Sand Sculpture Demon King, Online Farming

01.

During the filming of the film, most of Irwin’s eggs (...) were successfully hatched, and a group of mutated poultry emerged from the shells. Hill threw them directly to the tauren tribe, letting The tauren helped raise it.

The tauren race is one of the most close to nature in the demons, second only to the night elves, and they also have a tradition of grazing and breeding, so it is safe to give these things to Hill.

Hill once thought about getting some cows from the human world for the tauren to breed, but the dark elf Albrecht persuaded him to give up this idea: "My lord, I think the tauren will try to do strange things to those cows."

Hill felt inexplicably shocked: "They are two races!"

"Humans and siren are also two races, the siren in the movie also has fish tails." Albrecht said flatly, "There are still many humans who want to find siren as wives."

"But the siren has a human upper body... Forget it, I get it, cows also have tauren heads..." After Hill finished speaking, he felt too naive, and then he remembered a news he had read before and said An Australian beer company originally had a brownish-orange beer with a dent on the bottom of the bottle, which was the same as the elytra of a certain female beetle. So there were groups of beetles that had to mate with the bottle, which resulted in a rapid fertility rate of that beetle. The decline almost became an endangered species. The end was that the beer company had to change the design.

Hill almost knelt after seeing it.

This is really curious.

Speaking of which, every world has this kind of curious setting.

Abandoning the idea of ​​raising cattle for the time being, Hill decided to wait and see what happened to the mutant poultry. In addition, he made some big-name ear pendant pendant jewelry designs on the Internet, and then gave them to the dark elves, let them try it out with dexterous hands.

This type of jewelry depends on the raw materials and the craftsmanship. If you look at the raw materials, some famous jewelry brands on the earth have crazy premiums, and the premiums include craftsmanship, brand effects, and advertising costs.

Hill's current thinking is very clear, focusing on movies and then developing other commercial activities. Movies are their current biggest advantage. Based on this, they can expand and create brand effects-this is a relatively safe and realistic approach.

Of course, there are inevitably the surroundings of "Daughter of the Sea" in those jewelry, such as fish tail earrings and pendants with the silhouette of the Siren Princess. The ip can be squeezed as much as possible. Hill, who was short of money, thought eagerly.

02.

After hearing that the Demon King was making a movie, Aligeli, the Lich of the Five Great Elders, came over and offered himself and said that he could be responsible for the special effects part. But this movie doesn't need these at the moment, and Ali Gheli said euphemistically that maybe he could play one of the roles.

What Hill didn't know was that Ali Gheli came to eat food... During the filming process, the crew ate together, and the food came from Hill's recipes.

In this regard, Hill felt a little at a loss. He didn't understand why Ali Gheli suddenly became so enthusiastic, but since his five elders value the movie very much, let him come over.

Hmm... The original plan was to play a paladin.

Alighieri almost coughed up his heart when he heard the role he was playing. Then he clutched his chest and said, "My lord, you can let the paladins of the church stationed in the lower realm play the role. Let the lich play the paladin, too It's young."

Hill subconsciously said no, but after thinking about it, it seemed okay.

The relationship between him and Monroe is now less rigid.

The Paladins have been stationed in the lower realm for nearly five months, during which they only have regular wartime supplies, which means that their food is extremely poor. Every time the Dark Knight Goldnia went to the human world, Hill asked him to ask Monroe if they had anything to bring. At first, the Paladins would definitely not let go and accept this kindness, but Hill asked Goldnia to ask every time, and the paladins gradually relaxed after asking too much.

There is a saying that the iron rod is ground into a needle, not to mention that the human heart is made of flesh... Although the previous sentence now has a different insignificant meaning.

Moreover, Hill often asked Irvin to give the Paladin a part of the meal—of course only a part, perhaps only enough for one or two people. Of course he did this deliberately. He is not a philanthropist. If he can seduce all the Paladins, the benefits he can get are not even a little bit.

Under such an offensive, the attitude of the Paladins naturally improved a lot.

Thinking of this, Hill pulled out a bunch of recipes on his phone and jotted it down, then snapped his fingers and said, "Irwin."

The flame in the fireplace rose high, and Irvin walked out of the fire wearing a top hat, and then saluted Hill, "My King." Irvin, who appeared in front of Hill at this time, possessed a fiery red Hair and golden eyes, with deep facial features, his body exudes a flame-like aura. It's pretty pretty.

Hill raised his eyebrows. "Why have you become human?"

"Because I feel that my king prefers the appearance of humans." Erwin took off his hat and bowed on one knee. "I did a lot of thinking during the incubation process. As my king's close attendant, I should be satisfied in all aspects. Your needs." What a process of incubating eggs.

Hill said casually, "Then why don't you become a woman at all."

Irvine responded: "Because I feel that my king likes men more."

Hill was embarrassed for a second: "Ah..." Then his gaze floated, "Um... for the time being. That," he turned off the subject: "It's time to cook."

During this period of time there has been a lot of exchanges between the human world and the lower world. Hill has a lot of ingredients and spices stored here. The church is too lazy to care about what the lower world demon king has purchased in the human world. Once bored, the bishop thought of himself. It's better to supervise, what if the devil is doing something... so he saw that the devil bought a lot of pepper.

