Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

58 – Jealousy

“!!!”

-Beep

It was only when I saw the ceiling of my room in front of my eyes that a deep sense of relief exploded. I was grateful for the peace of everyday life.

I dreamed that I was possessed by Dorothy’s hamster. Crazy b*tches surrounded me and looked down, making sly faces right before committing something.

-Mr. Dongha, no, hamster Mr. Dongha, do you like me?

-Good. I’ve already answered twenty-one times.

-Me?

– I live because of you.

-Of course I’ll like it… Tell me why you like it.

– Assassin… Ah, no. YuRia is good too. Then. Um… Because she’s an elf?

Abu even vomited flattery, but they tormented me endlessly.

Dorothy applied acceleration magic to the treadmill and continued to roll it, and Yuria inserted me into the string instead of an arrow and fired. Rebecca, who is a prankster, confused me and meatballs and tried to dip them in ketchup and eat them. The scariest thing of all was that Nine called me cute and tried to take me to the bath together. I was about to bite her tongue to death, but it’s really fortunate that the dream woke up right before.

… Huh?

“…”

?

What is it?

The demon king lying next to me is looking at the ceiling instead of my face. Her cheeks swollen for some reason, she said her words to her.

“… You know.”

“… Yes.”

“Where does it hurt?”

“It doesn’t hurt. Why?”

“… No… Normally, they would watch me and say, ‘Whoa, it’s up! Let’s go eat!’ It’s like this. You.”

“What? When did I say something so stupid?”

…

*

-Zerith

The devil’s eyes sting. I don’t know why, but as a hard-nosed survival expert, I know a reasonable code of conduct when faced with a situation like this.

“I was wrong.”

“… What?”

“What you don’t like right now.”

“Umm. Isn’t there anything like that?”

Pretend to be an adult without blowing the air out of your puffy cheeks like balloons.

A demon king who is upset for some reason. There are a few things she can’t hide. With the overflowing magic power, with the lies, when I was angry like now.

To be honest, it’s not easy for people to understand people’s hearts, let alone humans vs demons.

Obviously, the demon king who played Little Farm, which opened last night, looked more excited than his own character who slapped five cups of golden carrot juice. He rubbed his body sideways as usual, expressing his satisfaction.

I stayed with her for a long time even when I was sleeping. She was drowsy and fell asleep after competing for a whopping 51 sums.

What is the problem? Last night’s me is not guilty enough to pinch. It means that every moment was a mad movie.

“Can you put some ketchup on me?”

Today, even the beans I ate every day are chewy. She pointed to the ketchup she held in her left hand and demanded to be sprayed.

“Yes.”

– Jjiik…

…?

Hey, there must be more toothpaste than that when brushing a baby with one front tooth. If you like ketchup that much, sleep hugging a ketchup bottle instead of me. When you die, I will definitely write a letter on your tombstone with ketchup. Every year, I will only put ketchup on the rethinking table.

…

Let’s just ask.

“We were good yesterday. Did I do anything wrong in bed?”

After thinking about it, this is a strange question.

“Yeah. And there’s one more.”

?

Is there something wrong? The only thing I could do was fall asleep while talking.

Mmm.

…

Aha. Maybe that’s it?

“Pipsuni.”

“What?”

Her expression went cold. At any moment, black thorns would shoot out from behind her feet, fiercely glaring at her.

‘… No, isn’t this?’

The last word she said was ‘reins of the horse’, as she continued her last words until she fell asleep yesterday. That’s why she came up with a witty answer… Looking at her eyes wide open as if she were going to shoot a murder ray at any moment, she must have guessed wrong. I didn’t get upset because I fell asleep while repeating my last words.

…

The meal is over. Her glutinous rice cake-like cheeks swelled up tightly and showed no sign of falling out. I want to stab it with a needle and explode it. Of course, then I would have to have a private meeting with the devil of hell.

“… Aren’t you going to play Little Farm?”

At that question, she deliberately avoids her eyes and sighs, then flinches and responds.

“… I never said I wouldn’t…?”

He was a demon king who had to do what he had to do even when he was angry.

*

-Degurur

f*ck!

The only crime is hard farming, but another potato bomb rolls in.

-Robbing

-Quaaang!

I narrowly avoided it by rolling sideways. She was about to be crushed like the village women.

…

“You know. A character dies when hit by a bomb.”

“Oops, I’m sorry. The stuff I was playing with must have rolled there.”

