Senior Superstar

  Chapter 304 The collapse of adults (seeking a monthly pass at the end of the month!)

  There are a lot of people on the street.

  The movement on the office building immediately attracted the attention of people around. Almost for an instant, a large crowd of onlookers gathered downstairs.

  Here, the program group was just about to start recording, and a group of trainees and fans who came to the scene to cheer were attracted.

   Seeing that slant in the office building almost fell off, but he firmly stabilized the figure at the moment of the fall, Li Shi felt a little bit in his confidence.

   At a height of more than 20 meters and nearly 30 meters, it is not a joke to fall down!

But seeing someone about to jump off the building, it was refreshing to watch the excitement, especially a group of small fans who came to support them. Watching upstairs crawling on the edge of the roof, one foot was already in the air, shaking like a sifting figure, twittering Talked about

   "Mom, what's this for? It's so high, so scary!"

   "Looking at this person, he doesn't look very old. I'm afraid it's not a broken love, and was dumped? Did you die?"

   "Cut, don't think about it. Eight out of ten people who jump off the building are like this. They are all scaring people. I haven't seen anyone actually jumped down."

"Agree, people like this generally can't jump down. You see that he is pretentious, hesitate to live! Hey! Uncle upstairs, can you jump?! If you want to jump, don't delay our brother's recording. Show!"

  Li Shixin frowned when he heard a group of young fans add fuel to the fire.

   "Just watch the excitement, and your parents didn’t teach you to keep German in your mouth?"

   Glancing at the few fans who didn’t know who they were just now, Li Shixin snorted.

   "What's so fierce? It's not you who jumped off the building,"

   "Oh, this is not the smelly old man..."

  On the Internet and gathering together, a group of brainstorming fans scolded fiercely. But in the face of Li Shixin's angry eyes, he still persuaded him.

  For a time, the scene was quiet.

   "Let one give way, don't block, come and come! Please let me go!"

  Just as a group of fans recognized Li Shixin, a few impatient people got in front of the crowd.

   "Brother Lou, don't get excited! Come down quickly, don't make such a joke!"

   "Brother Lou, we were wrong! We won't laugh at you anymore, shall we hurry down? I beg you!"

   "Well, Xiao Lou, isn't it just a pair of chopsticks?! Come down, I can't give you my chopsticks!"

  A group of onlookers were whispering, pointing and guessing what the man who committed suicide upstairs was for. These people who suddenly ran downstairs shouted upstairs.

   "Chopsticks?"

   Hearing these people panicly consoling the suicides upstairs, a group of melon-eating people were startled.

what's the situation?

  In these days, the pace of life is fast, life pressure is high, and it’s not uncommon to jump off the building,

  Can you jump off the building because of a pair of chopsticks?

  This thing is rare.

  Several colleagues of the jump-off guy stood downstairs and talked eloquently, and everyone understood what happened.

  It turned out that this is an employee of a game operating company.

  The one upstairs who is going to jump off the building is the planner responsible for the NPC role setting in the game. A very kind person, with a very good temper.

  But when eating at noon, the guy opened the takeaway and found that the disposable chopsticks had no opening in the middle, so they couldn’t open it.

  The big guy found it interesting when he saw it, so he made a few jokes.

  But I didn’t want to. I usually saw the guy who smiled, so I just threw the takeaway into the trash can and left.

  At first, everyone didn't take it seriously.

  You can turn your head, the big guy has finished eating and found that the person is gone.

  I saw a lot of people gathered downstairs, and then I knew that they had already been on the rooftop!

   "What kind of person is this? My heart is too fragile!"

   "It's probably a loser. Nobody pays attention at ordinary times. I want to use this method to get eyeballs. Just like those common depressions on the Internet, people who say they want to die every day are actually more than anyone else."

   "Look at the old guys, I'm at the corner of Shi'en Street. Someone wants to jump off the building because the chopsticks can't be opened because of the takeaway chopsticks! Give me a thumbs up if I feel exciting!"

  I heard a few people talking about the reason, and there was a lot of noise all around.

  Some people who were afraid that it might not be a big deal have already picked up their phones and started shooting and live broadcasting.

Amidst the noise, Chen Shi looked up at the young man standing on the edge of the roof and swaying in the wind. He patted his chest: "Teacher, this person is not mentally problematic, right? Just because of a pair of chopsticks. , As for?"

Li Shixin shook his head when Chen Shi, who had always been sensible, said so.

  Too young.

