Sand Sculpture Demon King, Online Farming

01.

Sure enough, old Jackson was impeached. His political opponents complained to Emperor Magnolia that he and Joan and Baker had informed each other. Emperor Magnolia was very dissatisfied with this, because old Jackson had done similar things before—in order to protect some innocent people, he also confided to those people behind his back.

"What do you mean? Old Jackson." Magnolia asked severely.

But Old Jackson said calmly: "Your Majesty, I'm just sharing your worries for you."

"Give me an explanation." The Great Emperor Yulan said coldly.

Old Jackson’s political opponents were of course gloating when they saw this situation.

"I went to Baker, and then saw the demons behind him. I learned that Mr. Greenward is actually the prince of the lower realm." Old Jackson said.

Most people's expressions changed as soon as this sentence was uttered. Emperor Magnolia was thinking about the dangers, but fortunately I didn't deal with Joan and Baker. Oh yes, the Great Emperor Magnolia has been counseled in his heart, but as an emperor, he can't recognize the counseling on the surface, so he said in a voice full of majesty (at least he thought he was majestic, but in fact, he heard a little kidney deficiency, in fact, he also had kidney deficiency) voice said: " Duke Jackson, are you scared because of the demon standing behind Baker? Do you think I should be scared too?"

"How come!" Old Jackson showed a shocked expression with exaggerated acting skills, and then said with respect: "We humans are the strongest race, and you are the emperor of the most powerful empire among the most powerful races. I should be afraid of you!"

The surrounding ministers all looked at old Jackson with a twitching face.

The other party...what's wrong? Why did you suddenly start to slap your beard? Is this a sequelae of meeting the devil? He was taken away?

Jackson turned a blind eye to everyone's gaze, still standing there calmly.

Other people's ideas are actually right to some extent. The transformation of old Jackson is indeed related to Hill, and it is also related to the "Song of Ice and Fire" he is currently studying.

In addition, one thing happened.

When Old Jackson met with Hill, Hill pointedly said: "Loyal ministers are not necessarily good ministers. Good ministers should be able to use various means to make their monarch move in the right direction."

Then old Jackson had an epiphany.

So he put his old face aside, and started...slapping his beard and slapped his horse.

So far, a generation of loyal ministers has become a renegade minister. (Hey

In fact, Emperor Magnolia also underestimated what was wrong with old Jackson, which was a bit overblown.

This is also how old Jackson just started to learn to flatter, so he couldn't grasp the scale. It will be better in the future.

But even if the size is wrong, it's better than old stabbing him. The Great Magnolia thought so.

Then Old Jackson continued: "I have a plan, Your Majesty."

Then Old Jackson said that the Lower Realm can cross the Oytin Empire and directly pay us an installment of the Magnolia Empire, provided that we must resist the pressure from the church... "Anyway, the magic spar has already entered our pockets, the church It won’t force us to hand it over."

The Great Emperor Yulan felt very good when he heard it. He thought more about it. What if the Bright Church is dissatisfied? Can the Oytin Empire send troops to attack them? However, the Oytin Empire seems to respect the Magnolia Empire so much, it shouldn't.

I have to say that Emperor Yulan thinks too much.

He didn't realize the people who really respected him, but the people who pretended to respect him were especially favored by him.

When Magnolia was delighted to have a large number of magic spar, old Jackson said lightly that in order for the second season of "Natsume Friends' Account" to be played smoothly, a magic circle needs to be carved under the general mall and several imperial wizards are needed. For assistance, I hope your Majesty will allow me to mobilize several imperial mages.

Old Jackson said this ingeniously, as if engraving the magic circle was an irrelevant thing. The purpose of his announcement was to mobilize several imperial mages.

Magnolia was really misled in his thinking, and as soon as he heard that it was the second season of "Natsume's Account of Friends", he couldn't help it, and immediately agreed.

Emperor Magnolia likes this anime very much, he also asked Duke Jackson, "Do you think Natsume will be with a bunch of demons and marry them in the future? Some demons are really pretty...you say me Is it okay if I want to know two female demons? Can you talk to the lower realm prince?"

Old Jackson was speechless, but he still said, "I will talk to him."

-The succubus responsible for the breeding of livestock will be quite eager, expecting Emperor Magnolia to take them out of the sea of ​​suffering.

-Your Majesty, you don't know, the Devil King actually forced us to make the sows estrus in the past.

—This picture must be beautiful.

02.

At this moment, the Nether.

Speaking of this infrastructure, the most basic is roads and houses.

Hill studied for a long time, and finally found the black dwarves.

The black dwarves live in a dark forest. In the past, the dark forest was called the Sunshine Forest. It was a beautiful forest with pleasant scenery. Later, it caused a catastrophe due to the abuse of spells by the Lich. Now, there are mutated monsters and pollution everywhere. soul. In the forest, you can see huge white spider webs, colorful moths flying around, and some withered fruits covered with green hairs.

Later, a powerful fallen angel lived here. He killed the lich and established a good relationship with the black dwarves who had lived here for a long time.

The main purpose of Hill's approach to the black dwarves is to let them design some infrastructure and transportation.

As the saying goes, if you want to get rich, you must first build roads and establish a comprehensive transportation network in the lower bounds is an indispensable part of the development of the lower bounds. Hill also plans to let the dwarf man-made train come directly—the train's technical content is actually not very high.

The ghost Binns has been drawing a magic circle in Magnolia City recently, so he can’t make it. In fact, Binz may have some expertise in designing such machines. It would be great to find dwarves who are good at mechanical manufacturing to complete this work. Things are up.

