Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

20 – Farming Games (3)

I was amazingly good at one game. Except for bubbling.

The eons of time have passed. At the end of labor to wash blood with blood.

I became the richest man in the village.

It is pointless to count the number of potatoes anymore. On fertile soil, a high-powered sprinkler waters it daily instead of me. It is still not enough to go to Mars, but there is no longer a life struggling with monthly rent and tax payment.

Where is that?

-You must be 956223! It’s all thanks to you that the town is prosperous!

The village chief, whose front teeth were gilded, came with a friendly face and flattered him. Having praised my achievements, he suddenly gave me a red horse. Of course, it was immediately stolen by the Demon King.

Who am I?

The person who made a leap in the quality of the annual village vegetable fair.

A person who opened a road in a ghetto that was not seen in other places and took off exchanges with the city.

The person who built schools and labor centers to provide residents with a sense of purpose and healthy lives.

A person who came out to buy caviar ice cream on an errand for the demon lord.

That was all me.

The devil’s pink character is holding caviar ice cream in both hands and eating it deliciously. How many more potatoes were put in the silk clothes that were wrapped all over the body. f*ck this Due to the hardships so far, it has become a habit to value things with potatoes.

“I want to buy a calf.”

The demon king, riding a red horse, followed my character as I walked around.

“G. How are you?”

“20 Million won.”

“What! f*ck you! Is it a golden calf? What kind of calf is 2000?”

“It’s a golden calf.”

“Can I not buy…..?”

“The old character had 200 golden calves.”

“…… Let’s go buy something.”

Why can’t we go to Mars?

More than anything else, the Demon King’s extravagance was too much.

I built a luxurious house right next to my house and live in my house every day. Every time his income increases, the demon king wants more and more luxuries. While overdoing the cheat key called ‘previous character’.

‘Is this bastard wanting to go to Mars?’

Every time you try to roll some money as your money increases, a check comes in like a ghost.

‘… I guess not.’

What the demon king wants is to continue living with me in this poor village. The proof was that it was designed to erase the Martian city built up over several decades.

‘Can I…’

To satisfy her needs, and at the same time become a rich man and send her to Mars. That’s how this hell ends.

‘It will take a very long time.’

Even if life has become a bit more comfortable. At most, the level of the village rich. At what age would you build a rocket and build a city on Mars? The mountain of tasks piled up in layers darkened my eyes.

-Oh! It’s 956223!

-Really, how can you be so cute?

-956223! Please take a look at this one!

Women in the village are screaming without knowing how fast others are. But you shouldn’t be doing that.

-Shuuu~

Took. Degururr.

-What? What is this…

-Quaaang!

Women disappear without a trace in the potato bomb thrown by the devil. I have no way of knowing why there is a bomb in the f*cking farm game, but all NPCs with eyes on me, male or female, were pulverized by that bomb.

‘Crazy b*tch.’

It was clear even without seeing how the previous characters were sent to Mars. He must have used violence and war. It really couldn’t be the devil’s way.

“I’m here. Get off.”

Arriving at the calf farm, I drop off the demon king’s character from the red horse as usual.

The devil’s character who will be healthier than me because he ate all kinds of elixirs and expensive fruits. It is natural to receive an enviable escort where you are not a lady.

‘You’re giving a f*ck in the game too.’

Regardless of whether you made good money or had the ability, being beaten and ripped off like a dog by the devil was no different from reality.

-Jerking, squirming

-Oh, 956223 Neim! Welcome!

When a regular customer arrives, the owner approaches, rubbing his hand like a fly. She must have been eating well, and her initially skinny physique gained weight.

-What should I give you today?

-Calf

– Horse

-Pig

-…

The demon king snatched my gamepad and lowered the cursor to the bottom.

-Golden Calf

-Beep

– Yes?! A golden calf?

The owner shuddered at the price, raising the seagull’s eyebrows.

-If it’s a golden calf… Uhm…

Then he takes out an old map and puts it in my hand.

‘Just by looking at it, you can say that the ingredients you need are here, so you should bring them. They’ll say there’s a story.’

-The golden calf is buried in the ‘hot pepper field’ in the mountain behind the village. But… It’s…

Don’t put that nickname on the pepper field.

