Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

Chapter 74

74 – I like new clothes and people like old ones (2) Catfight?

-He’s my friend.

At the words of the demon king, the four of them stare at the demon king with absurd faces.

“What did you just say? My friend? Friend?”

“… Ugh, ugh. Friend…”

When Dorothy wakes the wildcat and drives it away, the demon king replies with a crawling voice.

“A friend? A disgusting demon, and the king of demons at that. Did you just call a human a friend?”

“… That, but a friend, a friend…”

“You’re a girl with a strange head. Listen carefully. No one in this world wants you to be alive. There’s no way something like you will ever have a friend.”

“… uuu…”

Even if a sword comes flying, or a dragon made of fire comes flying, I hide behind my shoulder because I’m suppressed like a demon king who used to attack me.

“Never mind. It’s because they’re as stupid as 6 seconds.”

“… Ooh, are we friends?”

A question the devil asked countless times in this castle. She always wants to be confirmed. She can answer it again and again and again.

“Of course you are my best friend.”

The demon king’s hesitant attitude suddenly revived at those words.

“Look, look! You say you’re a friend…”

“Shut up. Ugly.”

When Nine shouted, the Demon King was crushed again.

“… Whoops. Am I ugly?”

The wrinkly demon king asked all the party members.

“Yes. You really look like squid sundae. Haven’t you ever eaten squid sundae? Something like a beggar.”

“Why is your hair tied up? If you borrow Dongha’s words, Jolaru doesn’t suit you.”

“What are you wearing around your neck? They look like kids wearing bubble caps. I hate the concept.”

‘Shut it up.’

“I don’t like the look of red eyes either. I want to dig it up.”

“Hey Rebecca. My eyes are red too.”

“I’m sorry. Nine.”

No matter how harsh you say to the demon king, it’s useless. ‘Cause I’m covering her ears

“I don’t have to listen. Even if all four of them are combined, they are no prettier than you.”

As the demon king, who was in a good mood, hugged me, the atmosphere seemed to cool down.

“…”

-Pican

The four looked this way without speaking. Then, Nine pulled out the magic sword that was on her back. She pointed the tip of her sword at the demon king.

“As expected, it’s dirty. Let’s quickly kill the demons.”

“I will. It’s not worth keeping alive.”

“I’ll make you a honeycomb. Dongha stay out of the way.”

“Hey! Stay away from Bamtan!”

…

It’s coming.

To kill my friend.

“… I’ll do well and come back.”

“…Do not give up.”

“… Kee hee hee. Of course.”

The demon king in my arms.

He turned his back on me and left.

Isn’t it all right?

As ever.

The battle got longer.

It didn’t end in an instant like before.

From the start, the battle was different from the previous one.

As soon as Dorothy felt the power of magic just like that time, as soon as the battle started, she used a buff that maximized magic resistance on everyone. And put a weakening curse that drastically reduces magic power on the demon king.

In the past, it was pierced by the demon king’s magic, whether it was a defense buff or a debuff.

‘…Why? Why?’

This time, the demon king’s attack magic didn’t work.

The demon king was forced to engage in hand-to-hand combat.

…

-Pyong! Piyung! Piyung!

– Puk, Puk

Along the body of the demon king, Yuria’s speedy eyes pour like a shower. The arrow misses dizzyingly narrowly and pierces the black stone floor.

-Seong.

As the last time, the demon king, who was only avoiding the reaction speed, started to use teleport as if he had reached his limit.

“… Whoa… Whoa…”

He is breathing heavily.

…

I was insanely anxious.

‘What’s wrong? You evaded it much easier last time.’

The Demon King tried to catch his breath for a while. But it wasn’t over just avoiding Yuria’s arrows.

–

Her Nine absolute piercings continued without giving her a chance to rest. A sword that stabs twelve times per second.

-Poof, Poof, Poof

“You see everything and avoid it? How great?”

“… Alas…”

As an ordinary human, I can only see afterimages in my eyes. With a roar that rips through the air, a sword that moves only to pierce the demon lord’s body at breakneck speed.

You can know this by living with the demon king for a long time.

The Demon King wasn’t joking around.

It’s true that you’re really struggling.

…

Why?

Why? Why? Why the hell

You evaded it much easier last time, right?

When the Demon King was cornered by Nine’s sword and Yuria’s arrow, he teleported right in front of Yuria’s eyes.

‘… Good!’

It is natural to prioritize eliminating long-range attackers in battle. But it’s never easy. Because the other party is also aware of it.

