Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

17 – A novel where ninjas come out and try to annihilate you

-Slowly

“You were lucky.”

The masked man lowered the stabbed knife and said in an icy voice.

“…You just stabbed me here. You idiot.”

The demon king answered while touching the paper crane that blocked the blade. I’m looking with worried eyes to see if there’s a torn place.

‘Even if I stab him, do I have to stab him there?’

Through all kinds of buffs, the paper crane, which should be harder than the divine Kriemhild’s shield, didn’t even get a scratch despite the man’s rapid advance.

-Duduk, Dduduk

A man who loosens his shoulders. There is no sign of panic even though the surprise attack of conversion has failed.

“I was drawn to it by the mighty magic power and stabbed it, but I never thought it would look like this.”

“What does this look like? Excuse me. What do i look like How are you?”

The demon king, unable to comprehend the mood, reshaped his hair reflected in the mirror.

“You are quite good at pretending to be a human. But aren’t almenengi dirty demons who covet blood and internal organs anyway? With that gutter-like mouth, you can speak human words well.”

…

A man’s thoughts are no different from my thoughts so far.

‘But…’

Why do I feel strangely dirty?

“Hey, there you are.”

That’s what he was referring to. It seems that the one who is condescending is the one who hit the outside a bit.

“Why?”

“You’re not cooperating with the demons, are you? Are you taking care of your heart? Like sharing the spirit.”

“No.”

“If there is anything that will hold me back when I go into battle, tell me in advance.”

“No, damn you.”

“…What?”

The sharp gaze of the man who had not taken his eyes off the demon returned to me.

“What?”

“Oh, the way you talk is so f*cking thick. f*ck you. The bastard who came to fight is so long.”

This man is strong. But he’s probably less than nine. He couldn’t even be stronger than the Demon King. It’s an analysis of a veteran Pokemon encyclopedia, so it can be said that it’s almost accurate.

“…This guy… Already has his soul tainted… Chit.”

A man with his sword drawn behind him

-Shing!

The man rushed at me with the speed of a flash.

*

-Chuck

“Don’t do it. Why are you fighting?”

The demon king holding his sword with his thumb and forefinger. The sword stopped right in front of my uvula.

“Is it a gang?”

“It’s a gang. hehehehe.”

‘It’s not a team. Do not weave It’s a bastard.’

The demon king holding the sword responded with a smile. I thought I was going to die and my balls shrank, but I survived thanks to the demon king. Did you save this.

“I say emergency. Would you understand if I said ‘quick feet of a western country’?”

“I don’t know. Rather, don’t step on the carpet.”

The Demon King may not know, but I’ve heard of it.

Emergency.

There is a human who has surpassed the god demon Zephyrus. There is no doubt that he is a speed special list.

‘I don’t know if it’s strength or magic, but if it’s speed…? Wouldn’t it be worth a try?’

It’s quite a thick bastard, but if you can beat the demon king, the story is different. If you insulted me earlier, you can apologize later.

“Sure.”

-Saaak

After saying that, the man disappeared. Just like when it was reflected on the screen earlier.

-Shook! Shook! Shook! Shook!

The sound of air tearing can be heard in the air. I could see that it was moving along the wall at a very high speed.

“Hey! Don’t do it! If you leave footprints on the ceiling, it will be hard to erase!”

The crying demon king rolled his eyes here and there and glared at the fast-moving man. The man’s low-pitched voice resounded in the midst of shuffling and shuffling.

“…Can’t you follow me? My feet are faster than sound. Don’t worry. The pain will be fleeting.”

-Shook! Shook! Shook! Shook!

“Oh, really…”

-Pair

-Quaaang!

I followed only afterimages in the air and looked in the direction where the sound came from.

It was behind the demon king. There was a man lying on the ground with all the corn bursting out. It seems that he tried to attack from behind and got hit back.

“Uh…… Huh?”

The masked man who passed out just like that, and the fast-footed thing lost his mind.

“Ah… Hey… Look at the footprints.”

The demon king looks at the dirty wall and makes a sad expression.

‘I expected it… Stupid.’

*

“Behind the pillar, wipe that one too.”

“… I don’t remember stepping on it. I’m afraid I’m going to have to do it…”

“Do you want to vomit? Wanna get another hit? Won’t you put your teeth on it?”

“Ugh…”

-Ssuksak, seuksak

A man with all his teeth pulled out and his pronunciation muffled is wiping the walls with a rag. His cheeks were swollen as if he had been bitten by a snake, and his handsome face became a pancake.

“Because you climbed the wall there, get rid of the cobwebs.”

“…..So…”

*

“Okay, it’s a bit cleaner now. Come on.”

The demon king gestured to the man. She must have learned her fear of the man. She sloppy and reluctantly approached the demon lord.

“…Wow, I’m here…”

“Come closer. Uh, don’t hit me, don’t hit me.”

