Wei couldn’t help but take a breath of cold air.

“Isn’t it just a career? Is it so troublesome? ”

“Is this trouble? It’s simply that you’re lazy. ”

Zhang Wei… I was speechless.

At this time, his heart moved, “You guys say, if I directly become a professor, or even a president, will I still need to get a graduation certificate?” ”

“You’re a professor?” Chen Sisi suddenly rolled his eyes and said, “Don’t daydream all day.” ”

Zhang Wei was excited at this time, “Yes, why didn’t I expect it before?” Doesn’t becoming a professor eliminate the need to get a bachelor’s degree? ”

Chen Sisi couldn’t help but look at Zhang Yingxue, “Why did this kid still burn out his brain?” ”

Zhang Yingxue looked strange.

“What he said was true.”

Chen Sisi… Are you kidding me?

“Are you stupid for me? He didn’t even graduate from a bachelor’s degree, which school would be stupid enough to ask him to be a professor? Are they crazy? ”

Zhang Yingxue looked at Chen Sisi’s hysterical appearance and couldn’t help sighing.

Sooner or later, this poor child will be driven crazy.

Zhang Wei shrugged indifferently, “Who knows!” Maybe they’re really crazy. ”

Seeing their appearance, Chen Sisi couldn’t help but say: “Don’t be kidding, is it interesting to tease me?” ”

However, Zhang Yingxue and Zhang Wei looked at her calmly.

For a while, the smile on Chen Sisi’s face couldn’t help but disappear little by little.

“You’re not going to tell the truth, are you?”

“What do you say?”

“How is this possible? Is the world crazy? ”

Zhang Yingxue looked at a girlfriend who was going crazy, and couldn’t help but sympathize with her back, “Don’t get excited, slowly you will get used to it.” ”

Chen Sisi… I can’t get used to it, okay?