After hearing that Lord Demon is interested in machinery, the patriarch of the Black Dwarf clan excitedly took Hill to see some of their latest research results. Fast and slow and easy to hit the wall; for example, the sweeping robot, the disadvantage is that it may chase your feet madly...In short, all kinds of weird inventions and weird side effects. Hill remembered that someone had invented a midwifery machine in the twentieth century on Earth. This machine used centrifugal force to assist in giving birth...oh yes, it kept the pregnant woman spinning until the baby was thrown out by...by...

And this wonderful machine has also been patented.

The first reaction in Hill's mind at the time: I went, it really was a maternity throw!

And now I think about it...Um... President, the wife has been spinning the fan at high speed for three hours, and the child has been given birth smoothly.

cough. By the way, they may have misunderstood the president in the previous article. He might be following the example of his predecessors to give his wife a midwifery (Hey.

One thing, Hill also learned from it that the black dwarves do have two brushes, and these things they made can be used after improvement. After thinking about it, he decided to make the black dwarves a member of the Lower Realm Research Institute. Then let the other theoretical leaders of the scientific research institute solve their follow-up problems. -The black dwarves have relatively low magic literacy, so the things they create can no longer be adjusted by magic.

Finally, the black dwarf patriarch proudly showed Hill a musket, which was their latest research result.

However, this kind of powerful weapon among ordinary people has some tastes in the advanced demons, but if the musket is improved into a magic gun, and then driven by the magic spar, there may be a new transformation. Hill accepted the musket after complimenting the dwarven patriarch, intending to turn around and hand it over to the ghost bince for improvement.

After visiting the research on the black dwarves, Hill came up with the concept of trains. The black dwarf clan chief nodded frequently, and at the end he said: "My king, your idea is very great. If this is the case, the efficiency of material transportation in the lower realm will be greatly improved, but in this way, we will lack magic spar..."

Hill shook his head, "Many of your inventions don't use magic spar, right?"

"Yes." said the black dwarf patriarch.

"The development of magic technology is the same thing as the development of non-magic technology. You are dwarves. Dwarves are not good at magic, but are good at doing all kinds of non-magic things... Why do you use magic to solve motivation in the first place? What's the problem?" Hill asked.

The black dwarf patriarch seems to understand some, but there is still a little doubt, "I understand, my king, I will study with the other dwarven brothers, although I am still a little at a loss about the new power... Maybe we can use gunpowder? "

"Ah, I don't recommend you to do that." Hill coughed, and then he said, "First of all, you need to know a term: steam engine."

Then, Hill began to spread knowledge about the steam engine to the black dwarf patriarch, without Baidu.

02.

Half an hour later, the black dwarf patriarch was already fanatical.

Because the patriarch himself was caught in extreme emotions, the dinner party for Lord Demon had to be organized by the elders.

The black dwarves have their own cultural traditions and eating habits, and Hill feels that their food overall is much better than other races in the Nether. Dwarves like to eat meat and drink alcohol.

By the way, there are two big races of dwarves in the lower realm. The first is the dark dwarf living in the dark forest, and the second is the snow mountain dwarf living on the snow mountain—they hollowed out the interior of a snow mountain. They made their own city with steel and magic.

Because the dark forest is relatively humid, the dwarves especially like spices such as chili pepper, and Hill happens to like it, so he also tasted a feast of different world flavors. Although not as exquisite and delicious as the fire elemental spirits, it also has a special flavor.

They held a banquet in the dark forest camp, surrounded by disturbing darkness, and something seemed to be surging in the darkness. There are bonfires and torches in the camp. The wood is burning and beeping, and the bright flames are like red stars when they fly in the sky. The buildings in the camp are mainly tents, and there are also RVs that can be moved on wheels. It is convenient for these black dwarves to migrate.

It is also a very wonderful feeling to hold a banquet with the lively black dwarves in such an environment.

Hill also asked Irvine to cook several dishes. The most popular among the black dwarves was the beer-grilled pork chop. The white-spotted wild boar raised by the tauren and the succubus was sprinkled with salt and pepper and slowly roasted for a long time. Then use oil, green onion, garlic, curry sauce and other ingredients to stir-fry + boil to make a fragrant sauce. Next, apply the sauce repeatedly on the grilled pork chops, and it will take a few hours to make it completely.

After the meal, the pork chops are cut open, the outside is grilled into golden brown, and the sauce on the top is dark. The sauce is evenly spread on the surface of the pork chops. It is very tempting to look at. The smell that came makes everyone move their index fingers.

Hill inserted a piece with a fork and took a bite. The gravy poured out and mixed with the fragrant sauce, which made the saliva secrete faster. It was really delicious on earth.

The dwarves are very excited. They sang their ballads in dwarven language while drinking. In fact, the lyrics and tunes are similar to "Unity is strength" and "Steel workers are strong". They sang loudly and drank ale, glass after glass. In the end, they all fell drunk.

Hill felt that he was also infected by their enthusiasm.

He suddenly realized that he traveled to this other world, communicated with various races, felt their culture, saw some scenery that he had never seen before, and met some people... This feeling is also very good.

Then Hill and the elders of the black dwarves talked about their inventions. Hill cited the terrible midwifery device as an example, meaning that he hoped that the black dwarves would be closer to reality when they invented. As a result, the elder pondered for a moment and said: "This is really a genius invention!"

Hill:? ? ?

Black dwarf elder: "And this can use the dizziness of pregnant women to relieve the pain of childbirth! It's multitasking!"

Hill:? ? ?

Black dwarf elder: "Tomorrow I will make this instrument with my brothers, and then use it for dwarf women!"

Hill: "..."

Hill: "...please don't do that."

Nima. Your whole race thinking is wrong!

It seems that there is still a long way to go on this road of tuning/teaching.

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