  No normal person would joke about his life because of a trivial matter.

   sighed secretly, he turned to pat a colleague of the guy upstairs, "Did you call the police?"

"what!"

  When Li Shixin asked, a group of people were stunned.

   was shocked just now, everyone went up to the rooftop and found that the gate of the rooftop had been held by the guy from the outside, and hurried downstairs. result……

  I have forgotten all about calling the police.

   "Then what are you doing? Hurry up and call the police!"

  Li Shixin smiled angrily by this group of stupid goods, and reminded him.

  Goodbye, the figure upstairs has already sat on the roof, watching the downstairs crying, his emotions are already very excited, decisively, he grabbed the loudspeaker from the side of the director.

   "Huh? Teacher Li, what are you doing?"

   "The police estimate that it will take a while to arrive. I will stabilize him first."

When I heard Li Shixin say this, the director was frightened: "Mr. Li, don’t talk nonsense! Our show, if you don’t persuade me, just talk about it. Something really happened, let’s But be responsible!"

   Faced with the worry of the choreographer and a group of trainees, Li Shixin smiled faintly, “Don’t worry, the old man has understood this. Nothing will go wrong.”

  "Really?" Faced with Li Shixin's determination, the director still doubted.

   "Why are you lying to you?" Li Shixin grinned, "My daughter is severely depressed. When I consulted a psychologist before, the doctor told me how to deal with emergencies. Don't worry."

  Hearing Li Shixin's words, the choreographer released the loudspeaker strap that was suspiciously hanging in his hand, and handed it over.

  "Then Teacher Li, please say well, please keep people steady before the police come!"

   "Just look at you!"

  Li Shixin made a haha, took a deep breath, turned his head, took up the megaphone, and shouted to the upper terrace.

   "Hey! Boy smashed, jump off the building?"

  (Д;), (д;), (д;)!

  You are so persuasive! ?

   Hearing Li Shixin’s statement asking for a reason, his tone was very similar to the greeting of "have you eaten?", the whole audience watched the black line on the head of the crowd.

   But it was obvious that this unnutritious greeting attracted the attention of the guy upstairs.

  Looking at the guy's eyes on him, Li Shixin stretched out his hand and waved vigorously.

   "Boy smash, uncle passed by here, I heard them say that you want to commit suicide because of a pair of chopsticks, is that the case?"

  On the rooftop, hearing Li Shixin’s question, the boy crying louder.

   "Fart! Wow..."

   Hearing that heart-piercing answer, a stone in Li Shi's confidence was put down-this person has not made up his mind for the time being.

  "Then can you tell the uncle, what is it?"

   "It's too difficult, it's too difficult for me!"

"Wow……"

"Years ago, my mother told me that my dad had stomach cancer. I didn't find it difficult. It was just a disease. The treatment would be over! Years later, my girlfriend said that he was afraid that my dad's disease would drag me down, so I broke up with me. It’s not that difficult. Isn’t it just a woman? If you don’t have it, look for it! What’s the big deal? A new game is going to be launched this week, and the supervisor asked me to modify a dozen versions of a plan. I stayed through the night for more than ten days, and finally paid His mother used the first edition, and I didn't find it difficult. I did this job, what can I do?"

   "But she's fucking, but fucking!!!"

   With a heart-piercing roar that resounded through the streets, the guy struggled to stand up from the rooftop.

   Standing on the top of the building, he was like a reduced version of King Kong, banging his chest.

   "I just thought, no matter what the big things happen, I will grit my teeth and bear it, and life will definitely get better! But why? Even a pair of **** chopsticks will have trouble with me!"

  The heart-piercing question of the boy resounded through the streets.

  The ridiculing crowd just now was silent.

  Downstairs, Li Shixin also fell silent.

   Damn it, the collapse of an adult

   Leaked out is always the tip of the iceberg.

  It’s not the mountain on his back that crushes a macho, but the feathers that hit his eyelashes.

  This time, I have encountered stubbornness!

  　PS: Next, it seems that there is nothing fart, but because she is lying at home and contributing to the country, and her daughter is entangled in playing Lego every day, she can’t help but sing a song for everyone! The name of the song is "I'm a Voting Craftsman", everyone applauds!

  　　 I am a voting craftsman, and I have great voting skills! I want to vote for that small monthly pass, it's very beautiful! After casting one after another, my little hand is flying and busy~~~~ After casting my second child is stupid, laughing like a dog!

  　　 finished singing, applaud!

  (End of this chapter)