With that said, the demon king takes out the next bomb from his bosom. I want to put it in her character’s mouth after applying for pvp and stealing the bomb.

It’s a devil’s character who has upgraded his specs with the golden carrot juice I bought with my own money, but I’m confident that I can rob him if I control him.

After that, bombs continued to fly, and I had to mix farming and moving ice. This is what the f*ck is all about asking someone to feed them. Even if you drive a nail into your chest, you’re still oily.

-Saaa

I wonder if the moving was too flashy. On the subject of the bomber, a chill began to circulate around the demon king, perhaps because he was resentful that all the bombs missed. What do you mean Did you get hit and run away?

He pisses people off again. Heartbreak rises again.

Do you want me to ring again?

“Ah, let’s go see what my friend Langplegank is doing…”

-Saaa

Before she could finish her words, the ice dragon that had swallowed the four fire dragons from the other side appeared next to her.

“…What did you just say? I can’t hear you.”

“My one and only secret friend, the prettiest in the world. Shall we go drink golden carrot juice?”

“Two glasses.”

“Okay.”

This is an angle you shouldn’t mess with. The memory of her being scolded by her trembled when she simmered for the first time in a long time.

…

-Saaa

‘… Ugh. It’s a bit cold.’

A demon king’s anger can sometimes be recognized by the ambient temperature. Of course, this is not a good sign. As it got colder, I remembered the scarf she gave me yesterday.

“Can I come over to my room for a minute?”

“… Yes.”

She went to my room and wrapped the shawl she gave her around her neck and came back. The demon king who saw it said.

“… Ehh!? Did you come with a scarf?”

“…Uh. It’s getting a little cold.”

…

What?

The surroundings suddenly began to warm up.

-Wack

Looking back at the demon lord’s face, the wind that got into his cheeks was gone a little. For some unknown reason, the Demon King’s mood was relieved.

‘…I don’t know what it is, but it’s good.’

When it gets hot, the scarf feels cramped. Puni from the neck again.

-Saaa

The air is cold again.

…

‘That’s it. He said he didn’t wear the gift he gave me.’

“Oh, it’s warm. It’s so nice. This.”

The muffler was a little cramped, but he said as if to listen. Even if I think about it, I was worried that there would be an acting problem with the contrived lines, but fortunately it seems to have passed. The proof is that there is a slight movement at the corner of the demon king’s mouth.

“…”

Still, not everything has been resolved yet. Among the two reasons why I was angry, the other one.

*

The face of the demon king, who had been angry since the morning, now even looked a little uneasy.

Still sitting at the dining table with a stuffy scarf wrapped around his neck. If even this was taken out, it was obvious that more wind would enter the devil’s cheeks.

… Let’s be brave.

It reminds me of the ice dragon from before and it’s scary, but I hated that this atmosphere was maintained. More than anything, I hate the fact that there is a shadow on the demon king’s expression.

“What are you worried about?”

“….. No.”

“Tell me what’s wrong. If I’m wrong, I’ll fix it.”

“….. It’s okay. And thank you for wrapping the scarf around me. Whoa…”

Her sighs are like the sighs of a ephemera who has learned about her lifespan.

“Aren’t we secret friends? Why hide it?”

“… Oh, yes. Yea, but… You don’t have to tell all the secrets.”

“If you have any secrets about me, tell me.”

“….. But… I’m too childish to say it.”

… What?

“What do you mean?”

“….. I don’t even know why I’m doing this.”

“For what?”

“….. Whoops… Whoops…”

As if the lingering wind inside a rubber balloon dissipates, all the wind remaining in her cheeks comes out.

“No. I can’t tell you either.”

“I’m like a child sometimes, so just say it.”

“What? That’s right, you’re a kid! Yesterday you bullied me with a secret box. Salute the chess piece for winning chess!”

The chess salute was a show I put on for a living, she’ll never know.

“Yeah. It was. So it’s okay if you’re like a child too.”

“… But, I’m not a child. Yesterday, I cried like a child…”

“If I don’t tell you, you’ll keep thinking about it and you’ll be in a bad mood. Will it be okay?”

“… That, that”

…

“Yes, I can’t help it. If that’s what you think as a grown-up. I’m going to go to bed now.”

I put the spoon and fork in the cutlery I finished eating, and pushed the chair and stood up.

-Turbuck, turbuck

-Tap

Her fern-like fingers grabbed the hem of my dress, which turned my back. Rhymes with the voice of an ant crawling in.

