Saving Uchiha starts with flipping the table

"Hahaha..."

When he thought about how anxious Ohnoki would be after receiving the news, Yan couldn't help laughing:

"It seems that someone has given us a surprise. Ohnoki never thought that he would be outwitted."

"Send someone to notify the Anbu people and ask them to leave a team to continue investigating the intelligence of Kusagakure Village and collect all kinds of valuable information. Everyone else returns to the village."

With Kurotsuchi and Deidara in hand, Yan no longer cares about the small shrimp of Kusagakure Village.

He needs to face Ohnoki.

Let me run to your Iwagakure Village and toss back and forth. It's pretty cool, right? Now it's your turn, Ohnoki, to run around.

Thinking about Ohnoki's age, he still has to run around and go to Konoha to ask for help for his granddaughter and disciples. Yan's smile is even brighter.

"Take our guests and return to the village. We must be prepared to welcome the arrival of the Tsuchikage."

Without Deidara and Kurotsuchi, Yan would definitely go directly to Kusagakure Village and take care of Kusagakure Village first.

But Deidara and Kurotsuchi came to us on their own, so the Kusagakure Village's little thing is nothing.

Let's wait and collect intelligence first, and then deal with them after a while.

They are just grasshoppers on a rope, they can't run away.

With Deidara and Kurotsuchi in hand, Yan will definitely look down on those small shrimps in Kusagakure Village.

"Yes."

The group followed Yan and quickened their pace. They needed to leave the Land of Earth and the sphere of influence of the Iwagakure Village as soon as possible.

Anyway, Deidara and Kurotsuchi were not captured by Yan on purpose. No matter how much the Iwagakure Village reacted, Yan was not afraid to confront them.

Your disciple and granddaughter came to provoke me and attacked me as a guest. How should you, Onoki, settle this account?

This is not nice to say?

Well, let's put it another way. The future of your Iwagakure Village is in my hands. What price do you, Onoki, plan to pay to redeem them?

If you don't speak nicely or move quickly, I will keep them here!

It just so happens that both of them have good talents. If they are trained, they will definitely be able to stand on their own.

Anyway, I, Uchiha Yan, have plenty of ways to control them and make sure they become Konoha's people. I'm just afraid that you, Ohnoki, won't let them go.

What a sudden turn of events.

Yan looked back at the direction of the Iwagakure Village, and the more he thought about it, the more he wanted to laugh.

Ohnoki, wait, our fight has just begun.

Deidara and Kurotsuchi left the village quietly, and no one in the Iwagakure Village noticed them.

And if the people are in his hands, Yan will definitely not take them with him in a big way.

Speed ​​up and return to Konoha as soon as possible, bypass the border garrison troops of the Iwagakure Village, and keep them in the dark first.

After returning to the village, slowly notify Ohnoki and give him a surprise.

As for the Kusagakure Village, don't worry, let the bullets fly for a while.

The Tsuchikage was very busy, and Ohnoki's work status was similar to that of the former Third Hokage.

The Third Hokage was unwilling to delegate his power, but Ohnoki could not let it go.

So he did not have much time to accompany his granddaughter Kurotsuchi, and to teach his disciple Deidara.

In addition, Deidara's character was somewhat rebellious, and Kurotsuchi liked to run after him, which led to the fact that the senior brother and sister often disappeared for a long time.

Therefore, the people in the village did not care too much when Deidara and Kurotsuchi disappeared, and did not even notify Ohnoki, the Tsuchikage.

Two days later, Yan led his men to secretly return to the village through the hidden Anbu passage.

Deidara and Kurotsuchi were directly placed in the police department prison.

This is the Uchiha territory, all Uchiha people, and it is one of the places in Konoha where spies and traitors are least likely to appear.

In addition, the police department prison usually only holds people with minor crimes, and no one would have thought that Yan would lock up two such important people here.

"Damn it, too cunning, actually using illusion to control me directly!! Uchiha Yan, if you have the guts, let me go and fight me!!!"

Deidara was locked up but still stubborn, being controlled by Shisui's illusion without knowing what was going on, and then was arrested.

Deidara said he was not convinced.

I was controlled before I even made a move, it's so disgusting, I don't accept it, I don't accept it.

Looking at Deidara who was yelling, Yan hooked his finger at the person at the door.

"Elder."

The other party was stunned for a moment, and hurried into the elder room.

"Take off your shoes."

Yan pointed at his feet.

"Huh?"

The clan member who was called in by Yan was confused, and couldn't guess what his elder wanted to do.

But Yan asked him to take off his shoes, so he could only follow suit.

"Uchiha Xingliu, you are really a weirdo."

Looking at the other party taking off his shoes, Yan couldn't help but stroke his forehead.

Wearing a pair of socks inside ninja combat shoes is weird, the whole UchihaHe is probably the only one, and I don't know where he learned this habit.

Fortunately, there are socks.

"........"

Elder, what's so weird about me?

Uchiha Xingliu looked aggrieved.

"Don't look at me like that, stuff your stinky socks into his mouth, and then make him quiet down, can you do it?"

"What?"

Unanimous exclamations rang out in the prison.

Deidara was shocked. He couldn't believe that Yan would let someone stuff stinky socks into his mouth just to make himself quieter. This is simply an insult! !

