Salty fish learn to play technology

“Okay, okay, if you can make ten robots today, I’ll give you a new alloy shell.”

Seeing that Xiao Ba had a tendency to evolve towards chatter, Zhang Wei hurriedly interrupted it.

Xiao Ba’s eyes suddenly lit up when he heard Zhang Wei’s promise: “Really, master, love you!” ”

Zhang Wei… Please, figure out your identity! You’re a robot, and selling cute is not a skill you should have.

But fortunately, he finally didn’t need to give instructions step by step, and for this point, Zhang Wei endured this flaw.

Immediately, Zhang Wei lay on his back in a massage chair, leisurely watching Xiao Ba’s various busyness.

Just after a while, Zhang Wei hurriedly shouted, “Wait, why are these new robots painted by you like this ghost?” ”

Xiao Ba: “Xiao Ba didn’t do anything.” ”

Zhang Wei…

Please, even if you are cunning, you are too unconvincing to deny it while drawing graffiti on the new robot, huh?

Xiao Ba: “Please don’t care about these details, as long as the robot can work, it doesn’t matter what it looks like.” ”

Zhang Wei: “Why can’t I feel sincerity at all when I listen to this?” ”

“If that’s the case, then why do you have to change to the latest alloy shell?”

“Of course, it’s because it’s more handsome and pleasing to the owner!”

Zhang Wei… Who just said that the appearance of the robot doesn’t matter at all? And are you really a robot?

At this time, Zhang Wei only felt a pain in his brain, what kind of player did he make?

“Master, Xiao Ba assembled a brand new robot in only half an hour, Xiao Ba is not super powerful.”

Zhang Wei… I really want to tear you down!”

“Master, don’t you think that the productivity of such a piece manual production is a bit low? Xiao Ba is by no means questioning the master’s wisdom, in Xiao Ba’s eyes, the master is the most handsome, smartest, and saltiest fish in the world… Slip of the tongue. ”

Zhang Wei: “I really want to dismantle this robot.” ”

System: “Host, are you sure you are learning AI technology?” ”

“Didn’t you choose all the books?”

“But why do I always feel that it is more like an intelligent girlfriend specially made by the host cannot find a girlfriend?”

“You get out!”

Looking at Xiao Ba, Zhang Wei couldn’t stop a pain in his brain at this time.

However, Xiao Ba had some truth in what he said, and immediately Zhang Wei reissued the order: “In this way, you let the other robots each be responsible for producing a part, and then you are responsible for assembling it.” ”

“Xiao Ba received, the master is wise and martial…”

“You shut up for me.”

“Master, don’t you love Xiao Ba? You are actually fierce Xiaoba, Xiaoba is so sad, but Xiaoba will not blame the master. ”

Zhang Wei… Nima, how desperate!

“I don’t blame you, just a little tired and want to be quiet.”

“Really, that’s great, Xiaoba doesn’t speak, but how long will it take for Xiaoba to speak again?”

“······”

“Wait until you build ten robots.”

“Xiao Ba understands, the master go to sleep quickly.”

Zhang Wei, who had a pain in his braincase, immediately went back to his room, ready to sleep to make up for his dead brain cells.

“It seems that to be an intelligent robot again, it must simplify its language system.”

“No, I’m going to write this into the basic guidelines of robotics.”

“Rule 1: Robots must not harm any human life.”

“Guideline 2: Robots must not be optimized and upgraded on their own.”

“Rule 3: Robots must not modify and make smart chips.”

“Rule Four: Robots must not betray their owners.”

“Rule 5: Robots must not talk too much.”

System: “Host, are you serious about this fifth rule?” ”

“I want you to take care of it.”

After reformulating the new basic guidelines for robots, Zhang Wei fell asleep with peace of mind.

Through Xiaoba, he found that the intelligent robot seemed to be a little too smart.

To design the robot later, it is still necessary to take a professional route.

For example, robots that specialize in pruning gardens, robots that specialize in maintaining houses, and robots that specialize in cleaning.

In this way, there will be no more such a situation as Xiaoba.

As for Xiao Ba, after all, it is the first robot he made, and he still has feelings, so let’s leave it for the time being.

Thinking about it, Zhang Wei slowly fell asleep.

I don’t know how long it took, a voice exploded in his ears.

“Master, Xiao Ba is done, Xiao Ba is done.”

Zhang Wei… Why am I so reluctant to tear down this bastard? It’s really lard blinding.

It’s just that in the end, he still didn’t dismantle Xiaoba, but listlessly looked at the picture that Xiaoba didn’t know what to find.

“Master, do you think this shape looks good, or is this shape good? Does the owner like the cute type or the mighty type? ”

“I like the quiet one.”

“The owner doesn’t like Xiao Ba, Xiao Ba is so sad…”

Do you know that you are not quiet?

“Stop, it’s good like this now, I’ll go back and change a super alloy shell for you.”

“But Xiao Ba thinks that the wheels on his body are strange and ugly.”

“I’ll go back and unload the wheel.”

“What about the owner’s trip? Xiaoba can’t fly. ”

“I’ll build another specialized car-type robot.”

“The host is the best, the host is Saigao.”

“You give me quiet. I’m going to sleep now, you go play by yourself. ”

“But Xiao Ba just wants to stay by the master’s side.”

“You get out!”

“Yes, master.”

Zhang Wei: Is there a way to make the robot stop talking? Wait online, it’s quite urgent!