The teeth held in the demon king’s hand were inserted into the man’s mouth one by one. Surprisingly, every time I do that, my teeth stick back to their original state.

“Carpet! Step on it! Say no! I did! Why! Speak! Not! Listen! Huh?”

A demon lord who shouts with strength every time he inserts one. The man trembles and just opens his mouth.

“It’s done.”

“… Thank you. Enough then.”

As if his conscience had gone out, the man who had cursed, polluted the house, and even ground bread was about to leave as if nothing had happened.

“Hey, wait.”

The Demon King’s Heoyeon hand grabs his shoulder.

“What is going on…?”

“How much do you have?”

The time has come to collect the spoils of the Demon King. The demon king seems to be a bully who quarrels with some passer-by.

‘Well… That’s cheap enough.’

Humans attack monsters. Kill, get loot The Demon King did not attack first. He was just protecting himself from those who tried to kill him. It was a very reasonable procedure.

“… 400 Gold is all. I have an installment savings account in the bank that is due soon.”

“… I’m going to erase my memory anyway, so that’s no way, give me 400 gold.”

The man took out his pocket and placed it in the demon king’s heoyeon hand.

“….. Can we go now? It’s time to feed the cat…”

“Yes. Previously.”

The demon king took out a coin tied to his thread from his pocket. He stood in front of the man and said.

“Look carefully at this. If you look elsewhere, you will be scolded.”

“Yes.”

The demon king said while waving a coin.

“I forget everything that happened in the castle of demons… I forget… I won’t invade anymore… I won’t… I won’t count anywhere else and I’m going home… I’m going home… Starting tomorrow, I’ll be kind. Become a ninja… Become…”

‘…Was that what you were doing…’

The memory manipulation of the Akashic Master, who was said to be the only three on the continent, was carried out in a very familiar way.

The color in the man’s eyes disappeared, and he turned around and trudged away.

…

You are so f*cking strong. Quote doesn’t come out How can you be so strong?

Actually, when I first came to the 100th floor, I thought it was over. Of course, the monsters on the 99th floor were strong, but not enough to make our party struggle.

I wanted to finally be rewarded for all my hard work and go home.

‘The gap is too big.’

I couldn’t even compare to the boss on the 99th floor. What is the source of that strength? Was it that strong from the start?

‘Maybe I…’

Creepy thoughts come to my mind. I wondered if I would never get out of here for the rest of my life and die of old age.

Of course, if you avoid all of the devil’s punishment until then.

‘Whether it happens or not.’

My stance right now is fixed.

“Are you okay?”

I approached the demon king and asked. Of course it would be fine.

“Hee hee! Did you cheer for me again?”

This is the lie I told you when the Black Dragon Guild attacked last time.

“Yes.”

“… Ehehehehe…”

The demon king covered his cheeks with his palms and seemed to be soaked in joy. With the palm of my hand that had just brushed off the teeth of an adult man.

“…..You know.”

The demon king half-opened his eyes and said with a look full of anticipation.

“You earlier, when he cursed at me.”

…

-Isn’t Almengi a dirty demon who covets blood and internal organs anyway? With that gutter-like mouth, you can speak human words well.

‘Yes, I did.’

“Then. Thank you for being angry on my behalf.”

… What?

It’s because I’m in a bad mood, but it’s because I cursed at you?

…

‘That’s crazy. It’s not even summer, so did you get tired of the heat…’

This is absurd nonsense. But there was nothing else I couldn’t get along with.

“Yeah… Of course not. We…”

“We…?”

The demon lord grabbed the tail of the horse I had been puzzling over and stretched out. Then he rushed over and put his face right in front of mine.

“We…? What are we?”

The demon lord repeats the words from a while ago with a voice that reminded him of it.

His red eyes twinkled, and his pale pink lips curled up in anticipation of an answer.

When she says the same thing several times, the answer is already set like a formula. She should just give her the answer she wants.

“We are a team.”

…?

Is it because of my mood? Since I copied the correct answer the demon king gave himself earlier, the correct answer must be correct.

For some reason, the anticipation that was in her expression seemed to escape a little. But then he smiles broadly and says.

“Right. It’s a gang we. Ehehehe…”

‘….. sh*t.’

“Hee hee. Still, something fast… Thanks to him, I cleared the cobwebs.”

She blushed and said with a smirk.

“You can just clean it up.”

“… I hate bugs.”

… That doesn’t suit me.

“…Me too.”

“Huh?”

“I hate it too. Bug.”

It was the first time she had told her what she didn’t like. She must have been a weak point, so why did she say that?

I don’t know. Me too.

“hehehe. I told you to clean up the cobwebs. Then I won’t have to.”

“What? Really?”

If you say you don’t like it, is it a style you won’t force?

There were many things I hated besides bugs. Chess, oak roulette, arm wrestling, dog stuff. Okay, let’s talk about it right now.

“…If you say you don’t like games and penalties, can you stop doing it now?”

“Do you want to die?”

“No.”