So, the demon king intentionally lured Nine, who is the vanguard, into a corner as much as possible before attacking the isolated Yuria. Because Yuria, an archer, doesn’t have close combat skills.

“… Heh, I knew! Rebecca!”

“Sacrifice!”

When Yuria signaled, the tanker Rebecca cast her protective spell on Yuria.

[Sacrifice] Is a skill that is perfect for Rebecca, who has only hard talents, taking damage instead of the target she walked on.

‘…It’s useless.’

With this, Rebecca is done.

When they attacked in the past, Rebecca cast that magic on YuRia and took damage from the Demon King’s slap instead, but she was put to death in one shot.

I remembered how everyone froze when I saw that the cheeks of the stones, which had not been scratched no matter how many times I had been hit, had fainted as if they had been bitten by a snake.

-Pair!!

The demon king slapped Yuria on the cheek. Of course, it wasn’t Yuria who made the sound, it was Rebecca who applied the buff.

‘… Phew.’

I was a little relieved. In a 4-on-1 situation, losing one person is a huge loss in power…

“Ouch!”

Rebecca screamed.

…

That was all.

…

‘…You endured?!?’

Her heart sank.

“Eww?”

Me and the whole party were surprised at the same time.

The party members must have been surprised to see Rebecca’s first reaction to being sick throughout the journey.

I was surprised that Rebecca didn’t fall all at once like last time.

– Plop

“… Ugh! It hurts! I think her brain is shaking.”

Rebecca fell for a moment and instead she just grabbed the right cheek.

…

Something is strange.

Dorothy’s magic is stronger than last time.

Yuria’s arrows are much faster.

Nine’s swordsmanship has become even sharper.

Rebecca became stiffer.

…

Those monsters. Has it gotten stronger in the meantime?

… No way.

Words I don’t want to come up keep coming together in my head.

Defeat.

Death.

More than when Dorothy cast a low-probability instant death spell on me, more than when Yuria put her apple on her head and shot an arrow, more than when Nain came closer wearing her see-through clothes.

Much, much. I was anxious.

“… The attack power is incredible. Received Be careful not to fit everyone. Let’s attack metallurgy metallurgy.”

Nine’s eyes changed when she saw Rebecca collapsed. Correct the pattern of the party members as it is.

There was never a time when Nine said that and the party withdrew.

And most of those opponents are dead.

“You really are a monster. Change arrows With poison arrows.”

Yuria replaced the poisoned arrow.

“I will restrain movement. Ice Sea”

Dorothy spreads ice magic on the floor, making the demon king’s bare feet cold. Of course, this does not apply to allies.

…

“… Demon King.”

I couldn’t overcome my anxiety and called the demon king like a child.

“…Yes.”

The demon king smiles at me even during a tough fight. He seemed to be telling me not to worry.

…

“They want to kill you.”

“….. Kee hee hee. Know.”

…

“Kill you too. You must attack with the intention of killing.”

“…That’s not okay.”

…

Since you said no, no matter what I say, I won’t break your stubbornness.

The reason why the demon king insists on slapping and kicking chestnuts.

The Demon King has never been.

I never killed anyone.

Do you have any beliefs? Or did you make an appointment with someone?

To be honest, I also don’t want to see the demon king kill someone. Something like a good and gentle demon king killing people and feeling guilty. It was an emissary.

…

That doesn’t mean the demon king will die.

They’re trying to kill you.

And they’re garbage that won’t matter in the world even if they’re gone.

“…You don’t believe me? Lol. Wait. I’ll kick you out soon.”

“Please don’t die. If you feel like dying, kill me.”

“…”

-Shuk, shuk, shuk.

-Pyong! Piyung! Piyung!

The demon king’s whole body is covered in sweat.

Movement slowed noticeably.

“… Ugh…”

The Demon King.

I’m tired.

He clenched his fists. The sweat that flowed profusely from his hands was caught in his mouth.

“… Whoa. Indeed, it can be called the Demon King. I never thought I would last this long.”

“I will. And the power is enormous. If I get hit just once, I will die.”

“I’m sure you’re holding on even though the deadly poison went in. That’s great.”

…

This is not a game.

Cannot be revived.

The demon king was the one I was touching until a few hours ago.

My friend.

It is actually alive and moving.

My sensitive friend who cries when he is sick and smiles when he is happy.

If it loses, it’s over.

If you lose, you die.

I’ve seen Nine kill people countless times. Not only monsters, but also demons.

If that black bladed demonic sword cuts the demon king’s neck.

Just like it used to be.

She will die too.

Shedding red blood.

‘…Death?’

Are you my friend?

The Demon King. Die fighting?

