Selling Myself To Start A Business, I Naruto Today Swept You To Death

Knock ah! How can there be such! Tsunade shouted in the palm of his hand!

No comparison, no comparison, and then compare people is stupid!

She had previously thought that Naruko was just a slut and a green tea bitch who came out to sell, and she didn't look down on her at all.

Unexpectedly, Naruko is really proficient in Kotoki, calligraphy, painting, laundry and cooking, and is also sincere to people, looks good, has a big chest, and has a cocked ass, and is dozens of years younger than Tsunade!

On the other hand, Tsunade lost his dignity to canvass, crawled and rolled on the ground and performed, and his popularity was less than one-tenth of Naruko's!

In this comparison, it is actually me?

Not! Tsunade wanted to vomit blood, but she held back because she wanted to keep the blood for her chest!

Half an hour has passed, Naruko is still performing, she can't stop at all, she is not tired at all, and she can come for another hour!

Tsunade, on the other hand, sits on the ground and doubts life, and Shizune also doubts life with her.

At this point, Naruto picked up the microphone on stage and said,

"I don't think I have to vote this round, right?" The blind can also see who is better, right? The

audience shouted,

"Naruko!"

"It has to be Naruko!"

"Naruko YYDS!"

Naruto smiled: "Then I announce this round of talent competition, Naruko wins!" The

audience cheered, shouted, whistled, and Naruto signaled quiet.

"Next, there is a dress competition, ask the two contestants to prepare a few sets of their best clothes, wear them out, and let everyone see who has the best clothes!"

"Tips, it's best to use sexy clothes, because there are many men present, you know, don't give you the opportunity to be useless!"

At this time, Tsunade's will was weak, and Shizune felt uncomfortable when she saw

it, although she didn't want Tsunade to compete with this kind of competition, but she couldn't see Tsunade so decadent

, in order to cheer Tsunade up, she encouraged: "Tsunade-sama,

it's better than clothes?" Don't you usually buy a lot of beautiful clothes? This time I have a chance to wear it! I'll go to the hotel and take it out for you, right?

Just as Shizune was about to get up, Tsunade grabbed her

, "Ah~

" "Tsunade-sama, what's wrong?"

Tsunade raised his head, changing his slump just now, his eyes were fierce, and he was startled.

She slowly stood up, her huge figure was high and full of spirit, and

at this moment Tsunade was completely drunk, she said: "I don't compare with these, anyway, I lose." The

people present were surprised, Shizune was surprised, Naruto was also surprised, and

Jiraiya also had a brain heat on the chandelier: "Continue to compare!" How not to compare ah! Damn, I haven't seen enough!

Orochimaru in the crowd: "It doesn't matter if it's not comparable, I just want to find an opportunity to grab Sasuke and suck it."

Naruto felt that Tsunade was now drunk, and his mental state was different from the state of the just now, and now he was more like a she-wolf.

Naruto picked up the microphone and smiled, "So, is Miss Tsunade going to abstain?"

"Nope!" Tsunade added, "None of these projects are my specialty, so I'm going to play!" "

Tsunade was not in the right direction from the beginning, these projects are all to please men, and she is not born to please, and there are ghosts if she can win.

As one of the three ninjas, an outstanding figure in the ninja world, she was not born to serve men, and now she is compared to what some men like, of course she loses!

Although serving men is also a virtue, a contribution, and should not be looked down upon, Tsunade's specialty is not here, and there are no panties left to lose any more, so she has to play off, compared to others.

"Oh? What are you going to compare with?

Tsunade lowered his face coldly and smiled slightly:

"I want medical skills, as a woman, in addition to the skills to take care of people's lives, I also have the ability to deal with emergency injuries, so that I can better protect my family, right?"

"Especially if there are children in the future, what should I do if the child is sick and has a fever? What to do with constipation diarrhea? Or what to do if my husband has hemorrhoids? If you can't handle it well for them the first time, then you are not a qualified wife! Tsunade

almost vomited in her heart when she said this, she said everything against her will, but in order to be able to get past the playoff review, she opened up!

Listening to this, everyone nodded, it makes sense!

Shizune thought to himself: I lean on, Tsunade-sama is too smart! You can definitely win this time!

Tsunade is proud, her medical ninjutsu, whether it is professional or influential, few people in the world can compare to her, and the old lady Chiyo of Sand can fight her.

The abacus in Tsunade's palm, Naruto smelled it through his chest, this is to compete with the medical ninjutsu she is good at?

But Naruto is not afraid, Tsunade, Tsunade, you probably don't know, brother and brother's sister both have a wooden physique, a whirlpool physique, and a nine-tailed physique!

These physique chakra singles can be taken out and can be healed casually, let alone added together! This is also the reason why Naruto does not get tired.

And his Chakra is different from medical ninjutsu, does not require complex control skills, and directly rushes down! Any wound can heal!

Tsunade said, "How?" Scared? Don't you dare to compare?

Naruko froze, she really didn't expect Tsunade to suddenly come to such a hand

, she had no idea, and looked at Naruto helplessly.

Naruto gave her a look, Naruko instantly understood, and smiled again: "Okay, I'm comparing!"

At this time, Muzune picked up the microphone and said with a mock appearance:

"After the review and decision of the jury, the next step is to compete in the play-off project, medical skills."

"Ask the staff to bring up a few salted fish that are about to die, let the two contestants treat, whoever can cure the fish alive, will win."

"I object!" A voice came from the crowd.

Tsunade's eyes tightened, special, it's hard to win once, who wants to spoil my good deeds?

Passerby B stood up and said: "Since you want to compare, compare with a real person, what is the matter of taking a fish?" Perfunctory, huh?

Listening to this, Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile:

"I don't care, today is to carry a real patient up, I can also save ah, I'm afraid the difficulty is too high, Naruko can't get it."

Naruto spoke for Naruko: "No, it's just a real person, my sister can too, but where are the injuries on the scene?" So I had to take the fish! Hearing

this, everyone present raised their hands:

"Who said there are no patients?" I'm the one!

"Me! I'm sick!

"Me too, I have a stomach problem!"

"I have a heart attack!"

"I'm mentally ill!"

"I have a disease in the brain!"

Lying in the groove, don't ask I don't know, ask and be shocked, it turns out that most people in the world are sick!

They all actively raised their hands, wanting to be treated on stage, in fact, they wanted to take the opportunity to get close to Naruko and Tsunade, and it was worth dying to be treated by these two peerless beauties.

Seeing this, Tsunade was secretly happy in his heart, taking a real person must be more convincing than taking a fish, she has treated so many people and has rich experience in actual combat, how can Naruko compare? Hahahaha! This time it's won!

A thin dog came out trembling:

"Ahem! Ahem! I...... I have, kidney disease. "

Ahem, please help me, heal."