How does this devil look like a nouveau riche? The bishop murmured in his heart.

At the same time, he remembered the promotional video of "The Overbearing Demon in Love with Me" a while ago. What the **** is the line in it, what is "woman, you are playing with fire", it is too low-level, if the devil is at this level Seriously, that's all. However, after a few days, he discovered that he didn’t know why he was idle and his mind was full of “women, you are playing with fire”, “women, you are playing with fire”, “women...” playing with fire...” somehow. The circulation mode is turned on in the brain.

Poisonous... This sentence is too magical, right?

By the way, the word [Magic] came up later, and it refers to something strange but inexplicable at first glance from the demons, and sometimes it turns on a terrible brainwashing mode.

What needs to be said here is that pepper was indeed a luxury in that period, and it was also on earth. Indian mythology even said that the Indian gods let pepper descend and grow on the land of India in order to bless mankind. In the Old Testament, There was also a holy anointing oil for worshiping Jehovah made from cinnamon and cloves a long time ago. In the believers’ imagination, heaven is the other shore filled with the fragrance of pepper and cinnamon.

But if you are a foodie, it will be so hahaha, it is really a foodie's paradise.

At that time, pepper was equivalent to gold, and it was also a means of showing off their wealth by European aristocrats. Of course, the upper class of Magnolia City didn't appreciate this kind of direct means of showing off their wealth. So when Lord Demon bought a lot of pepper, the bishop subconsciously felt that this product was like a nouveau riche, and it was worthless to observe him.

Of course, in addition to buying things from the human world, Hill is also devoting himself to developing special products of the lower world.

Pepper, Chinese pepper, chili, clove, nutmeg... Hill bought these spices at a high price, and then asked the werewolves with the most sensitive noses to find the same or similar things in the lower realms. The paladins naturally reported these to the top, and finally the bishop who was in charge of the docking scolded Monroe. He said that you should have your own judgment ability, don't report everything, pick the important ones.

After the communication was cut off, Monroe knelt on the wasteland alone, with his Paladin sword stuck in the ground. The rest of the Paladins looked at their captain not far away. There are translucent clouds floating in the sky, and the land covered with weeds spreads far away. The landscape is quite desolate.

The shadow of the paladin was cast on the wasteland of the lower realm, and it seemed to have a rather desolate feeling.

This is what Hill saw when he brought Bins, the ghost of the five elders, to the Paladin. Of course, they heard Monroe and the bishop's dialogue by virtue of their own strength.

Binz’s tears fell in large drops: "Um...too miserable...really too miserable...everything in the world is killing the poor paladin..." The men next to him hurriedly used magic The medicine bottle carried Bins's tears, and their behavior has become a beautiful scenery in the lower realm.

In fact, after thinking about it, Hill felt that Monroe and the others were really miserable. The church didn't know what they were doing. It was like a child's play in handling this matter. Thinking that Hill stepped forward to break the heavy atmosphere, the Paladins looked at him one after another, and some had already smelled the scent of the food, and even showed an expression of expectation.

Those Paladins are very young, some are just teenagers, they should have a bright future... Thinking of this, Hill said to Monroe over there, "Hey, the Paladin on the other side, look over here. ."

Monroe turned around. At this time, there was no expression on his face, no coldness, no sacredness, just a blank expression on his face, so that he looked moving. "Devil." He said.

Hill looked at Monroe like this and felt that he had endured too much, so he immediately stabbed again, "These friends of yours should have a bright future, but because of you they are very unlucky to stay here. I don't know how long it will stay."

"Yes." Monroe said in a lifeless voice, "I admit it."

The paladins over there are not happy:

"We volunteered to follow Captain Monroe."

"This statement is too much."

"But luckily you met me." Hill shrugged, and then asked his entourage to bring up the food that Irvine had just made. At the same time, Hill closed his eyes and raised his fingers to draw a mysterious symbol in the air. A modern house rose from the ground. Chandeliers, round tables, chairs, and steaming meals were placed on the table. Paladins After a moment of stunned, they all held the knight's sword in their hands.

"Don't be too nervous." Hill smiled, "Sit up as you please."

This room was created by him [imaginary], it is a kind of illusion, it does not actually exist, and a higher attack can make it shatter. It was the first time that the Paladins saw the buildings on earth. After all, many of them were young people, so after the initial tension, they couldn't help but look around.

One of the more lively Paladins boldly asked: "Devil, what architectural style is this?"

"My hometown." Hill sat in the first place, and he said with emotion: "But I can't go back now, I may never go back."

The paladin subconsciously said: "You are so strong, can't you go back?" After he finished speaking, he realized that he was humorous. How could he praise the Demon King...that's the enemy...Wait, they seem to be here now. Looking forward to the enemy’s food? The young Paladin was caught in entanglement, and at the same time he surreptitiously looked at Captain Monroe, and found that Captain Monroe looked at him without condemnation, and he was relieved.

"There are some things that can't be done." Hill shook his head, "You should be as clear as I am about this."