I can’t see you from now on?

“No.”

I thought I was about to lose my mind, so I quietly spoke to myself. Either way, the fight continues.

“Let’s push through before we recover.”

Nine did not give the demon king time to recover. Relentlessly aiming for her heart, he swings his sword.

At that time.

“Ah. My paper crane…!”

-Chaw ah!

!!!!!

-Duk, Duk

Reddish drops of blood fell on the road and began to stain it.

The arm of the demon king who was trying to wrap the paper crane was cut by his sword.

…

“Joe, paper crane! Are you okay!?”

The demon king doesn’t pay attention to the blood flowing from his arm and is checking to see if the paper crane is torn.

……Ah…

My throat was choked.

The floor where she lay face down and drew with the blunt crayons.

The demon king’s red blood flowed and permeated there.

…

I have no idea.

I hope everything is a dream.

Yes.

At this point, if it were all a dream, even coming to the Demon King’s Castle.

“It’s a waste.”

Looking at the tip of Nine’s sword that couldn’t cut through the vitals, he licked her lips as if regretting it.

“uuu… That’s good. It’s not torn.”

The Demon King is relieved that the paper crane is safe.

…

The battle will begin again.

No.

“Wait a minute!!!”

I screamed worse than that.

…

Nine also took up her posture again.

Even Yuria, who tried to shoot the next arrow at the demon king.

Dorothy was also performing the chant.

Rebecca, who was driven by damage from party members.

The Demon King, who was looking around to see if the paper cranes were okay, also saw me.

“I’ll be back. Stop. Please.”

…

“… Huh?”

“I’m going back to your party. Let’s go back to the old days.”

“…”

“I will live my whole life doing everything you ask me to do at your party. I’ll promise. Please. Stop attacking me.”

“… Dongha? Are you crying?”

“……Please. Please.”

My words brought the fierce battle to a halt as if a fuse had blown.

…

-Swoop

Nine put the sword into the scabbard.

“….. Don’t forget that. Let’s stop taking Dongha with us.”

“… Dongha. Come here.”

“… Uh.”

-Turbuck, turbuck

Yuria gestured. She approached the party members.

The Demon King did not look back. I didn’t want to show that I, who had been teased for being a crybaby every day, was procrastinating.

“…Let me ask you for one thing.”

Four saw me. I wiped away my tears and said.

“He just farms and lives here by himself… He doesn’t know anything. Please don’t go out and talk about him. Just listen to that one.”

“…”

“… Ok. Everyone keep quiet.”

At that, the other three nodded.

-Turbuck, turbuck

I got away from the demon king.

…

Yes.

That’s it.

I had a lot of fun over the past few months.

…

-Turbuck, turbuck

“Kee hee hee.”

I heard the demon king’s laughter behind my back.

“My friend is a crybaby.”

“…”

-Seong

She teleported to block us as we walked towards her entrance.

“… What are we going to do?”

“I can’t go.”

The demon king put his hand on his waist and behaved inflexibly again.

No.

I’m dying.

“Hey, get out of the way. Because I hate you now.”

However, the lies that always worked for the devil did not work.

“Kee hee hee. Liar. Who knows how to be fooled? They say your nose has become a strawberry nose… hehehe.”

…

“If you don’t move, I’ll cut you. Next time you draw your sword, I won’t put it in the scabbard until your head hits the ground.”

Nine warned in a cold voice.

“Nine! Let’s just ignore it and leave…”

As if begging, I asked Nine. However, my efforts were in vain due to the demon king’s attitude.

“Umm, I can’t yield just this time.”

“Really? Then die.”

-Fikan!

When the demon king waved his index finger and said firmly, Nine immediately drew his sword and charged.

There was no change.

Reality doesn’t suddenly become stronger like a cartoon.

As before, the Demon King was only cornered again.

“Ugh…”

…

I made up my mind.

Let’s fight together with the devil. It’s a fight that claws at those b*tches and bites their ears.

I will definitely lose. I could die too

But it was better than doing nothing here and waiting for her death.

‘…’

… I saw Dorothy’s ears slamming magic right in front of me.

…

If you’re going to bite it anyway. Crocodile doll…

I had a good idea. No, this is all.

I forcibly moved my weak legs and ran.

“Huh? Dongha is running away?”

“For now, focus on the fight! You can catch it later!”

The place I ran to was a warehouse.

‘… This is it.’

If only I could give the Demon King a chance with this.

I sneaked back and aimed at Dorothy’s backside. It doesn’t matter if he died with this or not.

Looking at what he’s doing, he’s not even human, but his hands trembled when he thought he was shooting someone.