The owner’s face turned blue as he continued to speak. He trembled all over as if he was afraid to even think about it. Despite this banal and old-fashioned direction, the demon king swallows saliva and concentrates on the owner’s words in the monitor.

– There…

A choice appeared.

1. What do you have?

2. Are you okay. Say it.

… Both options are the same… Director, you idiot.

Pressed something.

-There is Ryuk, the God of Death… He is the watchman who guards the golden calf buried in the pepper field.

A god of death with a somewhat familiar name. Why are you guarding the pepper field? I wasn’t interested in the small settings of the f*cking farm game anymore. The important thing is the devil’s choice.

The demon king asks with a serious expression.

“Ryuk is strong. Can you win?”

“… No. Shall we just go back?”

“The previous character was 200 golden calves…”

‘Why did you ask, you motherf*cker!’

I pressed the Option. When you think about it, it’s a surprisingly good situation. That’s because I saved 20 million won. One more step on Mars…

-The price of the map is 20 million won.”

“Oh, f*ck.”

*

Someday, we must send the Demon King to Mars. But it doesn’t have to be now.

‘If I had progressed this far…’

I made a cautious proposal to the demon king. If you get even the golden calf, why don’t you stop here and have dinner?

“It’s not fun to achieve everything at once. I want to stay here with you for a long time.”

You can count me like this. It wasn’t me who deleted the character, it was you. If you have done this, please respond. If you have a conscience

“….. Well, good.”

‘Yoshiiiii!!!’

The sunlight in the eyes of a prisoner who had been digging a way out with a spoon all the time.

‘Bucky bug… How many days did you do it…’

The day of the week. I stopped leaking. It’s finally time to bring this damn skit to an end.

– A jerk, a squeak.

He vigorously opened the door to the weapon shop. The owner walks out with crutches on one leg.

-If you came to this old store… As a man, you must have something you want to protect.

The owner, who catches Gao, shifted his gaze to the demon king.

-That way… Flowers blooming on the cliff.

He’s stronger than me…

-Take a look.

There are various weapons on the screen. Unfolded There are no flamethrowers or shotguns.

If it is a death god, it is highly likely that it is a dark attribute. I paid for the most expensive sword imbued with divine power and left. 15 Million won… Why is this person selling swords like this, but the store looks like this? It must be a coining kid.

I open the store door and ask the devil as I come out.

“You know.”

“Huh?”

“Can you help me catch the Grim Reaper?”

“Of course not. We are a team.”

A group that often comes out of the devil’s mouth. I guess I liked it quite a bit.

“Once we get the golden calf, let’s eat. I’ll make you something delicious.”

“Yes.”

“And I’ll listen to what you want.”

‘…It’s enough to stop doing this.’

“I can hear you get out of here.”

!!!!

… It’s a trap. Who knows how to be fooled?

“It’s okay. I like living here with you…”

“I know. Know. Still, sometimes you want to ventilate, don’t you? So let me go.”

…Is this serious?

Really?

“… Really?”

“Yes. As long as you get the golden calf.”

?

You’re going out like this?

“…Kikit.”

I was annoyed by the demon lord who laughs for some reason, but this is an opportunity that will never come again.

*

The cold pepper field was a 5-minute walk away. In the meantime, it was like living as a neighbor cousin with the Shinigami.

‘There it is.’

A grim reaper wearing overalls and holding a scythe is sweating profusely while harvesting peppers. He is a bit stung as the same farmer, but he has no choice but to take the lead. I have a lot on my mind At least I’ll bury it in that field.

-Sneaking, sneaking

After carefully approaching, I stabbed Ryuk in the back.

-Pak!

Then Ryuk flew up into the sky and spoke his lines.

– Cuckoo Cuck. A mouse blinded by gold. There are no fire moths!

Then he throws the scythe away and starts shooting peppers in the air.

-Shook! Shook! Shook! Shook!

-Pang! Kwak! Kwak Kwa Kwak!

…!

What is it? This crazy pattern.

Indiscriminately pouring red pepper bombs like a shooting game without mercy in the 1990s. There were few blind spots to avoid.

“… Hee hee… Uh hee hee.”

!!!

‘That’s right! You f*cking b*tch!’

The Demon King had no intention of ending the game. You can know it through the life of a gamer. This pattern is not something you can see and avoid. A type that requires you to repeatedly defeat the save new attack with memory.

“Hee hee hee. Hee hee.”