An insult to himself.

Uchiha Xingliu was secretly surprised.

This person's identity is not simple. Is it appropriate to stuff stinky socks directly?

"Do as you say, or I'll stuff it in your mouth."

Yan narrowed his eyes and stared at him.

You decide for yourself, either stuff it in your mouth or in Deidara's mouth. If you have any special hobbies, just ignore what I said.

".......Um~~"

The next second, Uchiha Xingliu stuffed the smelly socks into Deidara's mouth like lightning.

He was even worried that Deidara would use his tongue to push the socks out, so he quickly took off the other sock and stuffed it in together.

Damn, it's so smelly, fortunately it's not stuffed into my mouth.

Uchiha Xingliu, who already had smelly feet, looked at Deidara with sympathy.

Boy, you have to bear with it. I just had to wear socks because of my smelly feet. You kid is lucky.

"Wuwuwu~~~"

Deidara's eyes bulged and almost burst out, his face flushed and he kept shaking his head, making a wuwuwu sound.

Snot and tears flowed down his face, all because of the smell of the socks in his mouth.

"Not bad, use some tape to stick it up so it won't fall out.

I don't care what method you use, just keep him quiet. If he behaves well, you can take out the socks."

Patting Uchiha Xingliu on the shoulder, Yan strode out of the prison and came to the detention room on the other side.

Kurotsuchi and Deidara were detained separately to prevent the two from doing anything.

Compared to the yelling Deidara, Kurotsuchi was very calm.

He even sat on the chair calmly. It would have been better if his hands were not tied.

"Hey, hey, hey, you are not going to start a war between the two villages, and you actually brought me to Konoha."

Seeing Yan coming in, Kurotsuchi couldn't stop talking.

Yan looked at her and asked with a smile:

"Your senior brother can't stop talking, so I asked someone to stuff him with a pair of stinky socks. Do you want to try it?"

"......."

Kurotsuchi's mouth twitched, and he quickly shut up and made a zipper motion at the corner of his mouth with his hand, indicating that he would keep quiet.

"Very good."

Kurotsuchi was very self-conscious, and Yan nodded with satisfaction. He liked this kind of girl who was good at cooperation.

Unlike Deidara, he had no sense of coercion at all.

He dared to shout and scream in Konoha's territory. If he was not allowed to taste the fresh stinky socks, he didn't know how to write the word quiet.

"Be quiet, or I'll give you to the third generation as a concubine."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, why?"

Kurotsuchi was not calm anymore, and shouted in shock:

"Do all of you Konoha people have such a strange hobby?

I'm not grown up yet!

Besides, isn't your third generation Hokage an old man? Why?"

Give me to an old man as a wife?

When Kurotsuchi thought of that scene, he couldn't help but shudder, it was too scary.

"Many girls of your age are already married, isn't this a very normal thing in the ninja world?"

Seeing Kurotsuchi's big reaction, Yan couldn't help but laugh.

If the third generation Hokage knew about this, he would probably be hit hard, an old man?

Not a bad description.

"Tsk, don't scare me, besides, you won't do such a thing, anyway, I still have value, you won't do anything to me, I just keep quiet."

An average girl would probably be scared to death when hearing such a threat.

Unfortunately, Kurotsuchi is not an ordinary girl. She is very smart and her knowledge is not comparable to that of ordinary girls.

She has her own value. As long as her value is not exhausted, Yan will not do anything to her. At most, he will scare her.

"I like smart people."

Yan snapped his fingers and nodded with satisfaction.

Kurotsuchi smiled mischievously:

"Or, you can ask my grandfather not to take me back, and I will marry you. It happens that you are handsome, and you are also the elder of Uchiha and the assistant of Konoha's Hokage."

"........"

Fuck me.

Are all girls nowadays so wild?

Yan couldn't help but be stunned.

Looking at Kurotsuchi who raised his eyebrows proudly,He poked her forehead with his teeth bared:

"You wishful thinking, there are a lot of people like you in Konoha, with no breasts and no buttocks."

"What do you mean?"

Kurotsuchi couldn't laugh anymore.

Although she was still a girl, she would still care about the things that women care about.

"On the surface, it means that you are like a bean sprout, do you understand? Besides, you are not good-looking."

After giving Kurotsuchi a gritting-teeth evaluation, Yan left with satisfaction.

Let you go wild!

There are ways to deal with you. Don't think that just because your grandfather is called Ohnoki, you can be unscrupulous and make fun of me?

You are really something.

"Uchiha Yan, come back here and explain clearly, who do you say is a bean sprout?"

Such words are undoubtedly very lethal to a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, and Kurotsuchi was furious.

Although I haven't grown up yet, I can't be described as a bean sprout! !

"Uchiha Yan!!!!"

She was furious, completely furious. Kurotsuchi didn't care about the warnings of being quiet or not. She wanted Yan to come and make things clear.

Unfortunately, Yan didn't have time to deal with him.

After locking him up, he left the police department and came to the Hokage office building.

The news of his return was reported to Tsunade by the Anbu people, and Tsunade was sitting in the office waiting for him.

"Did you catch Ohnoki's granddaughter and disciple?"

As soon as she entered the door, Tsunade couldn't help asking.

[Today is still 3,000 words per chapter! Free electricity, go for a walk, muah]