-Koo-wook

-Pajiyeeing!

“Kiaaagh!”

The back of Dorothy’s head was hit by the killing ray of the ray robot. Dorothy screamed and fell straight to the floor. Looks good

“What?”

“Do, Dongha! You do magic!”

The b*tches who were attacking the demon king opened their eyes and said. I don’t think it’s a beam that came out of this toy.

The buff was also buffed, but the magic didn’t work because of the curse on the devil. The demon lord’s robot in the warehouse has now become a very effective means of attack.

This robot modified by the demon king is strong enough to damage the demon king’s body.

“You, you betray!”

“f*ck me. When did we say we were a team?”

-Pajiyeeing!

Pressing the button on the robot shoots beams at b*tches. I never thought the day would come when I would get help from this f*cking robot.

“Rebecca! I took that off!”

“Okay!”

-Tadadat!

Rebecca fluttered her twin tails and chased me frantically. How fast it is, it looks like it will be caught soon.

At that time.

-Pyororong

The Demon King made Rebecca’s arms into parrot wings.

-Food Duck, Food Duck

It’s not just Rebecca. Both Nine and Yuria are flapping around like parrot arms. It seems that even the Sword Emperor and the Shrine can’t fight with parrot arms.

“Kee hee hee. Now that the purple girl’s magic-blocking buff is gone, we can turn them all into parrots.”

Since there is no Dorothy, it seems that the weakening curse on all demon lords and the magic resistance buff on them have disappeared.

-Food Duck, Food Duck

When Rebecca is dumbfounded at the sight of her arm transformed into her parrot wing.

“Go away, stone-headed b*tch!”

-Pajiyiing!

“Kiaooh!”

I shot a beam of light at the stupid face. It’s also Rebecca, so she just rolls over on the floor and doesn’t lose her consciousness like Dorothy.

“Whoa, whoa. Also my friend Very cowardly.”

“It’s not over yet. Take care of that.”

“Of course not! There is a saying that if you cross a stone bridge after knocking on it, the sunny day will come.”

A demon king who speaks strange proverbs that he has never heard of. But somehow it reassured me.

“Yes. I am this way.”

-Koo-wook

-Pajiyiing!

“Ouch! Ouch! Oh, hot!”

So let Rebecca tear down her impregnable shield. The other two were left defenseless.

-Seong

The demon king didn’t miss the chance and teleported to YuRia, grabbing him by the collar.

– Pair! Match! Match!

“You naughty goblin! What if it shoots into the carpet! And what about my ponytail! What’s up!”

When Yuria passed out, she was next to Nine. Of course, Nine has almost no opponent in close combat, but it was impossible for her to face the Demon King one-on-one without Yuria’s supporting fire.

I couldn’t stand it for long and was immediately grabbed by the collar.

– Pair! Match! Match!

“You are even uglier! And you must have tried to stab the origami crane? Squid Sundae? I don’t know what it is, but you’re the cuttlefish sundae!”

Squid sundae wasn’t what Dorothy said, not Nine.

In the end, Nine also turned the whites over and turned them into porridge.

The sound of Seungri’s sparring was very upbeat.

And it’s not over yet.

…

“Are you the only one left now?”

I was referring to Rebecca, who had been hit by a beam of light until the robot ran out of fuel, and now woke up. It’s… It’s also hard.

“… Whoa. Well, I admit it plainly. Let’s just do it this far.”

Rebecca, who only knew how to do it instead of punching and crushing people in her sleep, pushed her backwards into her entrance, sneaking up on her alone.

“Where are you going, b*tch?”

“… No that’s it.”

“Play track 4.”

“… What? Dare me…”

“Demon King. Bite.”

“Yes!”

“Anijeu Babe, Babe, Babe.”

Rebecca, who danced well until the second verse, was slapped fairly by the devil after that. How tough it is She passed out after being hit nine times. She was actually knocked down in fives but she wasn’t knocked out. She was pretending to pass out. If I hadn’t checked, I would have been in big trouble.

…

The battle is over.

“Kee hee hee… Well done… Oops.”

The demon king, who smiled, stumbled. As if it would collapse any moment.

-Tadadat!

I immediately ran and helped the demon king.

“Hey! What’s the matter? Uh?”

“…”

“… Uh-huh… It’s a joke. This crybaby. Are you surprised?”

I’m afraid I’ll hit it. You were surprised

I examined the demon king’s body. I know I’m already better by wearing heels. Still, that doesn’t change the fact that she was sick.

“Are you okay? Did you poison it earlier? Are there any other injuries?”