Hill's words touched some of the thoughts in the hearts of these paladins, and everyone fell silent.

"Okay, it's time for dinner." Hill said, "Don't talk about such miserable things. Even if life is miserable, at least you can choose to eat delicious food now, right?" He clapped his hands and used it first. The fork took a piece of fried eel.

This kind of fried eel has the bones removed first, and then each one is divided into four sections, and then Irwin uses a superb knife to cut it into three pieces along the lines, and then marinates and fries them with seasonings, and then uses them again. Mix some edible vegetables from the lower bounds and stir fry. The eel oil that comes out like this is fragrant and delicious.

In addition, there is also a crispy grilled fish steak. First, lemon juice, black pepper, sea salt and honey are applied to both sides of the fish. By the way, the bees in the lower realm are really terrible and can scare people. Hemiplegia is so terrible. After marinating, wrap it with breadcrumbs and egg liquid, and put it in the Irvine oven...Speaking of which, Irvine is really like a concept cooking robot on the earth, that is, the chef and kitchen utensils are integrated. This crispy grilled fish steak is tender on the outside, tender on the inside, and juicy. Dip in a little tomato sauce can really bring unparalleled enjoyment.

Today’s food is very hearty. In addition to these two dishes, it also includes toasted bread with red sausage, fragrant curry soup, mushroom soup, and a baked lobster with cream cheese-that lobster is mutated and surprisingly big. The taste is similar to that on earth.

Unparalleled food that has never been enjoyed before, sometimes the paladin wonders if this is the temptation of the devil as the church calls it... But the church doesn't say that the devil is seduced by food, sweat. And the Devil King hasn't asked them to do anything. Since they have all been delivered to the door, cough, it doesn't matter if you eat a little bit... it should. It's a rare feast that the Paladins ate very happily, but after Monroe ate twice, he put down his knife and fork and left. One of the Paladins went out worriedly and asked what was wrong. Monroe just shook his head and told him Go back to eat with everyone.

Hill actually felt a little emotional in his heart. He could see from the side that Monroe himself had some doubts about the Church of Illumination. He is still being treated like this... Just as the ghost Binns said, everything in the world seems to be killing him. , And he can still hold it now, this is really amazing. Thinking about it this way, he actually admired Monroe. But this does not prevent him from squeezing him. Who calls him the devil? And he is also for a win-win situation... This is good for both of them.

After the meal, Hill gave his entourage wine again. Although Hill felt that the wine was not very good, the good thing was that the wine came from the Oytin Empire—that is, their hometown.

Hill deliberately caused the Paladins to fluctuate in this way so that he could take advantage of it.

"I have been to the Oytin Empire before. It is a beautiful place." Hill said with emotion, "The wine there left a deep impression on me."

The Paladins were silent.

Hill continued: "I'm sorry to inform you, this is the last meal I have invited you."

This time the Paladins raised their heads, and the previously bold Paladin couldn't help asking: "Why?"

"Why?" Hill got up, he wiped his fingers on the dining cloth, and gave a wonderful smile: "Then why, I want to invite you to eat? You are stationed in the lower realm, and you desecrate the majesty of the demons. You even guard I keep reporting my affairs to the Bright Church... Then, why should I ask you to eat?"

The Paladins fell silent, and some of them showed an expression of annoyance.

"Of course, wanting to get food from me is also very simple, as long as you are willing to give something. The demons are different from humans. Humans pay attention to blood, background, and relationships, while demons pay attention to equal exchange." Hill continued.

A paladin blurted out: "Let us do something against faith, we can't do it!"

Hill smiled. He smiled as if he was watching a child: "It's not a matter of violating faith, or helping to make a movie." The paladins have been in the lower realm for so long, knowing what a movie is. "It’s not more difficult for you than to sit down and eat with me, is it?"

The paladin flushed.

In fact, Hill's words didn't mean much ridicule objectively, but as soon as they had eaten their food, they refused their request, making the Paladins with a higher sense of morality suddenly feel uncomfortable.

"We, we need to discuss with the captain." Another Paladin said.

"Okay." Hill said happily. "Remember, in the lower realm, you pay attention to equal exchange. You can get as much as you do—this is the law of the devil." He blinked. "Wish ya'll good luck."

After speaking, the house collapsed, the round table shattered, and the yellow sky of the lower realm appeared above everyone's heads again.

When the Paladins looked intently again, they found that the Demon King and his entourage had disappeared.

One of the paladins ran to Monroe, who was alone watching the scenery, and whispered to him what had just happened: "That's it, the movie..."

He thought Monroe would blame him, because Monroe had always done that. But what he didn't expect was that Monroe just glanced at him lightly, and then said, "Go if you want."

"Okay!" The paladin immediately showed a happy expression.

Monroe was stunned, since he had been in the Nether, he hadn't seen Landry show such an expression. He is obviously still a child.

The Paladin named Landry asked in a low voice, "Then, what about you, the captain? Do you want to participate?"

Monroe nodded, "If you participate, I will be the first to participate."

"Okay~" Landry's voice rippled slightly.

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