Save the Bachelor of Heaven
Chapter 4595: 4597【Zombie Taoist Priest】
Chapter 4595 Chapter 4597 [Zombie Priest]
Xiang Nan immediately found the "Zombie Taoist" episode to study it carefully, and then officially took over Zhong Bang's mission.
A door of light appeared out of thin air, and Xiang Nan immediately stepped into it.
"My name is Zhong Bang. My parents died when I was young, and I have been living with my sister Zhong Jun. My sister got a Taoist secret book of the Shengong sect when she was seventeen years old, and learned some basic Taoism skills, so she called herself the 'fairy aunt' to deceive.
I hate her deceit and deceit. My dream since I was a child is to be a police officer, punish **** and eliminate evil, and support justice..."
A memory flooded into Xiang Nan's mind, and he woke up immediately. He was practicing shooting in the shooting room, and he was holding the .38 commonly used by the Hong Kong police.
And Xiang Nan inherited the shooting skills of Partridge Whistle and Wesley Gibson (Wanted Order). Not only is he able to hit every shot, but he can even bend bullets.
Therefore, shooting at fixed targets is a piece of cake for him. Six rounds of bullets can hit the same impact point exactly.
At this moment, a middle-aged man ran over and said, "Abang~"
"Brother Tu~" Xiang Nan responded.
He knew that this middle-aged man's name was Fang Tu and he was Zhong Bang's good partner. He is loyal and sincere. Moreover, he is more than ten years older than Zhong Bang and is also his good big brother.
"Why are you practicing the ghost gun? Let's go. The Seven Sisters Hall fished out the Dragon King statue. Sir was worried that there were too many people watching, so he sent us over to maintain order." Fang Tu greeted.
Xiang Nan nodded, put the gun away, and walked out with Fang Tu.
The Seven Sisters Hall is the Taoist hall founded by Zhong Bang's sister Zhong Jun. It specializes in doing some mysterious and crooked things, defrauding people of their sesame oil money.
This time the Seven Sisters Hall fished out the Dragon King statue. It is said that Zhong Jun dreamed of the Dragon King at night, so he fished the statue out of the seabed.
Most people in Xiangjiang live on water, either fishing and **** or doing overseas trade, so they believe most in sea gods such as the Dragon King and Mazu.
Hearing that Mr. Zhong had a dream from the Dragon King, and seeing that a real statue of a **** had been fished out, he naturally believed it to be true. They all went over to join in the fun, burned incense, prayed for blessings, added sesame oil, and prayed for the Dragon King's blessing.
But in fact, Xiang Nan knew that the so-called Dragon King's dream was completely false. It was Zhong Jun who first sent someone to secretly sink the Dragon King statue at the bottom of the water, and then deliberately said that the Dragon King entrusted him with a dream, and then hired people and boats to fish out the Dragon King statue.
As a result, there is news, hot topics, public opinion, and fame. Naturally, more believers will come to Seven Sisters Hall to burn incense, pray, and add sesame oil.
In fact, it is basically the same as Xiang Nan's play routine in the world of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
However, Xiang Nan is really good at magic, while Zhong Jun is deceptive and deceptive.
…
When Xiang Nan and Fang Tu arrived at the scene, they saw that the Seven Sisters Hall was already packed with people, filling the three floors inside and three floors outside.
"Wow, we really fished out the Dragon King statue."
"Master Zhong is really capable, otherwise why would the Dragon King entrust her with a dream?"
"Don't crowd, don't crowd. I must burn first-class incense. First-class incense is the most effective."
"Then you don't need to say it. The reason why we are crowded here is to burn our hair~"
Everyone was talking about it.
Xiang Nan squeezed through the crowd with Fang Tu and greeted as he walked, "Everyone, be quiet. The police are maintaining order. Everyone, step back a little. Don't push forward anymore~"
Hearing his shout, the people couldn't help but become quiet. Xiang Nan's spiritual consciousness is more than a billion times greater than theirs, and he can easily control their words and deeds. Don't just tell them to be quiet, but just want them to die. It's all done with one look.
…
Xiang Nan and Fang Tu squeezed through the crowd and arrived at the Seven Sisters Hall. They saw that the statue of the Dragon King had been placed on the altar, and it looked somewhat majestic.
He Daijin, Achan, Ziwei and other disciples were dressed in bright pink clothes, and they also looked clean, neat and charming.
At this moment, three drums were heard, and then He Daijin shouted loudly, "Master is here!"
In an instant, a figure was seen passing overhead, his sleeves fluttering, and he flew lightly into the hall.
"Wow~" Everyone was surprised when they saw this, thinking that this person could fly.
But Xiang Nan could see clearly that she was actually tied with transparent silk threads.
And this person is also Zhong Bang's sister Zhong Jun.
Zhong Bang, the younger brother, had always disliked his sister's deception and deceit, but he could do nothing about his money-grubbing sister.
Because as soon as she was mentioned, she brought out her dead father and mother, and said how difficult it was for her to raise her younger brother from a young age, and even her own marriage was delayed because of this. At this age, Yunying is still unmarried.
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Once he heard what she said, Zhong Bang could only raise his hands and surrender.
Fortunately, Zhong Jun had been cheating and cheating for all these years, and it was just to get money from sesame oil. There was no harm or death, no adultery or robbery, and no rebellion. Therefore, the people did not hold the officials accountable, and Zhong Bang had no choice but to turn a blind eye.
…
After Zhong Jun jumped into the hall, he whined and performed a few random sword moves, and then shouted, "The Dragon King appears!"
Then he pushed with both palms, and a handful of dust flew out from the sleeves of the robe. In an instant, the candlelight in front of the Dragon King statue was bright and shining, and layers of Buddha light shone behind the Dragon King statue. It was like the Dragon King had appeared.
"Wow, the Dragon King really showed up~"
"It's so powerful, so miraculous, Master Zhong is so awesome!"
"Master Zhong's Taoism is so powerful, the Dragon King really showed his spirit~"
All the pilgrims said excitedly when they saw this.
But Xiang Nan saw through Zhong Jun's trick at a glance.
The powder flung out from the sleeves of her robe is magnesium powder. Magnesium powder is flammable and emits white light when burned, so the candlelight shines brightly.
As for the Buddha's light behind the Dragon King statue, it is even simpler. Put a large-watt light bulb behind the statue and add a circle of colored paper. When the electricity is turned on, the light will naturally glow.
But those foolish men and women didn't know the truth. When they saw this situation, they really thought that the Dragon King had appeared, and they were all as excited as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
"Everyone, I have just illuminated the statue of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and everyone has seen that the Dragon King has really appeared." Zhong Jun then put his hands behind his back, looking like an unpredictable master, "Last night the Dragon King of the East China Sea entrusted me with a dream. , let me tell everyone, you must come to worship Him more and spend more money on sesame oil, then He can bless everyone with good weather and peace and prosperity.”
Hearing what she said, the pilgrims could no longer hold back and rushed forward to pay homage, burn incense and add sesame oil. In a short time, Seven Sisters Hall collected nearly 5,000 yuan in sesame oil money.
At that time, the monthly salary of ordinary people was less than one hundred yuan, and a bowl of wonton noodles only cost two cents. Therefore, it can be said that Seven Sisters Hall has made a lot of money this time.
"No wonder people say that religion is the most profitable business in the world." Xiang Nan couldn't help but sigh.
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