“…That, that’s it.”

“Yes.”

“… You know.”

“Uh.”

“… Do you like Nine, Rebecca, Yuria, and Dorothy that much?”

…

…

“What?”

“Are they that good?”

…

What is he talking about all of a sudden?

Just hearing her name makes the hairs on her body come out of her mouth, and the sense of reality disappears for a moment. I told you about it once while camping in the past, but I didn’t talk about it in detail at that time because of water level control.

“When did I say I liked them?”

“… Yes. You said it.”

“What? Say it out loud.”

“Hey! You kept saying that while you were sleeping yesterday! I love Rebecca Yuria Dorothy so much! You kept saying that!”

…

It reminds me of yesterday’s forgotten nightmares.

…

Could it be that the demon king heard that I, who had turned into a hamster, was flattering them?

“What are they? Why do you even say, ‘I live because of you, who am I?’ You never said that to me.”

The demon king questioned each item with a very serious face. He can’t make eye contact properly, as if he knows that it’s embarrassing to get upset after hearing him talk in his sleep.

Is that it?

Jealousy.

…

“Pu-whoop!!”

“…!?”

For the first time in a while, I burst out laughing. Since I came to this world, I must have laughed like this less than ten times.

Have you been low pressure all day when you heard me talk in my sleep about liking that crap? I laughed so much that I fell into my chair. The face of the king who saw it turned red like jjamppong soup that he doesn’t even remember when he ate it. That was so cute

“Hey hey! That’s why I told you not to talk!”

“Ahahahahaha! Wow Mr. Bae. Does that make you angry?”

“Hey! Stop it! Stop laughing!”

“He’s always been around.”

-Paper weave

?

…

The laughter stopped. The now-familiar sound of electricity passed by my ears. Very f*cking, now even suppresses laughter. You are Hitler, you are Kim Il-sung.

“Stop… Ceee… Stop laughing… Swallow…”

However, the feeling of injustice quickly disappeared when I saw the demon king’s expression about to cry out of embarrassment.

“… I’m sorry. It’s not like that.”

-Wack

I turned my body to the other side while sitting in the chair. He seems ashamed to show his face. Looking at the other side, the demon king said.

“…They’re the ones you mentioned before?”

“… Uh, old teammates.”

“Do you like them that much?”

“What are you talking about? I don’t like it at all.”

It’s good. I cursed him to die after being struck by lightning fifteen times a day.

“You can be honest.”

“…Really bad.”

“…Hey, there’s little bread here, no meat, and the sunlight doesn’t come in. Didn’t you hate this place? So, don’t you want to go back and have dreams like that?”

…

Absolutely, absolutely wrong. The place I want to return to is Earth, not their party.

…

-Sueuk

I undid the scarf and wrapped it around her neck and mine.

“…What?”

“I told you the other day. I like you better than the ones outside the tower. But why don’t you believe me?”

Only then did the demon king turn towards me. Her white legs touch mine.

“…But… To see him dreaming like that…”

“Not really. You must be wrong. The only thing I like in this world is you.”

This one word is not always a lie.

“…”

The demon king, who blushed, looked around and lowered his head.

Then he hit my chest with his fist and complained. It’s a secret that I was afraid of breaking my ribs.

“… I’m sorry for being grumpy. I’m just talking in my sleep… I, I’m so worried… My heart keeps hurting…”

“…Why.”

“You say you like them. You say you live for them. I’m the only one here. If you like them better than me… There’s no reason for you to be here.”

“… I like you the best.”

…

The demon king continued talking while casting a paper crane hanging around his neck.

“… I believe everything you say.”

“…”

After that, we didn’t talk for a while, so it was a bit uncomfortable. I said, pointing to the canned beans that the demon king hadn’t eaten at all.

“Let’s eat now. Huh? You haven’t eaten at all.”

“… Yes.”

Only then did the demon king eat his own beans with a spoon, which he hadn’t even touched.

“… Huh? No ketchup today?”

“Yum, I can’t spray it.”

…?

“What?”

“Ketchup, we’re out of ketchup… hehehe.”

…

I guess all you did was squeeze a little for me in the morning.

For some reason, the ketchup bottle I had with me at every meal was gone. The Demon King, who had been looking at my face all the time even during the meal, said.

“I can’t live without you now.”

“…”

I…

“…”

“…”

“…”

“… Beans are delicious. Hee hee.”

My mouth didn’t come off. The only sound was the rattling of spoons.