HP runs out at a rapid rate. I could see my character coughing in pain in the pouring pepper rain.

It resembles the image of me who has been avoiding the devil’s tightly woven noose. Her expression is stepped on in this busy moment.

Forever and ever, restrain me. The demon king blushes and rejoices at the thought of spending a few more days together.

…

‘…Are you afraid I won’t be able to do it?’

-Hwirik

-Tadak, tadadak.

Since I came here. Although I crossed the line countless times. I don’t think I’ve ever been as serious as I am now. This reaper is the final boss.

‘Yes… The final boss is this bastard, not the demon king on the 100th floor. If I catch this bastard, it’s all over.’

-Tadadadak. Tadak.

When it comes to games, I was able to stand out to the point of being a genius.

Let’s try.

Having been hit by the god of death’s chili bomb, HP was reduced by half.

But it’s not a pointless shot. Stick to the wall, avoiding its trajectory and focusing all your attention on observing it.

“…Do you not attack?”

A shrinking health bar that shrinks like getting your clothes wet in drizzle even if you avoid it.

“… Have you given up?”

The demon king, who wants me to die covered in red pepper, asks in a voice full of curiosity.

‘Just a little bit… a little bit more…’

-Shusyuk!

‘I found it!’

Around the time HP is low. Reaper reused the pattern that moved in the first place. That is, this is one cycle. I’ve seen all the ballistics of pepper bombs.

– A spatula!

My character jumped and hacked at the reaper in the air.

-Keah!

A reaper screaming in agony. But that doesn’t mean that bosses in indie games will change their patterns.

To attack while moving according to the rest. To never make a mistake.

“…Huh? Uh?”

I hear the demon king’s puzzled voice. He must have worked dozens of times to break this. I’m pretty sure I was going to blow up soon.

‘Talent isn’t just for four years.’

If you have overwhelming talent in terms of strength in reality, then games are like that for me. I’ll get out of here with that talent.

-Shock! Shock! Shock!

– A spatula! Spoon! Spoon!

When Ryuk’s HP is about 1/5th.

-Shuuu… Degurururu

-Quaaang!

!!!!

The demon king started throwing potato bombs at me.

‘What bullsh*t. Rainbow Ultimate b*tch!’

Unbeknownst to me, I almost hit the demon king with a reality gang. That f*cking bad b*tch. Being cornered, he tries to help the god of death.

-Shoo Woowook! Wow!

‘Oh, really!’

The intense bombardment was so fierce that he looked back at the demon king and said.

“You know. What are you doing now…”

“Sorry. I think my key is broken.”

A demon king with a blue face. To be very upset. He pressed the button frantically.

In this case…

‘No matter what country…’

…

‘Did you think I couldn’t avoid it?’

I’ve seen her throw potato bombs at villagers countless times. Although she got a little difficult with the pattern. It’s not impossible to avoid.

-Shuwook! -Shuuuk!

I can’t attack at all because I’m dodging potato bombs. However.

‘You can carry 20 potato bombs at once.’

Evaded 18 items. Just two more…!

-Shoo Woowook! -Shuuuk!

-Shock!

-Quaaang

It’s over. Avoided all She had no means left to hold her back any longer.

‘This is the end.’

I approached the reaper while avoiding the pepper bombs that I have become accustomed to.

– A spatula! Spoon!

A god of death who became a daughter. One more room, one more room…

“Eight!”

!!!!

“What, what the f*ck!”

“Hey hey!”

The demon lord attacked me and tried to remove my controller. This year to be punished! In the end, you finally reveal your true nature!

There was no way I could defeat her with her strength. She immediately pulled out the pad.

“Ha ha… Ha… Ah, no. So… So this is…”

It looks like he has something to say shamelessly even after committing a foul on the subject of winning. It’s pitiful to climb on top of my body, looking for an excuse with a red face. To this I answer.

“I woke up.”

“….. What?”

The demon king’s shaking pupils head to the monitor. There stood my character holding a golden calf aloft after defeating a god of death with daughter blood.

“…Uh…?”

At the end, I entered the command with a hair’s breadth. It was really dangerous.

“……”

“……”

You definitely said it before. I don’t lie.

The Demon King said with his lips trembling.

“… Hey, being able to get out of here means you can get out of this game room.”

“Wow, f*ck.”